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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I am in. PM Sent.

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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Slim Pickens posted:

need recommendations on the biggest blackest dildo i can get for <$20, tia

Edit- Nevermind


Hekk fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Dec 3, 2014

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

And now I have giant black dildos in my Amazon search history...

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Godholio posted:

Alternately what if letting it sit under the tree for three weeks would be bad? Send it with a note to open now, or just wait to order?

If there are air holes in the box, a small filipino boy can survive for a couple of weeks at least.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

I just ordered my gift for my SS buddy. You'd be surprised at what a market there is for used sex toys. I asked the seller to remove the batteries before shipping though, so things should be good.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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Carteret posted:

N4I, you should keep a tally and see what the dildo vs everything else spread is.

It's actually marketed as a "massage wand", so there Mr Smarty Pants.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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Equine Don posted:

What's that? It sounds familiar for some reason

Furry sex toy/sex painting store.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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USMC503 posted:

How are those boot blouses unauthorized? Are there any other kind?

*confused*

Doesn't the Air Force and Army tuck their pants into their boots?

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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You should be required to model what your Secret Santa gifted you. I know my recipient has had his gift for two days now. It's time for pics Deathy McDeath.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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My Secret Santa gift arrived this morning. I had to wait until my son wasn't hanging around to take pictures.



:nws:
http://imgur.com/a/hogYk
:nws:

I don't know how to link thumbnails in the thread and the full resolution images will gently caress everything up. So you get an Imgur album.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Carteret posted:

:stare:

Holy poo poo.

My favorite part is "Can I secretly add semen to surprise my friends?" .

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Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

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FAT SLAMPIG posted:

that is the most precariously placed TV ever

Next year Mr Man is getting a TV stand.

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