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Why has God never healed an amputee in the whole existance of human history? Like actually made the hand or leg grow back. Not loving one.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 14:49 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:02 |
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Miltank posted:Any god but God is false by definition because God is the truth. That means God can not become god, as that would falsify himself, therefore God can not be God.
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# ¿ Nov 21, 2014 16:08 |
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A lot of words about this. God would not be God if he didn't know if a single person was going to heaven or hell even before he created the universe. The question is why does God want us in heaven with him. Been there for eons without us, then all of a sudden wants to force bipeds to cut either their cocks or other peoples heads off to join him and sing forever. If God wants us with him, he has an insecurity over something, and therefore isnt God.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 17:18 |
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Kyrie eleison posted:We cannot know his motives, only that he loves us enough to have sent his Son for us, so that we might have eternal life. We do know his motive, so we can sing his praises at his side forever. And he loves us enough to watch us be to be eternally torn apart for something trival over 80 years of average life time. Even if you started an orphanage, cured a plague, saved millions, or introduced peace for generations, you are going straight to hell for not having your cock cut off, or shaved too much, or didnt cover yourself up, or not know your place in your caste. But hey, a soppy eyed portrait of a white Jesus in your house will counter that, see Jesus loves you! God never cured an amputee. Ever. God is a oval office.
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 17:51 |
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If man is in the image of God, then he has a nose. And is everywhere. So earlier God was smelling the horrendous sphincter tearing poo poo that I took, it had me in tears myself. But thankfully my olfactory senses are limited so I could only inhale a small amount of the deadly gas that had me half wretching. But God smelled every nano-particle of it, in full techno-color, every miniscule poo poo piece floating in the bathroom convection current, every molecule of bean fart filled air. God smelled my farts, he huffs that poo poo.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 21:09 |
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One billion eons from now: God: Remember that time when you were 8 and you didn't share your lollipop with your sister. You: PLEASE GOD DELETE ME FROM EXISTENCE THE TORMENT IS UNBEARABLE. WHHHHYYYYY God: No, and because you did not cut a bit from your cock.
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# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 18:58 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 17:02 |
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SedanChair posted:Come on, he's clearly talking about David Koresh. ftfy
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2015 22:53 |