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Someone's getting sugar free gummi bears and erotic werebear novels. Give you something to read while you poo poo your guts out.
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He's just gonna spend a busy day on the receiving end of a glory hole.
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Nov 20, 2014 06:37
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If I were running it I'd just make myself a wildcard and participate if it's odd-numbered. Edit: or just give twice. This the season and I can always just jerk off more often to fill two jars before the cutoff.
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Nov 30, 2014 04:06
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need recommendations on the biggest blackest dildo i can get for <$20, tia
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Dec 3, 2014 02:37
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My dude pretty much only posts in a branch-specific thread, I didn't recognize mine either.
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Dec 6, 2014 03:42
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Got my package! No note saying "wait til x-mas" so I dug in. Jesus, you basically spent the spending limit in shipping alone. Some clumsy bastard dropped your package, too. It's a good thing they didn't break what was inside.   Pretty awesome gift haul! And something to keep me safe while I drink that makers.  Not the sugar-free variety, I'm a little disappointed. Maybe if I eat them all at once and chase it with the whisky I can still get my tubgirl on.  ..and one lonely (unauthorized!) boot blouser. Thanks for the awesome gifts!  Oh, and don't worry, I'll have yours in the mail soon, I was just waiting to make it arrive a little closer to Christmas time.
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Dec 12, 2014 01:21
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I'm pretty sure in ar 670-1 it says they aren't allowed? Or maybe that was just my unit. 
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Dec 12, 2014 06:10
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Mister Man posted:drat I could of sworn I ordered the sugar free. Oh well. And Beanie I'm living in Shreveport, not NOLA unfortunately. No worries, you're just playing the long game by giving me type 2 diabetes instead. I hope your anus is prepared for what I'm sending your way this weekend 
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Dec 13, 2014 02:00
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Gifts got shipped today and the post office says poo poo should get there around the 19th. I kinda doubt it'll get there that soon, but it'll be in before Christmas.
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Dec 17, 2014 05:40
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Mister Man posted:drat Im heading out of town on the 18th guess Ill have to wait till I get back. Aw man, out of town til January? It'll probably be ok, I think Pakistani boys have a pretty long shelf life if you pack them right.
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Dec 17, 2014 06:20
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Mister Man posted:Did you train them to serve chai and dance? He was pretty cheap, I dunno if he can do that. I think he's mostly only good for Thursdays. Analogical posted:pakistani boys are a bit rarer than they were two days ago now too 
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Dec 17, 2014 15:11
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We're not even at Christmas yet and this is still the best secret Santa thread I've ever seen
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Dec 20, 2014 20:12
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Hekk posted:My favorite part is "Can I secretly add semen to surprise my friends?" . You could be the Hannibal Lecter of jizz, throw dinner parties all the time and secretly feed guests your seed.
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Dec 24, 2014 22:12
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Pull the worm out of the box, I got it for you because it looks like an edible double-sided dildo. That way you can stick one end up your rear end, the other in your mouth, and do your best to recreate that spaghetti scene in lady and the tramp. Enjoy the beer, ninkasi's an awesome brewery.
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