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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

It's all a big scam and this spreadsheet is N4I's To-Roofie list.

In.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2014 03:56

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 19:03

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I can probably gather a few more of these, it's still warm enough outside.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2014 18:15

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Whoever gets IDR should send him a blank 214.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2014 05:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Send me ammo its gonna be a dildo

# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 01:30

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Target acquired, gift(s) selected. Now to wait a few days for ~reasons~

# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 05:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Just write "Don't Open 'Til X-Mas" on the outside.

Alternately what if letting it sit under the tree for three weeks would be bad? Send it with a note to open now, or just wait to order?

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 03:38

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Right click, open in incognito window. I can't imagine what the gently caress my spam emails from amazon would be like after clicking everything in in this thread.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:15

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Glorious.

Make sure you guys snag these before they're pulled at your local Hallmark store:
swastika wrapping paper

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 04:40

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I'm gonna try to ship my gift(s) directly to the target. gently caress wrapping.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 02:37

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I can get it in Utah.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 02:58

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Hekk posted:

Doesn't the Air Force and Army tuck their pants into their boots?

Air Force banned blousers in...2009? Now pants have to be tucked.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 06:13

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

somewhatpathetic posted:

It was un-banned in 2011-2012? if I remember right, and became a, "blouse if you feel like it," thing.

Got out rather than care.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 15:06

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

I swear, the last few posts have forced me to change my loving gift(s). GET OUT OF MY GODDAMNED BRAIN.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 03:07

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Well, well, well. Finally the poo poo I ordered to send to a loving goon arrived. 'Bout drat time Amazon.

Or not.

Well, at least it's not a book of mormon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1SQh0JI5JQ

Fart Sandwiches posted:

My gift was delivered. I want pictures.

Mr. Impatient over here...

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 03:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Booooo show the inside!

It almost was a Book of Mormon but it's harder finding a cheap hard bound copy of that. Also dealing with the bibles lovely tissue paper when cutting was a serious pain so as time went on the project got worse and worse which I think is befitting a Gip secret Santa.

Inside of what? There's a picture with the bible opened.

Honestly my second thought after opening it was: "did he actually cut this out? Holy poo poo that must've been a pain in the rear end."

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 16:32

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Helldump Immunity. posted:

A handcrafted Shim story would be the zenith of all secret santa gifts. I'll take it without pics (much love to VV tho) since I want my imagination to do the work.

drumroll

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The pig was just the appetizer (lol). When I get back up to Cleveland, I have a legit handcrtafted piece of art for you that you will pass down for many generations. Expect it earlyish January.

I'll have to work with gingerfuck to figure out who you were. I hope we were nice

Everything here is true. It IS appreciable art and who the gently caress is shim...

I was probably quiet and you probably had your flight cap backwards.

# ¿ Dec 19, 2014 22:49

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

HDI were trying to figure it out today. One of my guesses is that you worked in the CAC restocking the pizza buffet. Closer than I expected.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 04:32

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Still waiting on one loving thing that didn't arrive with the rest of that order. WTF amazon.

Edit: Oh cool, estimated delivery date changed from last Wednesday to Thursday-Tuesday.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2014 22:47

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Godholio posted:

Well, well, well. Finally the poo poo I ordered to send to a loving goon arrived. 'Bout drat time Amazon.

Or not.

Well, at least it's not a book of mormon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1SQh0JI5JQ

It has been brought to my attention that I'm too easily pleased and should not have stopped at discovering the whiskey. poo poo just got real.

I think I'm going to bring this to work.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2014 06:01

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

A Kpro posted:

Good timing on this package, I'm about to leave for a couple weeks and wouldn't have been here to get it.

Definitely got a good laugh out of this

I got a shirt!

It's every bit as awesome as it looks

Thanks SS buddy!

HAHAHAHAHA

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 08:30

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

They weren't expensive, if he made anything it wasn't much.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 06:35

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

You should include a small notation somewhere of the edition.

Can you do them in tiny batches or do you need a minimum order? I have no idea how this works.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 22:31

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Obama Africanus posted:

GiP needs an actual book.

Yeah a goddamned shim compilation, with that 50FA post about why we're better than everyone as an introduction.

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 04:21

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Fart Sandwiches posted:

I refuse to believe anyone that spent any time in the military would willingly name their kid Jody.

Why does the box have holes in it?

Goddamn 1500 ladybugs. A friend of ours is big into gardening so they are being regifted, but that gift is awesome for sheer shock value. a+

I actually forgot about the note until I saw this picture.

Does it look like the ladybugs survived? There were a bunch moving around before I shipped them.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 03:52

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

A perfect ending. I wouldn't have included them if you were in a colder location.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2014 18:52

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