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Seraph84
Aug 9, 2015

by XyloJW

Dzhay posted:

Right, I think we've established quite thoroughly that all this stuff is rather silly. Next question: how do we get rid of it?
(For usa)

0. Have lots of money. Don't be afraid of Christian death threats. In fact don't be afraid of actual death as doing this could very well get you murdered. Best bet here is that you be someone already famous for something else. And again, have money or sit the gently caress down.

1. Get arrested for public nudity and/or public sex. Get charged with indecent exposure.

2. Fight the case on the scientific absurdity of the claim that the sight of the naked human form or the act of intercourse could have any harmful effect on a child (or any other sane person). See works cited pages of Sex at Dawn for ammunition.

3. Get the media involved to the fullest extent possible. Get the scientific and academic communities involved to the fullest extent possible. If you know any celebrities, get them involved. You will lose this case and become a sex offender, making this a selfless act of tremendous solidarity for all those Poors whose lives are destroyed by this puritanical law, both past and potential future.

4. Seriously though be a reasonably famous rich person before even thinking about doing anything like this. Get other rich and/or famous people to repeat this process until indecent exposure law enforcement is fully farcical in the eyes of the public, just as weed prohibition is today.

5. Wait a few years.

6. Enjoy orgies in public parks unmolested by men wearing costumes and carrying firearms.

Side note: we should also be fighting to get bibles and Christian judges pulled from the courtroom. Having judges with mental disabilities is full loving madness.

Seraph84 fucked around with this message at 20:07 on Aug 12, 2015

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Seraph84
Aug 9, 2015

by XyloJW
Last night I had another communion with Christ in my dreams - don't be alarmed he visits me often - we've been close friends for quite a long time.

Anywho, he instructed me to come here and tell you guys that all the males posting in this thread should get vasectomy operations ASAP. So, you're welcome I guess.

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