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Are you 100% certain Bama is going to derail Mississippi State this week? Take minks off! Think Michigan can pull the upset of the ages against Ohio State in a couple weeks? Take rings off! Think your team will make the playoffs? Your rival fans shining? Get up off those goddamn diamonds! WELCOME TO THUNDERDOMEAnte the gently caress up and get ready for the end of the year! Set up toxx bets! Make them clear and concise so you don't fall into the Scionix Trap! Call out your rivals! RULES: ENFORCEMENT - Judgement calls will be left to me, or benevolent dictator MorningView if he wants. TOXXES GO HERE Scionix posted:
DJExile: $50 to Jimmy V Foundation if BGSU does not win MAC Championship MourningView posted:If every MSU somehow loses I will step down as mod and give myself a 100k probation on the way out the door. Real Name Grover posted:If Nebraska reaches the Big 10 Championship, I'll donate $25 to whatever charity [DJEdit: Marine Corps Law Enforcement Fund) to whoever quotes this. Punch Card posted:If Michigan beats Ohio State, I will autoban or be banned, re-register, Punch Card posted:Jim Caldwell disappointed me by not excoriating Dominic Raiola for his bullshit move against the Patriots so I think my idealism in him may have been misplaced. To that, I'm going to scrap the avatar part of my toxx (I'll come up with something better hopefully) but change my donation from $150 to $250. Sash! posted:If the Big Ten finishes worse than .500 in bowl games (should Ohio State make the playoffs, the semi-finals and finals would count separately), I shall make an animated gif cycling through the team logos of all the teams that defeated the Big Ten and bear it as a title until next bowl season. I will also donate $25 to a local charity of my choice (most likely the Alexandria Sportsman's Club). Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:
Dirk Pitt posted:A weeks probation for me if Tech beats Oklahoma. Allahu Snackbar posted:If auburn wins the iron bowl I will go to lowes, buy a plant of no less than $10 value, and I will poison it, posting pictures as it withers away. ZenVulgarity posted:
BI NOW GAY LATER posted:Also uh, Webbeh posted:If UGA beats GT in college football this year in Clean, Old-Fashioned Hate 2014, I will: siriuslysomething posted:The high school I teach at lets us wear T-shirts on Fridays as long as they are college t-shirts. So my Top Hats Monthly posted:If Minnesota defeats Wisconsin, I'll get draw play dave to draw me a new avatar with Jerry Kill seizing under the Axe, if they lose, a Wisconsin fan will pick what av I get. Thermos H Christ posted:If Texas takes the lineal championship by beating TCU tomorrow, I will buy a lineal championship title for a fan of the next team to beat Texas. I'd prefer it if that fan was willing to do the same after their team's next loss, so we've always got a TFF poster who is representing their team by "wearing the belt." JT Jag posted:
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I'll lead off because why not: If Bowling Green does not win the 2014 MAC Championship, I will donate $50 to the charity of choice of whomever quotes this first.
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i stand by my toxx even though MV is cheating and making it apply to Mich. St. as well. w/e it was about the principle of the thing anyway.
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If Nebraska reaches the Big 10 Championship, I'll donate $25 to whatever charity (so long as I agree with its intent) to whoever quotes this. I'll raise that to $100 and a custom title if Nebraska wins. E: DJExile posted:How about the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Fund? Deal. Real Name Grover fucked around with this message at 18:58 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Nov 13, 2014 18:13
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DJExile posted:I'll lead off because why not: even if that charity is another school's athletic department? 
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Scionix posted:i stand by my toxx even though MV is cheating and making it apply to Mich. St. as well. w/e it was about the principle of the thing anyway. This is unfair! I am applying it to literally any school that can be abbreviated "MSU".
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DJExile posted:I'll lead off because why not: The Mississippi State Athletic Dept.! But seriously, Jimmy V Foundation (gotta go with the old Fraternity philanthropy)  If Mississippi State loses to Alabama, during the next douche tournament, I will nominate and push for Dillon Day to be the champion with a similar level of effort I put into getting Ole Miss to the top this past seasonI am poor. MourningView posted:This is unfair! I love you. Ben Has Tiny Weenus fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Nov 13, 2014 18:16
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Real Name Grover posted:If Nebraska reaches the Big 10 Championship, I'll donate $25 to whatever charity (so long as I agree with its intent) to whoever quotes this. How about the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Fund?
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MourningView posted:This is unfair! So Scionix needs Maryland over Michigan State, Alabama over Mississippi State, Stetson over Morehead State, South Carolina State over Morgan State, North Dakota State over Missouri State, Idaho State over Montana State, Upper Iowa over Minnesota State, Minnesota Crookston over Minnesota State-Moorhead (or MSU-Moorhead), Tartleton State over Midwestern State, and Minnesota Duluth over Minot State? Dang, there are a fuckton of MSU's. If only MSU-Moorhead was playing Minnesota State so there could be no escape.
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Don't forget McNeese State!
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DJExile posted:Don't forget McNeese State! This is what I get for CTRL+F'ing " M." I missed them and Murray State! And whoever the hell Montclair State is. I have a test in 15 minutes so I cannot, but someone should check to see how many upsets that is because by my count a lot of those MSU's really suck probably will lose. alpha_destroy fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Nov 13, 2014 |
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Nov 13, 2014 19:00
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if scionix somehow survives his toxx just declare him god king of tff
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SaltLick posted:if scionix somehow survives his toxx just declare him god king of tff i request this song be played at my forums funeral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sPAe3ZsSZ0
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Scionix posted:i request this song be played at my forums funeral Sorry its gonna be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSNW6KoHV8o&t=24s
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Wrong, it'll be this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh1M2dXn2fM
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SaltLick posted:if scionix somehow survives his toxx just declare him god king of tff If every MSU somehow loses I will step down as mod and give myself a 100k probation on the way out the door.
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MourningView posted:If every MSU somehow loses I will step down as mod and give myself a 100k probation on the way out the door. added  EDIT: as if I could even enforce this there's a 0.00000000000000000001% chance this happens but oh man if it does...
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Wrong, it'll be this: Honestly I am just glad I was able to google "Banjo Taps" and find it
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If Michigan beats Ohio State, I will autoban or be banned, re-register, buy an avatar that encompasses the idea that Jim Caldwell is Marcus Aurelius reborn in all his stoic glory, (to be made by myself or a fellow TFF user who gets the gist of it) and donate $150 to a charity to be named later. Edit: vvvvv appreciate it!
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Punch Card posted:If Michigan beats Ohio State, I will autoban or be banned, re-register, buy an avatar that encompasses the idea that Jim Caldwell is Marcus Aurelius reborn in all his stoic glory, (to be made by myself or a fellow TFF user who gets the gist of it) and donate $150 to a charity to be named later. Love it
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Are there any potential MSU wins that will conclude before the Alabama/Mississippi State game starts? Because that would be perfect.
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dude789 posted:Are there any potential MSU wins that will conclude before the Alabama/Mississippi State game starts? Because that would be perfect. Morehead State vs Stetson starts 2.5 hours prior Murray State vs. Eastern Kentucky starts 2.5 hours prior Morgan State vs. South Carolina State starts 2.5 hours prior Montclair State vs. Kean starts 2.5 hours prior Midwestern State vs. Tarlton starts 1.5 hours prior Minot State vs. Minnesota-Duluth starts 1 hour prior Missouri State vs. North Dakota State starts thirty minutes prior Montana State vs. Idaho State starts ten minutes after McNeese State vs. SELA starts thirty minutes after Michigan State vs. Maryland starts 4.5 hours after So, none will be concluded, but around the third quarter, Scionix will have a 4 team Parley to deal with.
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If Ohio State loses to Michigan, I'll include a positive mention of either Jim Bollman or Luke Fickell in my next 100 posts. EDIT: MV said don't actually do this, so it's retracted. TheGreyGhost fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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TheGreyGhost posted:If Ohio State loses to Michigan, I'll include a positive mention of either Jim Bollman or Luke Fickell in my next 100 posts.
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TheGreyGhost posted:If Ohio State loses to Michigan, I'll include a positive mention of either Jim Bollman or Luke Fickell in my next 100 posts. I'm pretty sure these type of toxxes punish us more than you
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TheGreyGhost posted:If Ohio State loses to Michigan, I'll include a positive mention of either Jim Bollman or Luke Fickell in my next 100 posts. These sorts of toxxes are annoying. Please don't do them. It's been funny exactly one time.
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MourningView posted:These sorts of toxxes are annoying. Please don't do them. It's been funny exactly one time. If this is an actual request not to do it, I won't
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TheGreyGhost posted:If this is an actual request not to do it, I won't It is.
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MourningView posted:It is. I'll edit that out of mine as well then
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MourningView posted:These sorts of toxxes are annoying. Please don't do them. It's been funny exactly one time. Work better as avatar replacements.
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kayakyakr posted:Work better as avatar replacements. Speaking of avatar replacements, it appears that I made someone mad enough to buy me a new one. Man, if we win, it'll be such a badge of honor!
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I have a suggested addendum: if Scionix gets on Finebaum and mentions TFF on air, end his ban/probation period
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Raku posted:I have a suggested addendum: if Scionix gets on Finebaum and mentions TFF on air, end his ban/probation period This, except he has to make bingo on a 5x5 buzzword card of TFF's design
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Ben Has Tiny Weenus posted:Speaking of avatar replacements, it appears that I made someone mad enough to buy me a new one. Man, if we win, it'll be such a badge of honor! Wow, that is a really low effort, weaksauce attempt. I can imagine them huffing in anger and then giggling like a child who just smelled its own fart.
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wheez the roux posted:This, except he has to make bingo on a 5x5 buzzword card of TFF's design if im not dead from my operating systems class i will attempt it.
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If the Big Ten finishes worse than .500 in bowl games (should Ohio State make the playoffs, the semi-finals and finals would count separately), I shall make an animated gif cycling through the team logos of all the teams that defeated the Big Ten and bear it as a title until next bowl season. I will also donate $25 to a local charity of my choice (most likely the Alexandria Sportsman's Club).
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archangelwar posted:Wow, that is a really low effort, weaksauce attempt. I can imagine them huffing in anger and then giggling like a child who just smelled its own fart. so it was scionix husky fuckers let's go mutually assured destruction and toxx each other over the apple cup
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wheez the roux posted:so it was scionix lol you think anyone could make me mad enough to spend 10 dollars on them
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Scionix posted:lol you think anyone could make me mad enough to spend 10 dollars on them mad enough, no drunk enough, absolutely
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