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shadow puppet of a posted:Fred Thompson missing from Republican possibilities list. Ted Cruz as well.
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dinoputz posted:
Man, I still have warm memories of that time. I'm not American, but it was the first time I started following American politics and it was just a loving magical introduction, especially as a teenager. I really think he's probably the best orator of our time. I mean shame that he became an average president and all but 2008 was a great goddamn time to be a black person anywhere in the world. Finally understood why my dad (an American citizen) revered Kennedy so much, if it was anything like that. No other country or any other event does "Behold the great and glorious future that awaits us" then an US presidential election. At least a Clinton candidacy means that we'll be getting some great speeches from a tag team of Obama/Bill - and I plan to be drunk or high to momentarily temper the mountain of cynicism I've acquired in the past six years for each and every one of 'em.
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richardfun posted:Of all the loving places not to have your picture taken... And why...why would you smile?
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Mr.48 posted:Also, shouldn't religious conservatives be against him because of the whole gluttony being a deadly sin thing? Have you seen your average religious conservative in America?
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Are there any Seven Deadly Sins conservatives aren't doing on a literal daily basis? Greed and pride seem to have been turned into virtues in the movement.
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EugeneJ posted:Jon Stewart for president? Awww gently caress, seriously? drat, not even American and I love that show. 
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rear end cobra posted:I wholeheartedly support having one thread for neverending bullet-pointed ideological hair splitting contests and another one for cool and good current events and entertainment. I'm not American and I don't give a poo poo about the boring rightward centrists you pathetically call "left-wing". I just want to see the clown car roll on. Republican Party is my favorite live reality entertainment. So it probably doesn't matter since I'm just lurkin' but I vote for this.
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Agrajag posted:Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! He's not just going to be in the debate, he's going to be in the center podium! I can't believe I'm getting up at 5 AM to drunkwatch a political primary in a foreign country...but no way I'm waiting a second for this Trumpdump.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:We are running out of rails for this beautiful man to touch and then keep living. He is amazing. The fact that Donald Trump is STILL the GOP frontrunner is magical. Is he just really loving good at this or did he enter just at the right moment and he's just lucky?
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I don't get it - Trump's support has more or less stayed at steady 25-30% since he surged up, as opposed to the rest of the terrible field which has fluctuated as hell. Doesn't that mean that he's basically gotten everyone who is going to vote for him already? With all the crazy poo poo he has said I can't imagine anyone who isn't already supporting him is still on the fence. Isn't 30% of about 40% of the electorate like 12% percent of the total? Doesn't that mean he's still going to be crushed in the general even if he wins the nomination? Aliquid posted:Mecca is super-hosed up and could be a real target of extremist Islam in the future https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Mosque_seizure
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The Joe Man posted:You can also add in any Bernie supporters who loathe Hillary and vote Trump out of spite if she wins the primary (which is looking likely, unfortunately). I'm not American but this is a joke, right? Why would they vote someone who is the polar opposite of Sanders in every way except being an old white guy from NYC?
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mike12345 posted:Why would you vote for Clinton, if you support Sanders? Looking from Here, she and Sanders are still closer then Sanders and Trump and your retarded two-party politics force you to choose the lesser evil so  Roland Jones posted:Spite, probably. I don't think it'd be common, though; more likely, a lot just won't vote at all because of apathy. Makes for a pretty safe Clinton win still though? GOP basically epitomizes spite right now so would a Jeb! Or Rubio or Paul voter really put it for Trump after he has verbally violated their candidate for half a year straight? DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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richardfun posted:Hey now. For who is still entirely up for a debate though. Except for Barbara Bush, we know at least one person who she isn't voting for.
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Alter Ego posted:He's a thin-skinned poo poo and the first time Hillary challenges his authority he'll blow. Thin-skinned is an overstatement. His skin is like a micron thick, he will engage anybody and anything who will insult him in popular discourse. If he makes it to a general election this will be almost any public figure, all the time, and lot of them are going to be smarter and meaner then the GOP candidates.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:Sign up to caucus and get a free roll of ¡Jeb! toilet paper. ...this is a photoshop right  :EDIT: beaten. But the fact that it's real, even if not intended, is still amazing DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 9, 2015 |
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BBC savages Jeb, like he doesn't have enough problems with jus US press: http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-35487343
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I made this. Someone tweet it to Trump or something. It's absolutely amazing how a disgusting piece of runny elephant poo poo can coalesce into human being. Miraculous.
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Feb 7, 2016 16:17
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so how epic do you guys think Christie's depression eating binge is going to be? I think he might die
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Alter Ego posted:Hahaha, not with a bang but with a whimper. Adios, Jebster. Your legacy now consists of you getting dunked on by Donald Trump an infinite number of times. If Jen Bush is the last sad fart of the Bush dynasty, what is his brother? A wall-painting, toilet destroying diarrhea? Yet he is the popular one.
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Feb 22, 2016 23:15
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Have Trumpian Americans thought this protectionism tariffs we make them pay for our poo poo thing through? Because for someone who has never been in America it is disturbing how much of the poo poo I use daily is American (like 50% of what I drink, 45% of what I wear, 20-30% of what I eat, 95% of my entertainment) but if it gets hugely expensive...you all know we're just going to pirate everything we can get our hands on, right?
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Feb 28, 2016 16:35
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mike12345 posted:Someone on Twitter saying Trump's father was member of KKK. Guess I could check but whatever. Even if he was, would it matter in this primary? Man, I can't wait for the Trump campaign to hit the wall of actually trying to appeal to 51% of American voters instead of...20%? What is a third of the most insane major political party in modern history?
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Got to love how the coming generations will know the early 21st Century as "the time Arabs and white people loving flipped out (again)". How are you even going to explain 9/11, Al-Qaeda, Bush, War on Terror, Iraq, Obama, Tea Party, GOP's descent into eating its own, ISIS, Syria, European migrant crisis and Donald Trump in a coherent narrative? Everything after the second plane hit the tower sounds like horrible fan fiction, yet its all I can remember of international politics 
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Wow I basically politically awakened during 2008 and after that like 80% of my political following is American. But I am not American so someone explain. me why this preconception is wrong - you are retarded politically polarized. There isn't a single goddamn political opinion you are centered on, decades of increasing partisanship mean that no minor or major political issue -from school vouchers or abortion really has a middle ground. Is it just Obama effect (black president), or what is the political demographic that is going flip from 2012? Like if you are a white person who votes for Democratic, it sure as poo poo isn't your economic prospects alone that motivate you to vote. Likewise for a white Republican. Both parties seem to be about same on that in grand view. So it's one of the identity issues, which are as monochromatic as the come. Minorities seem to be decided - Nevada has like a million Hispanics, and I read 10,000 voted on GOP Primary, Hildawg is married to the first black president (or my Obama-sort African-American dad worships him anyway), going to be a record turnout, so I'm lost how Trump can turn anyone...or how Hillary can, but US is majority Democrat. Also Trump fans get that they are an international joke from Vancouver to Shanghai, right? LMAO. Right when I thought America was finally going to become the elder statesman of the west. If president Trump ever becomes reality my last words are going to be laughter amidst nuclear fire, hopefully they will reach your ashes in some form. Holy gently caress I love your country, America has never not been the Greatest
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icantfindaname posted:remember the reason they think this has nothing to do with the KKK or david duke, it's because of his foreign policy and government spending heresies. he's not neocon enough and not libertarian enough for movement conservatism, that's what they mean by stealth liberal Why the gently caress would any poor non-crazy white vote for him? What concrete evidence does he have for any concrete poo poo getting passed? EDIT: I mean at least Hilldog can say she's passed something? Trump has nothing DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 21:30 on Mar 1, 2016 |
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Maoist Pussy posted:Because LAST THIRTY YEARS Again, what does this mean? Like I get why some weirdo mongoloids vote for him, why are 51% of Americans voting for him in the future? EDIT: No offense for the Republican Mongoloids but all an European comedian has to say right now that they are a Trump fan and its 20 min of free non-overcompensating material. Like I hope you like the fact that our legally retarded people make money Off this, because otherwise America, thank you for the free,free money  DCEDIT: seriously, this is bad comedy, just tell me about sms. You agree its much better? Thank you very much.
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LOL these motherfuckers have no entertainment I actually seem to be an American citizen this year. That must suck for Trump supporters. Yay? The Finnish equivalent is still on whether "friend of the family" is an OK word How can I ask for the citizenship? I don't want to root for an old and weak septuagenarian.
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Thump! posted:I am willing to contribute large sums of money to see Ted Cruz suffer. Like, is that a controversial thought? I figure most Americans are okay with seeing Ted Cruz suffer. Most people. I'd easy pay like 10 bucks per minute of seeing Ted Cruz waterboarded. I know he couldn't use my money for campaigning but he could buy whatever, I really wouldn't care what he did with that $350 afterwards
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As someone who is just interested in following this election for the sake of comedy, putting all actual or ironic Trump supporters on ignore (or just ignoring them) greatly improves the experience. You guys should probably do this, and when the answer to everything is just "*insane fabrication that is in no shape or way supported by anything else then at best the word of a person who can't get through one speech or interview without lying* TRUMP!" It's not like you're missing anything. It's like watching a stand up comedy show except some person in the audience loudly proclaims that they genuinely believe what the comedian just joked about. Donald Trump is loving endless goldmine of entertainment, people who actually buy his poo poo are weird and creepy. People who pretend to be weird and creepy are just that in another way. On the other hand they will make the actual election day very entertaining though. He's going to get the nomination, right? I don't think I can take Ted Cruz's face for much longer and Hillary is just boring. I'm not an American so I don't get how he can lose with the most votes and his voters won't burn everyone even remotely involved in that alive because that is some bullshit (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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the paradigm shift posted:if i did that i wouldn't have anyone to post with. all the actual good posters are asleep when i'm at work. Oh yeah, I don't really post here. It's more a newsfeed of "what batshit insane thing will Trump say today/how will Ted Cruz demonstrate he is the worst person that has ever existed today".
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Yeah man, Hitler's speeches and quotes were also cool and for the win. It's really too bad that all of his supporters and the media actually took him seriously and ruined the comedy goldmine for us sensible people You get that there is no way he will become president, right? Hitler was actually popular with Germans (Hitler wasn't elected though), Trump is the most loathed candidate in modern history. It's guilt-free entertainment with national budget, tune out the mouth-breathers who support him until you can hear their crying and whining on election day and enjoy the ride!
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crazy cloud posted:There are in fact several ways he could become president and one of them could plausibly happen, but if this is the story that holds your fragile mind together and you prefer it that way, enjoy your fairy tale while you can I'm not American, i have no stake in this. I'm not one of those people who think President Trump will usher in WWIII, he will have little effect on my life. He has zero chance though seriously if you are running against TED CRUZ and don't get ten out of ten votes, something is very much wrong with you, at least Hillary is going against everyone's favorite grandpa
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:The idea that Hillary can easily beat Trump is one of the largest fictions of this whole cycle, and watching the astonished reaction of the nation when that edifice crumbles will be even better than when we all realized that he had a chance of winning the Republican primary. I always thought he would have a good chance in the Republican Primary. I didn't think he was the likely victor, but I mean look at how batshit insane that party is and who he was running against. He's still incapable of getting even a simple majority there haha
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:a Trump presidency will permanently alter the fate of every living creature on this planet you short-sighted dummy Every presidency does, America is a pretty big country. Unless the Congress disappears and he becomes God-Emperor he's not going to destroy the world. You guys will probably be hosed financially for a generation though, but that happen.
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blue squares posted:I'm pretty sure he was elected with 80% of the vote or something Only after being appointed, seizing power and unleashing a torrent of murder, violence and intimidation on every possible political opposition. He was elected in the same way African dictators are elected I suppose. EDIT: it was also a coalition, Nazis got only about 40% I think
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The Saurus posted:There should be a safespace echo chamber for Republicans and Trump supporters as well as all the shillaristas, bernie bros and stalinists How about for people who don't care about slapfights and think that Donald Trump is hilarious and everyone who supports him is a mouthbreathing retard with nothing sensible (according to all available evidence) to say? Because that is what I think. I just want to watch the Republican Party burn
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Tesseraction posted:This thread is funnier when it doesn't have people handwringing about how mean the lefty-liberal intelligentsia are being to poor widdle Donald. I'm so sad that Jeb! isn't in the game anymore in entertainment value, he could go toe to toe with the DonOnly thin entertaining about Cruz is the myriad ways the human species, regardless of race, age, gender, sexuality and political orientation express their hatred of him. DarkCrawler fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Apr 21, 2016 |
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Laphroaig posted:The one poster is saying he has like half the thread on ignore, the Saurus just thinks the fellow would be best served by a different thread in that case. A safe space for him to post in, lets call it Camp Majorian Please, only about a third of the thread. And I don't need a safe space for anything, I am not voting in this election. I am not even eligible to vote in this election. I don't even live in the same hemisphere where this election is happening. Hillary is boring and Bernie Sanders is a low-rent version of the actual socialists I personally vote for. It's 100% entertainment for me, and once you have seen one Trump supporter post you have seen them all. Repetition and observing insane morons is not in fact entertaining for more then a short while.
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Karl Sharks posted:his reality bending effect only seems to work on a certain subsection of the population though, if not on the same wavelength it's just offputting Yeah I don't know why people think that just because bunch of howler monkeys think that you are the poo poo anyone will. Trump can't even win decisively against Ted Cruz LMAO
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Pillowpants posted:Does anyone actually think Trump will vet his VP nom? Does he have to? Is there anything people don't know about Oprah?
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