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A Kpro posted:Good timing on this package, I'm about to leave for a couple weeks and wouldn't have been here to get it. HAHAHAHAHA
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We have to do this again next year. 
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This thread / RIP my amazon browsing history That's right Sir Lucius, I almost sent you 1,500 ladybugs, but they weren't available on Prime Zeris fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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Dec 24, 2014 16:05
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Well I just made my move from Syracuse NY to Charlotte NC and here's a little package from Maryland to welcome me into my new home. What's this? A flask? Oh how nice.  Oh. Great. How long has this package been sitting around? Have Istormfrontusedobamaanyoperationovalbidenascendingflaggedmh370wordskimilsungputinsextapelately?  Food! Looks a little iffy. Should I blend this up and funnel it up my rear end?  Truth serum. Load the flask and self-administer, right? Lazy NSA can't even do its own work anymore.  The dehydrated rear end food actually tastes pretty good in my oral cavity. Thanks Sir Lucius! Enjoy listening to my horrible taste in porn!
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Dec 24, 2014 16:19
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I'm glad you like the shirt a kpro 
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Dec 24, 2014 17:52
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I know what my next namechange is going to be. (FYI, Hekk, you can have imgur automatically resize by putting a s, m, or l at the end of the letter code, before the file extension.) Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Dec 24, 2014 |
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Dec 24, 2014 18:11
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I have no affiliation to any government organization including the military. BTW, my mom made that peanut brittle, it's supposed to be pretty good. Sorry, I didn't realize we were actually supposed to send each other gay porn and dicks, my bad.
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Dec 24, 2014 18:26
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I finally sent mine out. Sorry dude.
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Dec 24, 2014 20:26
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USMC503 posted:I finally sent mine out. Same here.
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Sir Lucius posted:I have no affiliation to any government organization including the military. BTW, my mom made that peanut brittle, it's supposed to be pretty good. Sorry, I didn't realize we were actually supposed to send each other gay porn and dicks, my bad. I'm glad for a gift that won't get me lynched if I use it in the wrong neighborhood! of course you're not affiliated with any government organization Tell your mom I said her nuts are fabulous, and I look forward to blending them and pouring them into my rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 24, 2014 21:08
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Hekk posted:My favorite part is "Can I secretly add semen to surprise my friends?" . You could be the Hannibal Lecter of jizz, throw dinner parties all the time and secretly feed guests your seed.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:12
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This has been the best Christmas ever 
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Dec 24, 2014 23:25
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Slim Pickens posted:You could be the Hannibal Lecter of jizz, throw dinner parties all the time and secretly feed guests your seed. I'm sorry to tell you but semen bombing people's food is not original and hardly cool these days. Now if you can feed people your own poo, thats saying something.
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Dec 24, 2014 23:31
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next year i'll be a lot more creative with my present, month was kind of lovely and filled with bullshit.
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Dec 24, 2014 23:41
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Tuesday, 12/30/2014, By End of Day WTF UPS. USPS would have been faster, this is bullshit.
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Laranzu posted:Tuesday, 12/30/2014, By End of Day Yup. I shipped mine when I said I did and it should be there Monday. USPS wins this one!
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Dec 26, 2014 02:39
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Its th 260147Z DEC 14, where are my pictures of your disappointment EBB???? 
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Dec 26, 2014 02:48
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ElMaligno posted:Its th 260147Z DEC 14, where are my pictures of your disappointment EBB???? Yeah I don't run on Zulu time and my stomach is full of prime rib. Pictures in the morning. And I am not disappointed. 
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Dec 26, 2014 03:03
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Yeah I don't run on Zulu time and my stomach is full of prime rib. Pictures in the morning. And I am not disappointed. Awww glad you liked it 
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Dec 26, 2014 03:39
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So here's what ElMalignoClaus had waiting from me under pages of senate findings about browns taking it up the rear end American Psycho, a box of magnetic obscenities, and a Brock bobblehead! Thanks man!
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Dec 26, 2014 16:57
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That's a sweet rear end present.
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Dec 26, 2014 18:18
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I tried to look for Shore Leave bobble head but didn't get no hits. Also i forgot about the Ann Frank bobble head 
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Dec 26, 2014 23:57
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I am very satisfied with having an angry man watch me poop now
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Dec 27, 2014 00:11
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And a Skilcraft pen!
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Dec 27, 2014 00:49
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I am very satisfied with having an angry man watch me poop now Yes but if you had Ann frank youd have a buddy to keep an eye on everything you bake.
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Dec 27, 2014 02:01
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ElMaligno posted:Yes but if you had Ann frank youd have a buddy to keep an eye on everything you bake. Safer this way. Adolf bought Anne an ashtray for Christmas and she wasn't amused.
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Dec 27, 2014 03:12
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We should do this again next year, it's been the most successful GiP project since the dick art book.
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Dec 27, 2014 05:03
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This is easily the best secret Santa I've been in. Where could I see some of that dick art 
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Dec 27, 2014 05:40
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Maybe the guy who made them has a pdf version for a nominal fee. I can't remember, was he selling at cost or did he make a little bit on the books?
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Dec 27, 2014 05:54
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They weren't expensive, if he made anything it wasn't much.
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Dec 27, 2014 06:35
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My poo poo got here today! :-)  Thanks Santa! I legit needed these two volumes of War Journal, good call. I would be down to do this next year. E- potato pictures, deal with it.
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Dec 27, 2014 08:46
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Look inside the covers.
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Dec 27, 2014 17:07
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poo poo. I will as soon as I get home.
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Dec 27, 2014 18:15
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USMC503 posted:Yup. I shipped mine when I said I did and it should be there Monday. USPS wins this one! It has arrived.  Pictures to follow. Edit:  The letter posted:Dear Carteret, The glitter pills in question:  Awww, thanks dude!   and a sweet shirt, too!  Wait... WTF     Holy poo poo it's real. I'm gonna have to dig up a VCR or something.  Carteret fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Godholio posted:They weren't expensive, if he made anything it wasn't much. I got hosed when I decided to eat the cost of shipping. The point wasn't to make money, it was to get dickbooks out to people who wanted them. That said if anyone wants one just send a PM and I'll hook you up. I can make them anytime, it'll take a couple weeks to get them made but Blurb hasn't let me down yet. Also if anyone has new poo poo to add feel free to send it to me. I can add extra pages whenever.
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You should include a small notation somewhere of the edition. Can you do them in tiny batches or do you need a minimum order? I have no idea how this works.
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Derek Dominoe posted:Look inside the covers. Aw yeah, signed and poo poo too. Awesome!
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Godholio posted:You should include a small notation somewhere of the edition. It's a little cheaper if there's more books bought but they can be done either way.
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Carteret posted:AIDS Cover Up You'll have to tell me how lol it is. I never got a chance to watch it because who the gently caress has a VCR in this day and age?
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If you decide to do another run of dick books, I would like to buy one too.
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