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Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Ever wonder wher the man version of certain operating systems might be, or what the "girl" version would be of certain more manly operating systems? You think MR DOS would have been much different?

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Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
regular DOS is mr DOS, it's like pac-man and ms pac-man

pram
Jun 10, 2001
theres a DR DOS

pram
Jun 10, 2001
and doctors are men

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
no more sexism in yospos

kaguya
Apr 4, 2013

Female Operating Systems aren't very popular because they tend to be less stable and less financially successful than Male Operating Systems.

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
who are all these new posters in YOSPOS

curious lump
Sep 13, 2014

by zen death robot

gnrk posted:

who are all these new posters in YOSPOS

i work for amazon

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
ms dos is married to dr saibatso

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

curious lump posted:

i work for amazon
condolence

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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SmokaDustbowl posted:

ms dos is married to dr saibatso

and they're expecting their first SmarterChild

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Mr Dos is Dr Sbaitso ROFL

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB
Apr 6, 2006
ms dos? uh....more like ms donts

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Kansas City Royals posted:

ms dos? uh....more like ms donts

a bad post from a bad team

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G252lZkydbQ

Captain Pike
Jul 29, 2003

I used to giggle at the 'MacOS' boot screen because it sounded like a children's cereal. :3:

Eat "Mac O's" every morning!

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
they're going to change the apple operating system from a gay man to a motherly lesbian and instead of a mouse its just going to say "what do you feel like doing today?" and listen really intently

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB
Apr 6, 2006

Jonny 290 posted:

a bad post from a bad team

the baseball team did not actually make the post

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

He's dead. Thanks for bringing it up, rear end in a top hat.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Kansas City Royals posted:

the baseball team did not actually make the post

If they weren't loving around on the forum they might have won the World Series.

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
was there a mock funeral for dos like how there was for mac os9?

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
how does fixed look in here

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
oh my god its the same

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
i... i gotta unplug man... i gotta get out of here... good luckk in your cyberpunk future forum

A FUCKIN BONG BOMB
Apr 6, 2006

Citizen Tayne posted:

If they weren't loving around on the forum they might have won the World Series.

there are a lot of things that could have happened in the world and in time

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Big Anime Fan Here posted:

i... i gotta unplug man... i gotta get out of here... good luckk in your cyberpunk future forum

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
Oh hey one more thing can you post boobs in here, can I post angelina jolie's naked boobs from hackers in here?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
not sure

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
you can but there will be hell to pay!

Big Anime Fan Here
Sep 8, 2010

by XyloJW
aight well when someone finds out let me know

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

nice rack

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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please don't turn into barons, Silver Alicorn

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I wouldn't worry about that

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Jonny 290 posted:

please don't turn into echi, Silver Alicorn

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

i cucked mr dos

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
to see the fenale version of samus its is said "JUSTIN BAILEY" perhams similar code exists for os?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

mishaq posted:

i cucked mr dos

ROFL

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
Guys, MS DOS stands for Microsoft Disk Operating System. It is not a woman.

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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PandaCookies posted:

Guys, MS DOS stands for Microsoft Disk Operating System. It is not a woman.

well that's a pretty old-fashioned attitude

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