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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > I/P: post-semitism in the desert of the deal
 
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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Cat Mattress posted:

So there's this guy who rapes a woman. The woman struggles, and hurts the guy. A policeman arrives on the scene. The guy cuts the woman's hands off, saying he has the rights to defend himself. The policeman agrees with his assessment and turns away. The guy keeps on raping the woman.
Yeah this is a good idea for a post.

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

My Imaginary GF posted:

Cause: PA bid for ICC membership
Effect: PA unable to pay salaries


Cause: PA unable to pay salaries
Effect: Rise of militant islam in West Bank, collapse of PA


Cause: Rise of militant islam in West Bank
Effect: Dead Jews and civil war in West Bank


Cause: Dead Jews and civil war in West Bank
Effect: Republican Congress greatly increases aid to Israel in order to eliminate militant islam in West Bank and ensure appropriate factions achieve victory in West Bank civil war
How long will it take to capture Jerusalem? 2 days
Will Abbas be killed? Yes
Total Palestinian civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Palestine: 3000 dead
Total military casualties Israel: 15 dead
Will the Palestinian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will Hamas fight to the end? No
Will tiny rockets be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Abbas launch attacks on the Bedouins? Yes
Will Abbas launch attacks on the US? No
-If yes; will the US retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Abbas sacrifice Jerusalem (lob rockets at it)? No
Will the Bedouins make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Jordan do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Abbas burn the olive orchards? Yes
How long will Israel be occupying Palestine? FOREVER
Will the Palestine war catalyze increased terrorism in Israel?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Xandu posted:

God I hope tentacles of terror becomes a thing.
He talked about Iran's tentacles in his speech just now as well.

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