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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


There was also the Rachel Maddow theory of "less time for primary craziness, more time for middle-of-the-road general election pandering."

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


DACK FAYDEN posted:

If I had Photoshop installed on this computer, I'd replace his head with a Fisher-Price toy telephone. But somewhat subtly.

Subtlety schmubtlety

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Joementum posted:

Shorter version of the Rand video:



You cut off the end, Joe.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


AsInHowe posted:

This is a visual campaign that will be so easy to Photoshop.

DEFEAT THE WASHINGTON MACHINE
KILL YOU'RE PARENTS
RAND

Looks like a pretty standard font. Guess I'll spend some time figuring out which it is specifically, because why not?

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Guess what site is still around and still has active users?

http://www.hillaryis44.org/

They appear very excited for the upcoming election.

And in case you're wondering, yes, they are still using Freep-style nicknames for Obama:

quote:

Obola’s “You can keep your doctor” Iran Deal.

How can anybody believe this is anything but a sell out.

The whole thing is just like the Putin Chess thing:

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is reportedly quoted as having said off the record that, “Negotiating with Obama is like playing chess with a chicken. The chicken knocks over all the chess pieces, shits on the board, and then struts around as if he won the match.”

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Tap to pay $13,000 in medical expenses.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Hmm that was good but I'd like to see more chaos please

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Al! posted:

Actually id probably start watching fallon if he was missing a finger

jimmy frodo and the ring of doom

*ruffles Saruman's hair*

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


triple sulk posted:

It may actually be worth not killing myself over Trump winning because of the schadenfreude of watching the morons who voted for him get hosed by the fact that he does not give a single poo poo about them

If only they would experience the moment of realization while they're being hosed, but we all know that poo poo ain't happening

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



I'm the uncomfortable girl in this photo who's too scared to say no to this rear end in a top hat

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



poor man has been drawing comics so long he forgot how many dimensions reality even has

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Ted Cruz rips off his mask to reveal himself to be the conniving slime man that he always was.

Many of his supporters, their chests full with his unhatched eggs, cry out in terror at this duplicity.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Late night celebration hell yeah

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


"the only thing we have to fear is immigrants and drugs and rioters and crime and the economy" -Donald j trump

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



yeah

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


lol, just lol if you haven't been drunk literally all day

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


frankenfreak posted:

48% of Trump voters are accelerationists?

48% believe he will be a yuuuuge president

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



The hashtags are coming from inside the Mana Fort

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



Bienvenidos a Miami

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


trump doctor deserves more of the vote than johnson

trump doctor johnson cake

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Trazz posted:

Can this election just be over already

Like, can Trump just have a mental breakdown during the second debate, fall to his knees, begin openly weeping while emptying his bladder, and just concede the election to Clinton right there? He would go out in a blaze of glory, instead of his current slow burn, just shrinking and shrinking until he goes subatomic like Ant-Man did, becoming a quantum corncob

"Trump looked very gracious out there tonight, very presidential. But he also wet himself humbly: a real man of the people."

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



"Folks..."

-David "Blade" Duke

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


a real chump posted:

Donald Trump seems... dumb

Donald...Chump

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


trump doctored tax fake

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Consummate Professional posted:

Good news from the liquor store pals, they had Old Rasputin

mmmm...but did they have corn liquor

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Timotheous Venture posted:

TRUMP 2016: A Scammer Bigly (Act 2: Machado About Humping)

Machado About Nothing (Matters)

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Mr. Pumroy posted:

jesus does not have valid license, but has dark skin. stopped by a cop and is shot in the street

"Take this coupe away from me." -Jesus

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


entire trump campaign is an elaborate ploy to see just how much spin political operatives can do before they just plain give up

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


zen death robot posted:

Corn cobs can't tweet can they?

"In every corncob tweet, there is a kernel of truth." -the Dalai Lama

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Atrocious Joe posted:

How long before the Trump/Machado porn parody

This loving Erection

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


This is a good thing...for TRUMP!

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


paranoid randroid posted:

*taps on wall* trump doctor sex cake

*nite crew busts thru the wall* EEEEDDD BAAAAALLLS!

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


trump surrogates this morning loudly asking "why can't we focus on the issues???" yet seem incapable of asking their own candidate the same question

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


yeah well I'm the zebra-print jacket and I want to die

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Teddybear posted:

I thought the October Surprise was supposed to come, like, late in October. I guess we're getting a bunch of them?

Bombshells every day from now until the election

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


The Glumslinger posted:

Trump Tax Dead Beat

Trump Dodges Tax Take?

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Dr.Zeppelin posted:

oh it's four words actually
*taps mic*

trump doctor sex cake
gently caress off we're full

DUCHESS

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


BIG

WET

rear end

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



gently caress

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Book 3: The Returns of the King

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