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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Week 10 Results Top Ten: Mughe: 997 - 52 pts. axeil: 994 - 51 pts. 13 year old girls: 993 - 50 pts. Apples McGrind: 987 - 49 pts. kalensc: 984 - 48 pts. JGKing: 981 - 47 pts. Grittybeard: 979 - 46 pts. WaffleZombie: 969 - 45 pts. Dubar: 967 - 44 pts. skaboomizzy: 961 - 43 pts. The Field: The Puppy Bowl: 957 - 42 pts. aBagorn: 955 - 41 pts. OrangeKing: 942 - 40 pts. Bjay9: 928 - 38 pts. Phyein: 928 - 38 pts. Phiggle: 920 - 37 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 918 - 36 pts. Bachtere: 914 - 35 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 902 - 34 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 900 - 33 pts. bushisms.txt: 898 - 32 pts. Tavarin: 894 - 31 pts. marioinblack: 876 - 30 pts. Gandalf21: 865 - 29 pts. Felter Chesthard: 862 - 28 pts. Thaddius the Large: 857 - 27 pts. Akbar: 846 - 25 pts. Jaysus: 846 - 25 pts. Arnold Layne: 830 - 24 pts. Ron Roenicke: 819 - 23 pts. Okibi: 807 - 22 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 798 - 21 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 782 - 20 pts. von Metternich: 778 - 19 pts. No Butt Stuff: 745 - 18 pts. Lt. Chips: 743 - 17 pts. rebel1608 - 735 - 16 pts. Grozz Nuy: 734 - 14 pts. Nystral: 734 - 14 pts. pixelbot2000: 726 - 13 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 712 - 12 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 711 - 11 pts. Hockles: 631 - 10 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 606 - 9 pts. Busts: ChuckHead: 1013 - 8 pts. solauran: 1036 - 7 pts. Deceptive: 1044 - 6 pts. Butthead: 1085 - 4 pts. Fenrir: 1085 - 4 pts. Chichevache: 1264 - 3 pts. Metapod: 686 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Mind_Taker: 1045 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens! The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle) The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts. The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game. The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token: The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart! Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Week 11 Schedule Thursday Night: BUF@MIA Sunday 10AM: SF@NYG MIN@CHI HOU@CLE SEA@KC ATL@CAR CIN@NO TB@WAS DEN@STL Sunday 1PM: OAK@SD PHI@GB DET@ARI Sunday Night: NE@IND Monday Night! PIT@TEN BYE: DAL, NYJ, JAX, BAL Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Nov 27, 2014 |
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Season Standings! marioinblack: 457 pts. JGKing: 433 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 415 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 412 pts. aBagorn: 408 pts. Phiggle: 407 pts. Felter Chesthard: 403 pts. Grozz Nuy: 402 pts. Fenrir: 396 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 386 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 376 pts. Akbar: 372 pts. Phyein: 367 pts. Dubar: 366 pts. kalensc: 357 pts. Ron Roenicke: 355 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 346 pts. von Metternich: 336 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 335 pts. Arnold Layne: 335 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 335 pts. Mind_Taker: 335 pts. axeil: 329 pts. skaboomizzy: 326 pts. solauran: 322 pts. Okibi: 319 pts. Grittybeard: 311 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 311 pts. Apples McGrind: 310 pts. Butthead: 309 pts. Jaysus: 306 pts. Lt. Chips: 299 pts. 13 year old girls: 298 pts. Bjay9: 294 pts. Gandalf21: 293 pts. rebel1608: 293 pts. OrangeKing: 288 pts. ChuckHead: 286 pts. Metapod: 285 pts. DupaDupa: 283 pts. Tavarin: 273 pts. Thaddius the Large: 273 pts. pixelbot2000: 266 pts. WaffleZombie: 260 pts. No Butt Stuff: 252 pts. Mughe: 236 pts. Chichevache: 227 pts. Hockles: 217 pts. Bachtere: 215 pts. ffoecaf: 214 pts. A Pale Horse: 210 pts. embarrasing tank: 210 pts. Nystral: 207 pts. Deceptive: 205 pts. Roumba: 204 pts. waah: 204 pts. bushisms.txt: 199 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 199 pts. OBR: 186 pts. Miko: 185 pts. OxySnake: 133 pts. Foranzan: 114 pts. grah: 104 pts. Benne: 82 pts. Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts. Skillface: 46 pts. JRizzle: 41 pts. Great White Hope: 40 pts. Terror Shark: 25 pts. BlindSite: 18 pts. Garbo: 17 pts. Spoeank: 12 pts. Freaquency: 7 pts. Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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Doing this early this week because I'm going on vacation and might not have access to anything until after kickoff on Sunday. Drew Brees - Passing Yards Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 14:15 |
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Ahhh. Love me my refreshed Tokens Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Matt Ryan - Passing Yards DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards E: Also, I don't want to nag, but if you find the time, can you please update the season standings this week? Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Heath Miller - Receiving Yards
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Peyton Manning - passing yards Alex Smith - passing yards Calvin Johnson - receiving yards Tucker Number Ben Roethlisberger - passing yards
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 17:44 |
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Colin Kaepernick - passing yards Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Calvin Johnson - receiving yards Larry Fitzgerald - receiving yards Tucker Number Ben Roethlisberger - passing yards
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 18:07 |
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Drew Brees - Passing Alex Smith - Passing Tucker Number: Heath Miller - Receiving Willis Token Nystral fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Apples McGrind posted:E: Also, I don't want to nag, but if you find the time, can you please update the season standings this week? Should have plenty of time for that on Friday. Thankfully it's a lot quicker than doing results.
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 20:08 |
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Drew Brees - passing Philip Rivers - passing Tom Brady - passing Le'veon Bell - rushing WILLIS TOKEN
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# ? Nov 13, 2014 23:59 |
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Grozz Nuy posted:ChuckHead: 1013 - 8 pts. gently caress E: I see the 4 QB pick is becoming quite trendy, let this be a cautionary post about that practice. ChuckHead fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Nov 14, 2014 |
# ? Nov 14, 2014 02:11 |
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Ryan Mallet - Passing Yards T#: Bishop Sankey - Rushing Yards gently caress It. Goin Deep. Hockles fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Alex Smith - Passing Yards Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards Jaysus fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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Mathew Stafford - passing yards Andrew Luck - passing yards Drew Brees - passing yards tucker number Bishop Sankey - rushing yards
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 04:34 |
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Jay Cutler - Passing Yards Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards Tucker Number: LeVeon Bell - Rushing Yards
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 06:00 |
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Davante Adams - Receiving Desean Jackson - Receiving Chris Polk - Rushing Knile Davis - Rushing Calvin Johnson - Receiving Ryan Grant - Rushing Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Russell Wilson - Passing Andre Johnson - Receiving Chase Ford - Receiving Reggie Bush - Rushing Tucker #: Nate Washington - Receiving
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 06:20 |
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Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 06:48 |
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Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 11:00 |
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So, apparently Mallet is starting over Fitzpatrick. Editing my list to reflect that.
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 12:51 |
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Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Matt Forte - Rushing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Julio Jones - Receiving Yards Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards Robert Griffin III - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 17:17 |
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ChuckHead posted:gently caress you poo poo. i'm doing it. Kaepernick - Rushing Eli Manning - Rushing Bridgewater - Rushing Cutler - Rushing Mallet - Rushing Hoyer - Rushing Wilson - Rushing Alex Smith - Rushing Matt Ryan - Rushing Cam Newton - Rushing Andy Dalton - Rushing Drew Brees - Rushing Josh McCown - Rushing RG3 - Rushing Peyton Manning - Rushing (lol) Shaun Hill - Rushing Derek Carr - Rushing Phil Rivers - Rushing Mark Sanchez - Rushing Aaron Rodgers - Rushing Matt Stafford - Rushing Drew Stanton - Rushing and because this won't even break 300 - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Tucker Number - Antonio Brown - Receiving (Gotta at least crack 500) Edited to change Tucker number. No Butt Stuff fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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No Butt Stuff posted:you poo poo. I hope you inexplicably hit a perfect thou.
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 20:05 |
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Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Eli Manning - Passing Yards Malcolm Floyd - Receiving Yards Andre Ellington - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Dexter McCluster - Receiving Yards
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# ? Nov 14, 2014 21:25 |
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New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards New Orleans Saints - Receiving Yards Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 01:55 |
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Apples McGrind posted:I hope you inexplicably hit a perfect thou. Me too poo poo I still need to do my list. Tomorrow.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 02:03 |
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 04:48 |
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No Butt Stuff posted:you poo poo. Might want to change your Tucker Number to someone playing on Monday night.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 06:21 |
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No Butt Stuff posted:you poo poo. Well this is one of the more interesting gimmick lists I've seen since I started using this subforum. Season standings are updated in the second post.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 09:14 |
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Gandalf21 posted:Might want to change your Tucker Number to someone playing on Monday night. Good call.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 14:22 |
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What? I finished first? haha Anyway... Aaron Rodgers - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Tucker Number - Bishop Sankey - Rushing
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 22:58 |
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Holy poo poo I lead this thing. May the good Lord bless Rex Ryan. Alex Smith - Passing Andy Dalton - Passing Frank Gore - Rushing Andre Ellington - Rushing TY Hilton - Receiving Pierre Garcon - Receiving Austin Seferian-Jenkins - Receiving Tucker Number - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 23:26 |
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Andrew Luck - Passing Jordy Nelson - Receiving Desean Jackson - Receiving Jimmy Graham - Receiving Lesean McCoy - Receiving Andre Ellington - Receiving Andrew Luck - Rushing Lesean McCoy - Rushing Andre Ellington - Rushing Tucker # - Antonio Brown - Receiving
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 00:50 |
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Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards Golden Tate - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 00:51 |
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I was left out of the week 10 results, I should have 726. Drew Brees - passing Derek Carr - passing T.Y. Hilton - receiving Brice Butler - receiving Anquan Boldin - receiving Tucker # - Antonio Brown - receiving
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 01:13 |
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Matt Ryan - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Big Ben - Passing Yards And why not, let's be bold
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Derek Carr - passing yards Peyton Manning - passing yards Aaron Rodgers - passing yards Tucker Number: Roethlisberger - rushing
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 02:36 |
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Yards Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards Suh Token
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Peyton Manning - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Andrew Luck - Passing Tucker - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 08:55 |
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Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
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Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 09:56 |