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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
this is real apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAm5yxQA_HY

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Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」
* Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
* Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
* Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
* Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
* Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
* Faction warfare between goats and sheep
* MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
* There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014


finally an MMO for the rest of us

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Pre-ordered, I'm so in

Does it have fishing though?

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

how many crafting systems is this game gonna have

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

*Tokaii cracks his knuckles, ready to tackle another MMO*

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


holy poo poo yes

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Funkstar Deluxe posted:

* Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
* Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math, we all went to high-school well I didn’t I was too busy huffing paint behind the cafeteria
* Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
* Prolly not tons of content tho, but don’t hate be cool
* Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram
* Faction warfare between goats and sheep
* MMO simulation so good you’ll think it’s real
* There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie

*Holds up spork.*

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

*Holds up spork.*

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

goat simulator devs know whats up

LaTex Fetish
Oct 11, 2010

finally a place for me and my goatkin to do some roleplaying

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


this is extra epic because some goons are mad at it because "the goat simulator joke has gone on long enough"

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i don't know if you noticed but i like goats

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Goat simulator is goty so this should be pretty cool.

crazkylo
Dec 20, 2008

Set the world aflame!
Wasn't there an educational wolf MMO awhile back? I remember seeing some ridiculous commercial for it but never found out if it was real.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Goat simulator is goty so this should be pretty cool.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Goat simulator is goaty so this should be pretty cool.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

crazkylo posted:

Wasn't there an educational wolf MMO awhile back? I remember seeing some ridiculous commercial for it but never found out if it was real.

Wolf Quest

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Goat simulator is goat (game of all time) so this should be pretty cool.

fixed that for you

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

can't wait for all the epic "i broke goat mmo simulator XDD" youtube videos

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao @ how easy it is to piss off the steam thread with this

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Acquire Currency! posted:

lmao @ how easy it is to piss off the steam thread with this

Games is actually this gif

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

I've returned from a field test and the Steam thread appears HIV positive.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Widestancer posted:

I've returned from a field test and the Steam thread appears HIV positive.

don't post in the steam thread, or indeed, anywhere in games.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Dexters Secret posted:

don't post in the steam thread, or indeed, anywhere in games.

:henget:

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Dexters Secret posted:

don't post in the steam thread, or indeed, anywhere in games.

the wiiu thread is pretty okay, nintendo's angelic light shines through spergs and banishes their AIDS

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Dexters Secret posted:

don't post in the steam thread, or indeed, anywhere in games.

together we can stop their persecution of goats and huge anime tits

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Awesome! posted:

together we can stop their persecution of goats and huge anime tits

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Awesome! posted:

together we can stop their persecution of goats and huge anime tits
Now I really want a game that combines these two things.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


are there any choice samples for us to peruse to confirm if it's HIV or not, widestancer

please respond, this is an emergency

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Kylra posted:

Now I really want a game that combines these two things.

well, if its truly an mmo update,

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

A Spider Covets posted:

are there any choice samples for us to peruse to confirm if it's HIV or not, widestancer

please respond, this is an emergency

awesmoe posted:

I think steam shouldn't have accepted it, however I don't really care and I certainly don't feel strongly about it being on steam, however anyone who actually bought it should straight up no jokes kill themselves immediately without delay.

Deakul posted:

video games are kinda poo poo these days fwiw

awesmoe posted:

PLEASE dont misrepresent my opinion!!! I think there are a lot of strong positives to anime titties but I DO NOT believe that steam should become an anime titty delivery platform! Anime tttie slideshows are NOT games and should not be sold as such.

e: its about ethics in anime titty journalism.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


i wonder how lovely and weak your new red text is gonna be

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009





diagnosis complete

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002


By that one guy's logic there a bunch of people in games that have stock options in anti-xbone interests.

metricchip
Jul 16, 2014

This isn't what we wanted but it's what we needed in our darkest hour.

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
games forum is.... baaaaaaahd.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Who wants to goat out together when this hits the street?

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fuepi
Feb 6, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
it's like the end of the fly where jeff goldblum gets his jaw ripped off and then chunks of rotting skin start falling off but instead of a bug monster popping out he turns into a huge human being

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