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OAK QB - Passing
SEA QB - Passing
SEA Team - Rushing
PHI Team - Rushing
DEN Team - Rushing

:siren:

Bell - Rushing :siren:

# ? Nov 16, 2014 11:31

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:44

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress man, I'd be leading by a MILE if I didn't have THREE loving BUSTS in the last 4 weeks. I've fallen all the way to 9th place :smith:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Mark Sanchez - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving

Tucker # Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

# ? Nov 16, 2014 13:07

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Jordan Matthews - Receiving Yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Tucker number Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Yards

# ? Nov 16, 2014 15:39

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Teddy Bridgewater -Passing yards
Andy Dalton -Passing yards
Ryan Fitzpatrick -Passing yards

Tucker # - Zach Mettenberger -Passing yards

:siren:

Suh Token :siren:

ChuckHead fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Nov 16, 2014

# ? Nov 16, 2014 15:55

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Aaron Rodgers -passing yards
Drew Brees - passing yards
Jordy Nelson - receiving yards
Jeremy Maclin - receiving yards

tucker number - Ben Roethlisberger - passing yards

# ? Nov 16, 2014 16:15

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Missed the TNF boat and the Jets are thankfully on bye so gonna have to look outside the division this week:

Tom Brady - Passing
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing
Mark Sanchez - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing

Tucker: Antonio Brown - Receiving

# ? Nov 16, 2014 17:45

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

pre:

Seattle Seahawks    - Rushing Yards
Houston Texans      - Rushing Yards
Kansas City Chiefs  - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints  - Rushing Yards
San Francisco 49ers - Rushing Yards
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards
San Diego Chargers  - Rushing Yards

Le'Veon Bell - Pit  - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Suh Token

# ? Nov 16, 2014 17:56

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Peyton Manning - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing

Heath Miller - Receiving

# ? Nov 16, 2014 18:10

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Matt Ryan - passing
Aaron Rodgers - passing
Ahmad Bradshaw - rushing
AJ Green - receiving
Malcolm Floyd - receiving
Andrew Hawkins - receiving

Tucker #: Antonio Brown - receiving

# ? Nov 16, 2014 18:29

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Every single New Orleans Saint - Receiving Yards
Eli Manning - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Kendall Wright - Receiving Yards

# ? Nov 16, 2014 18:37

Bachtere

Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug

Matt Ryan - Passing
Drew Brees - Passing
Cam Newton - Passing

Tucker #: Bishop Sankey - Rushing

# ? Nov 16, 2014 18:49

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

Cam Newton - Passing Yards
Robert Griffin III - Passing Yards
Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards
Colt McCoy - Passing Yards
New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards
Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards

Tucker Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

# ? Nov 16, 2014 18:58

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Nearly forgot, time for a late-game list:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

# ? Nov 16, 2014 19:38

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:

Seattle Seahawks    - Rushing Yards
Houston Texans      - Rushing Yards
Kansas City Chiefs  - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints  - Rushing Yards
San Francisco 49ers - Rushing Yards
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards
San Diego Chargers  - Rushing Yards

Le'Veon Bell - Pit  - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Suh Token

Over 450 yards through one half, and there's still the second half and two full teams and Bell to go. :sigh:

# ? Nov 16, 2014 20:32

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Mark Sanchez - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Golden Tate - Receiving
Riley Cooper - Receiving
Julian Edelman - Receiving
T.Y. Hilton - Receiving
Drew Stanton - Passing

Tucker - Antonio Brown - Receiving

# ? Nov 16, 2014 20:42

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Mark Sanchez - passing yards
Derek Carr - passing yards
T.Y. Hilton - receiving yards
Eddie Lacy - rushing yards

Tucker - Ben Roethlisberger - passing yards
Token:

# ? Nov 16, 2014 21:15

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Tom Brady - passing
Andrew Luck - passing
Tucker: Ben Roethlisberger - passing

# ? Nov 16, 2014 22:05

Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

crap late submission

Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Tucker - Zach Mettenberger - Passing Yards

so many bergers on monday

# ? Nov 17, 2014 00:21

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

you poo poo.

i'm doing it.

Kaepernick - Rushing - 24
Eli Manning - Rushing - 0
Bridgewater - Rushing - 2
Cutler - Rushing - 21
Mallet - Rushing - -3
Hoyer - Rushing - -6
Wilson - Rushing - 71
Alex Smith - Rushing - -1
Matt Ryan - Rushing - 4
Cam Newton - Rushing - 30
Andy Dalton - Rushing - 12
Drew Brees - Rushing - 3
Josh McCown - Rushing - 8
RG3 - Rushing - 41
Peyton Manning - Rushing (lol) - -1
Shaun Hill - Rushing - 0
Derek Carr - Rushing -
Phil Rivers - Rushing
Mark Sanchez - Rushing
Aaron Rodgers - Rushing
Matt Stafford - Rushing
Drew Stanton - Rushing

and because this won't even break 300 -

Jamaal Charles - Rushing - 159
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing - 124

Tucker Number - Antonio Brown - Receiving (Gotta at least crack 500)

Edited to change Tucker number.

488 plus late game rushing from QBs and then Antonio Brown. These guys gonna have to do some work to get me to that perfect thousand.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 00:22

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Tom Brady - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Tucker Number - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:08

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 341
Drew Brees - Passing 255
Alex Smith - Passing 108

Tucker Number: Heath Miller - Receiving

~~Willis Token~~ used Willis in week 9. Subbing Polamalu instead

705

At least I won't bust! :downs:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:37

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

gently caress man, I'd be leading by a MILE if I didn't have THREE loving BUSTS in the last 4 weeks. I've fallen all the way to 9th place

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 341
Mark Sanchez - Passing 346
Eddie Lacy - Rushing 69
Jordy Nelson - Receiving 109

Tucker # Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

865 with Ben left. Jesus christ I'm hosed, even with the token. Who the gently caress expected Rodgers and SANCHEZ to combine for almost 700 loving yards :ughh:

# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:39

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

poo poo. Forgot.

Andrew Luck- Passing
Tom Brady- Passing
Ahmad Bradshaw- Rushing
Ben Roethlisberger- Passing

# ? Nov 17, 2014 02:27

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

Andrew Luck: passing
Tom Brady: passing.

Tucker: Ben Roethlisberger: passing

# ? Nov 17, 2014 02:33

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards - 330
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards - 0
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards - -9
Terrence West - Rushing Yards - 12
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards - 61
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards - 31
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards - 97
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards - 23
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards - 92
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards - 0
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards - 11
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards - 46
Ryan Mallet - Passing Yards - 211
T#: Bishop Sankey - Rushing Yards

905 + Sankey.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 04:05

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing

# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:46

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing - 303
Jordy Nelson - Receiving - 109
Desean Jackson - Receiving - 35
Jimmy Graham - Receiving - 29
Lesean McCoy - Receiving - 18
Andre Ellington - Receiving - 24
Andrew Luck - Rushing - 15
Lesean McCoy - Rushing - 88
Andre Ellington - Rushing - 42

Tucker # - Antonio Brown - Receiving

663 and a wasted token. Maybe one of these weeks Jordy will play the second half.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:48

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:

Seattle Seahawks    - Rushing Yards - 204
Houston Texans      - Rushing Yards - 213
Kansas City Chiefs  - Rushing Yards - 190
New Orleans Saints  - Rushing Yards - 075
San Francisco 49ers - Rushing Yards - 148
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards - 109
San Diego Chargers  - Rushing Yards - 120

Le'Veon Bell - Pit  - Rushing Yards - Tucker # - Suh Token

Already busted, lol.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:59

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Ahhh. Love me my refreshed Tokens

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
DeAndre Hopkins - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards

651 plus Roethlisberger. In a pretty solid spot with that Suh token. Hopefully Big Ben has another monster game.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 13:57

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

aBagorn posted:

Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards 346
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards 341
Jordan Matthews - Receiving Yards 107
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards 109
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards 88

Tucker number Ben Roethlisberger - Rushing Yards

991 with Big Ben's 2.1 rushing yards per game to go. I feel good, but a little nervous

Fenrir posted:

865 with Ben left. Jesus christ I'm hosed, even with the token. Who the gently caress expected Rodgers and SANCHEZ to combine for almost 700 loving yards

I did, though I thought Aaron's total would be higher and Sanchez's lower

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:14

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Matt Ryan - passing - 268
Aaron Rodgers - passing - 341
Ahmad Bradshaw - rushing - 4
AJ Green - receiving - 127
Malcolm Floyd - receiving - 44
Andrew Hawkins - receiving - 97

Tucker #: Antonio Brown - receiving

881 + Brown. Could be good or a bust, who knows?

# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:28

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

Matt Ryan - Passing Yards 268
Drew Brees - Passing Yards 255
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards 103
Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards 96
Golden Tate - Receiving Yards 41

Tucker Number: Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards ?

Total so far: 763

Blegh. Rough year.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 15:11

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

Gandalf21 posted:

Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Big Ben - Passing Yards

And why not, let's be bold

573 with Ben to go. This isn't going to end well.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 15:54

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Mathew Stafford - passing yards - 183
Andrew Luck - passing yards - 303
Drew Brees - passing yards - 255
tucker number Bishop Sankey - rushing yards

741 + sankey

# ? Nov 17, 2014 16:22

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards

Tucker Number: Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

I think 718 so no real bust threat here.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 16:26

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

solauran posted:

Missed the TNF boat and the Jets are thankfully on bye so gonna have to look outside the division this week:

Tom Brady - Passing - 257
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing - 0
Mark Sanchez - Passing - 346 (what the christ)
Calvin Johnson - Receiving - 59
Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving - 33
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing - 124

Tucker: Antonio Brown - Receiving

819 with Brown to go. Could be good! At least I'm not busting this week.

# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:12

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Mind_Taker posted:

Frank Gore - Rushing Yards 95
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards 117
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards 0
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards 124
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 59
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards 29
Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards 96
Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards 103
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards 109
Robert Griffin III - Passing Yards 207

Tucker Number: Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards