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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:


So yeah it's pretty straight forward. PM me your name and address and I'll match you with someone. Spend about $20 on a gift to send to them and you get one in return. Don't be an rear end -- it's Christmas.


What Would Shim Do

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Cole posted:

Should make it a rule that you have to open this stuff next to someone who has no idea what's going on. Call it a gentleman's agreement.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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I was hoping for a violent explosion of pseudo weed in your living room, sir Lucius. Congrats on your patience. And enjoy the 2013 calendar!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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This thread / RIP my amazon browsing history



That's right Sir Lucius, I almost sent you 1,500 ladybugs, but they weren't available on Prime

Zeris fucked around with this message at 16:08 on Dec 24, 2014

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Well I just made my move from Syracuse NY to Charlotte NC and here's a little package from Maryland to welcome me into my new home.



What's this? A flask? Oh how nice.



Oh. Great. How long has this package been sitting around? Have Istormfrontusedobamaanyoperationovalbidenascendingflaggedmh370wordskimilsungputinsextapelately?



Food! Looks a little iffy. Should I blend this up and funnel it up my rear end?



Truth serum. Load the flask and self-administer, right? Lazy NSA can't even do its own work anymore.



The dehydrated rear end food actually tastes pretty good in my oral cavity.

Thanks Sir Lucius! Enjoy listening to my horrible taste in porn!

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Sir Lucius posted:

I have no affiliation to any government organization including the military. BTW, my mom made that peanut brittle, it's supposed to be pretty good. Sorry, I didn't realize we were actually supposed to send each other gay porn and dicks, my bad.

I'm glad for a gift that won't get me lynched if I use it in the wrong neighborhood!

of course you're not affiliated with any government organization

Tell your mom I said her nuts are fabulous, and I look forward to blending them and pouring them into my rear end in a top hat.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Obama Africanus posted:

GiP needs an actual book.

Thx for volunteering

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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That OKcupid profile shim wrote needs to be in loving print

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Obama Africanus posted:

My real one?

Because Spongebob and Derrick Dominoes can vouch for that profiles ability to net crazy pussy.

Lots of women wanna gently caress with us crazy people.

I was referencing the one you wrote for someone else but it got banned because you wrote friend of the family in it or something like that.

But yeah, yours sounds great too.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

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Apr 15, 2003

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Helldump Immunity. posted:

I think the DHS letter will be ultimate SS gift tbqh :3:


That poo poo will get so framed.

The real gift is the line item in a budget he'll never see to cover the salary & benefits resourcing the full time NSA & FBI taskings.

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