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The final piece of the puzzle shipped yesterday, so hopefully I'll be able to get my dude's glitter pills to him before too long. It'll probably be after Christmas though 
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USMC503 posted:The final piece of the puzzle shipped yesterday, so hopefully I'll be able to get my dude's glitter pills to him before too long. It'll probably be after Christmas though  Pictures, nerd!
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There's a package on my porch addressed to Joe Bean
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 There's no weird stains or odors... It's not ticking or anything... Should I open it or toss it in a dumpster someplace far away?
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beanieson posted:
Don't be afraid of the sex toy, regardless of who ordered it.
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What's this???  Oh sweet!!! It's The Ghost of Moderators Past, Santa Slagcheek finally sent me the goddamn crab chips he promised :iamafag:  What's that honey, there's something else in the box??? Oh my Oh My   brb dispensing Sexy Justice 
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beanieson posted:brb dispensing Sexy Justice
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Thanks secret santa. My wife had a few questions about all this when she saw an axe and raincoat in my amazon purchase history, she's got waaaay more questions now.
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I apologize to my Secret Santa in advance if the package gets returned to you. Apparently the post office just loves filling my tiny apartment mailbox with junk and ads and coupons and then saying it's too full to deliver important stuff.
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beanieson posted:brb dispensing Sexy Justice 
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9114 9999 4431 3070 3705 68 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6UgPSdp0o
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beanieson posted:Thanks secret santa. My wife had a few questions about all this when she saw an axe and raincoat in my amazon purchase history, she's got waaaay more questions now. No problem sexy. Please beat a minority with it.
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beanieson posted:Oh My https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDYBL70eReo
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Gift has been mailed...Est. arrival date Dec. 24  e; i hope you like something prominently associated with big DICK
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Dec 18, 2014 12:53
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I mailed out my gift yesterday. Sorry. Im lazy and uncreative.
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Master Bateman posted:No problem sexy. Please beat a minority with it. Crab chips are p good btw, not really spicy, just a nice blend of seasonings 
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beanieson posted:Crab chips are p good btw, not really spicy, just a nice blend of seasonings I kept one bag for myself so I could try them. Pretty good with hot sauce.
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ROMEO 1579 ROMEO 1579 ROMEO 1579 ECHO 8557 ECHO 8557 ECHO 8557 CHARLIE 5896 CHARLIE 5896 CHARLIE 5896 ECHO 8888 ECHO 8888 ECHO 8888 INDIA 6485 INDIA 6485 INDIA 6485 VICTOR 5529 VICTOR 5529 VICTOR 5529 ECHO 1569 ECHO 1569 ECHO 1569 DELTA 8804 DELTA 8804 DELTA 8804 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-T_m0s6jE PICTURES LATER PICTURES LATER PICTURES LATER
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Operation Bad Santa complete
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Got my secret Santa gifts. I'll post pics next week. My phone broke and I'm waiting on another one. Should be Tuesday or so. I won't spoil it but I will say big thanks to whoever because these things fuckin own.
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Dec 18, 2014 22:31
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Please hurry, Amazon affiliate store. I need to get this thing in the mail!
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Dec 19, 2014 00:09
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My gift was delivered. I want pictures.
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Dec 19, 2014 00:11
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poo poo, I should have gotten in on this. I found the best gift ever on Amazon 
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 Well, well, well. Finally the poo poo I ordered to send to a loving goon arrived. 'Bout drat time Amazon.  Or not.   Well, at least it's not a book of mormon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1SQh0JI5JQ Fart Sandwiches posted:My gift was delivered. I want pictures. Mr. Impatient over here...
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Dec 19, 2014 03:46
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Ah, nothing like celebrating Christmas by defiling a bible and filling it with booze. Hail Satan.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Hail Santa.
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I was taking a poo poo when the door rang, put my pants up and lo and behold there is a package at the door. Not missing a beat, i still had to poo poo, so i took that package to the throne.Took my rusty and blunt shaving utensil and proceed to open the box. Hark! A philosophy book, surprising EBB has this maybe he beat a pearl clutching type of book reading liberal for it.  Going to have to find a frame for this.   I have plans for you...  But that poo poo was so messy i had to take a shower, but never again will I fear drowning. Hail Santa
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Dec 19, 2014 08:08
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2014 year of the secret selfie hail santa
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Carteret posted:
Here you are.  I bet you got my back alright   What is that.  You lied. YOU LIED TO ME. Also this thing is loving huge and while you can't tell in the picture, it's like a tent on me.
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USMC503 posted:
Shocking to all, but when I ordered the only choices were Small and XX-L. They know their audience. I err'ed on the side of caution, and if anything it will make a good almost-snuggy for couch lounging or a ton of dish rags.
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Godholio posted:
Booooo show the inside! It almost was a Book of Mormon but it's harder finding a cheap hard bound copy of that. Also dealing with the bibles lovely tissue paper when cutting was a serious pain so as time went on the project got worse and worse which I think is befitting a Gip secret Santa. Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Dec 19, 2014 |
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pkells posted:poo poo, I should have gotten in on this. I found the best gift ever on Amazon Apparently you didn't look long enough because you would have seen the 3 foot dildo.
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ElMaligno posted:
I stole that book about a decade ago. Congratualations on receipt of stolen goods! The real gift was making you an accessory.
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I'm loving dying at the water wingies
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Booooo show the inside! Inside of what? There's a picture with the bible opened. Honestly my second thought after opening it was: "did he actually cut this out? Holy poo poo that must've been a pain in the rear end."
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