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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I hope you all like dildos!

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

Never heard of that before. What is special gin?
Gin for special people.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Godholio posted:

It's all a big scam and this spreadsheet is N4I's To-Roofie list.
:wink:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Odd numbers shouldn't matter. Just take the list of people and have each send to the next person on the list. Last person obviously then sends to the first.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Yeah don't ship rounds to people in NY it's not legal anymore.
New York :sigh:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just write "Don't Open 'Til X-Mas" on the outside.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Gift almost ready to ship.

Hail santa

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

beanieson posted:

brb dispensing Sexy Justice
hahahahaHAHAHAHA

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Please hurry, Amazon affiliate store. I need to get this thing in the mail! :ohdear:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Please hurry, Amazon affiliate store. I need to get this thing in the mail! :ohdear:
Oooonn theeee waaaayyy

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
:stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What's this? Mail... for me?? I wonder what's inside!



Grandma??



Hooray!



Thanks, Santa! Now I can get that Red Dragon Dildo with Realistic Dragon Jizzing Action that I've always wanted! :haw:



(this is me irl)

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Fun Fact! Apparently I am allergic to Bounce fragrance.
:ohdear:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
"Fragile." It must be Italian!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

beanieson posted:

Wait, his dick is 6 feet long?
:eyepop:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

that is the most precariously placed TV ever
Seriously. It's one six pack and a fumble recovery to touchdown away from being in a dumpster.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fister Roboto posted:

There's nothing in there that could die or explode. But the jar of semen might spoil.
It's already dead, isn't it?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
drat it, Cole.

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