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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Why the gently caress not, im in.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I was dumb as bricks and just sent my PM

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Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm in. Is it legal to mail live animals across state lines?

What are you mailing cheap Mexican labor?

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Dec 31, 2004

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beanieson posted:

Are the gays bad at math? Is this a stereotype that I'm unfamiliar with?

Well they only know how to put their 1s in 0s

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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I have no idea what to get my buddy, but i'll improvise.

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Slim Pickens posted:

need recommendations on the biggest blackest dildo i can get for <$20, tia

:nws:
It aint black, but its a chin dick
:nws:

Edit:
:nws:
Found a black dick
:nws:

Edit 2:
Got the good for my Santee, it doesn't involves dicks.

ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 3, 2014

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Hekk posted:

And now I have giant black dildos in my Amazon search history...

You can delete your amazon browsing history, so the world wont see that you crave that giant green weenie on sale.

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Dec 31, 2004

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Hey. Whats the etiquette on over shooting the spending limit?

I went over by a couple of bucks, they are all a bunch of silly non-dicks present so my Santee will appreciate it a bit.

However I did get a printer a couple of days ago. :getin:

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Genocide Tendency posted:

Imma guess you didn't read the rest of that post.

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Dec 31, 2004

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Dear secret santee:

Your lovely gift, wrapped in lovely paper, with a lovely card and a lovely rant on said card is on its way. Should be there on the 16 and follow the loving instructions.

Yours

EM

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

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Just want to let you know that I printed all the pages containing the words "rectal feeding".
Also I was giggling constantly while wrapping it.

Edit: That card was in the romance section too LOL

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Serious question do you not drink?

Not anymore. Trying to loose weight, Im not in a boat anymore and its not as fun as before.

I still use beer when i make chilli though.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Sorry in advance :saddowns:

Man its OK, depending on the alcohol I can still use it to cook and drink in extreme moderation.

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Dear ElMaligno,

I threw your poo poo in a box and gave it to the post office today. There's a little something extra in there because my book collection was suddenly heavy by one steaming pile of godless pinko commie bullshit. Nothing in the box is wrapped because that goes against my minimalist Festivus beliefs, and there's no greeting card because greeting cards are for faggots. Feel free to open everything when you get it, I won't make a guy wait unlike SOME PEOPLE I know.

1488 Hail Satan and a sloppy thirdhand snowball to you,

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS

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Dec 31, 2004

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10/10 would resist arrest

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ROMEO 1579 ROMEO 1579 ROMEO 1579 ECHO 8557 ECHO 8557 ECHO 8557 CHARLIE 5896 CHARLIE 5896 CHARLIE 5896 ECHO 8888 ECHO 8888 ECHO 8888 INDIA 6485 INDIA 6485 INDIA 6485 VICTOR 5529 VICTOR 5529 VICTOR 5529 ECHO 1569 ECHO 1569 ECHO 1569 DELTA 8804 DELTA 8804 DELTA 8804

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT-T_m0s6jE

PICTURES LATER PICTURES LATER PICTURES LATER

ElMaligno
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I was taking a poo poo when the door rang, put my pants up and lo and behold there is a package at the door. Not missing a beat, i still had to poo poo, so i took that package to the throne.Took my rusty and blunt shaving utensil and proceed to open the box.


Hark! A philosophy book, surprising EBB has this maybe he beat a pearl clutching type of book reading liberal for it.


Going to have to find a frame for this.



I have plans for you...


But that poo poo was so messy i had to take a shower, but never again will I fear drowning. Hail Santa

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I stole that book about a decade ago. Congratualations on receipt of stolen goods! The real gift was making you an accessory. :getin:

It seems im gonna be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU

Gonna open carry dat book

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Godholio posted:

It has been brought to my attention that I'm too easily pleased and should not have stopped at discovering the whiskey. poo poo just got real.



I think I'm going to bring this to work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFlctCuUV28
gently caress YEAH

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Dec 31, 2004

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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Pics will happen when my partner gets home so he can photograph me holding it up.



Thats one weird looking dogge.

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Its th 260147Z DEC 14, where are my pictures of your disappointment EBB???? :catstare:

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Yeah I don't run on Zulu time and my stomach is full of prime rib. Pictures in the morning. And I am not disappointed. :3:

Awww glad you liked it :kimchi:

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Dec 31, 2004

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I tried to look for Shore Leave bobble head but didn't get no hits.

Also i forgot about the Ann Frank bobble head :(

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I am very satisfied with having an angry man watch me poop now

Yes but if you had Ann frank youd have a buddy to keep an eye on everything you bake. :3:

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Fart Sandwiches posted:

I refuse to believe anyone that spent any time in the military would willingly name their kid Jody.

If i ever have kids I will name a girl jody.
At least it will be the hot kind of jody.

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