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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > GoInPlSS 2014 - The GiP Secret Santa Thread
 
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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Godholio posted:

Whoever gets IDR should send him a blank 214.

all he needs is the british accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOj07ClhEi8

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
 Someone better at least order from bad dragon :twisted:

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Obama Africanus posted:

Welp.

Today GiP's secret Santa taught this guy that you can mail order whole preserved fetal pigs in the continental 48, and get them shipped anonymously to you under the name "Proud American Patriot."

My wife was really confused since it had "9/11 pig pls" hand written on the side of the box, and the (admittedly cute) fetal pig was just chilling in a bag with a loving wonder bread twisty keeping the stank in'ish.

10/10 for laughs and the story to tell, 1/10 on actual gift. I hope my Gipper likes their gift, it was hand written while high and from my heart. Even if it gets a little violent and sexual towards the beginning, middle, end, and a lot in the margins.

Lylas

Haha I did not know this

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Obama Africanus posted:

The haphazard packaging and cursive "9/11 pig pls" on the box was the best. On the invoice it's a 9-11 inch preserved pig, fulfilled by a loving Amazon subsidiary o_O

http://www.amazon.com/11-Plain-Pres...y+pig+preserved

I'll be god damned

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Dead Reckoning posted:

Don wasn't kidding, btw



spin that poo poo dawg

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

Zapps chips best chips

Is there another Nola goon in GiP?

zapps jalapeno are basically what it would be like if god was real

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

beanieson posted:

nice

Get yourself a suit and some fake blood, you'll be all set for Halloween :allears:

you could've gotten him a real axe though >:[

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Fart Sandwiches posted:

There was more gift! You got a xbox live card and a special message under that :saddowns:

What a sweetie :)

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justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Helldump Immunity. posted:

A handcrafted Shim story would be the zenith of all secret santa gifts. I'll take it without pics (much love to VV tho) since I want my imagination to do the work.


drumroll


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The pig was just the appetizer (lol). When I get back up to Cleveland, I have a legit handcrtafted piece of art for you that you will pass down for many generations. Expect it earlyish January.

I'll have to work with gingerfuck to figure out who you were. I hope we were nice :ohdear:

lmao

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