Post your favorite GiP insults

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bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

We talk a lot of poo poo to each other here. Most of it is alright, some of it ranks in as pretty goddamn funny, and occasionally a masterpiece happens. So post your favorite poo poo talking, insult, or casual dismissal of someone here in our little playland for sads.

Vasudus posted:

You don't seem to get the fact that when you're "happy" it's actually sitting on the edge of a financial cliff. Being poor loving sucks - enjoy having anxiety about paying bills, or hoping that whatever hurts today won't hurt tomorrow. Enjoy never being able to go on a vacation to somewhere that's actually nice. Enjoy having a car that burns oil faster than gas because you can't shell out the cash to get a new one. But it's totally cool man, you're doing something you love.

What you still don't seem to get is that you don't have to make lots of money to be happy. But you need to make some, and that some is more than you'll probably ever make writing. Because writing is a trap that dumb idiot fuckers like you fall into. You're not talented enough to make even a decent living wage off it, and I can say that with some pretty high confidence because the numbers are against you. You'll never make the next great american novel, and you're probably not likely to even make a living selling Kindle smut for 99 cents. Your best hope is to be a half rate, blog/Tumblr D-lister pulling 56 dollars a month off adsense revenue churning out titles like the classic "Taken by the T-Rex" or making niche incest porn stories.

You're spending time, effort and money taking classes in a dead major (Rhetoric) and a major that exists to teach children (English). When your GI Bill runs out you are hosed. That fucker is your main source of income and it will end. You know how much money you get taking 100% loans for grad school? You get around 6k a semester. Six thousand dollars to live for four and a half months. Then you'll have your MFA or whatever the gently caress stupid degree you think is the golden ticket and then you'll be told you're overqualified for entry jobs.

So I guess congratulations on squandering the one loving chance that you as a veteran have to actually climb the social class ladder by having the government pay someone to tell you to read some books. YOU CAN DO THAT ON YOUR OWN loving TIME YOU INCREDIBLY STUPID gently caress. If you love that bullshit so much DO IT AS A MINOR FOR YOUR ELECTIVES.

Oh gently caress it, you're a dumb loving oval office. Keep doing what you're doing.