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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Calculords is a video game available for iOS and Android for $3 and it loving rules hardcore

it's part CCG, part tactics game, part puzzle game. The puzzle element comes in by trying to get the numbers you need to play your cards via the calculator, using multiplication, addition, and subtraction.



it's made by internet funnyman Seanbaby and it's basically the best smartphone game out there. but don't think just because it's a smartphone game that makes it inferior to other portable games... this is most definitely a worthy addition to any gamer's collection.

and honestly if you use android you should have a bunch of google opinion rewards dollars waiting to be used already


edit: also there are no randomized microtransaction packs or any of that dumb bullshit, you can buy some really powerful card packs but they're unnecessary, i didn't buy them. i did pay $2 for the permanent fun club membership though, which gives you an extra card drop at the end of each match.

Dexters Secret fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Nov 10, 2014

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

im being so intensely loving real here: play it, you fuckers

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
seanbaby

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

I.N.R.I posted:

seanbaby

he's good

he invented being funny on the internet

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
shaun baby

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
shun babies

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i stopped reading at ccg but i shouldve stopped reading at smartphone

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

elf help book posted:

i stopped reading at ccg but i shouldve stopped reading at smartphone

play it.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
that looks really fun

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
play this isntead op http://www.theincrediblecompany.com/alcazar-1/

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014


there is room in my heart for more than one game

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

seanbaby owns

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
ive already got a 3ds for mobile gaming... my phone is reserved exclusively for posting about video games, not playing them.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

fronz posted:

ive already got a 3ds for mobile gaming... my phone is reserved exclusively for posting about video games, not playing them.

play it.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

is there a non-math mode?

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

euphronius posted:

is there a non-math mode?

math is the central mechanic of the game, so no.

trust me though manipulating the numbers is a lot more fun than you might think.

play it.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Dexters Secret posted:

it's made by internet funnyman Seanbaby

I was sold at this.

Erika
Feb 6, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dexters Secret posted:

play it, you fuckers
I'll

brainwrinkle
Oct 18, 2009

What's going on in here?
Buglord
I bought this game because of the thread and it is sick as hell

It's like number munchers + a tactics game

brainwrinkle fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Nov 11, 2014

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
just bought it

game is fun

thanks op

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

I've been meaning to get it because seanbaby but have been putting it off.

Gaspar Lewis
Nov 30, 2007

by Lowtax
Actually, OP, I'm not going to, because it looks like crap for turd people.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

I am not going to buy it because I do not like math but I wanted to post that it's nice to see that seanbaby is still alive :)

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Gaspar Lewis posted:

Actually, OP, I'm not going to, because it looks like crap for turd people.

play it.

codenameFANGIO posted:

I am not going to buy it because I do not like math but I wanted to post that it's nice to see that seanbaby is still alive :)

play it.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

bump

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
play it

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

It would probably be better if there was done sort of multiplayer

brainwrinkle
Oct 18, 2009

What's going on in here?
Buglord
seems like stacking a lot of push and high damage units in a lane behind a 1 or 2 armor unit is really strong

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

It would probably be better if there was done sort of multiplayer

it's being worked on

brainwrinkle
Oct 18, 2009

What's going on in here?
Buglord
I thought the explosive dude would be really tough since his units were killing mine pretty easily, but then I realized he had no push units at all.

I think Space Dog is my favorite so far

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I bought this, and I'm going to play it while I wait for GF to get out of class. Then, Im going to cop some dinner, go home and play some more.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

That loving dog keeps kicking my rear end.

brainwrinkle
Oct 18, 2009

What's going on in here?
Buglord
how many cards are you playing each turn? once I figured out that you can do one arithmetic operation and then select another number my calculord bonuses skyrocketed. it's rare for me to not be able to play 3-4 cards per turn.

also create a custom deck with only cards you like as soon as you get a few new good ones.

brainwrinkle
Oct 18, 2009

What's going on in here?
Buglord
each character seems to have quirks as to how it picks to lane its units. building up a massive force in a lane and buffing it with +1AP while just doing enough to defend the others works great

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

I.N.R.I posted:

shaun baby

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Gaspar Lewis posted:

Actually, OP, I'm not going to, because it looks like crap for turd people.

thats a mirror you are looking at

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

The game just hard locked my nexus 5 :/

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Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

The game just hard locked my nexus 5 :/

weird, I have a Nexus 5 and that's never happened to me

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