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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
hi YOSPOS

it's just turned 4 o clock in the morning in England and I still can't get to sleep. every so often the bleak darkness is replaced by the blinding light of the heavens as all of my computer monitors light up at once. they go off again after a minute but I am forced to conclude that a spooky ghost is trying to use my computre.

should I ring a computer exorcist?

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


First post

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
inb4 'turn them off pleb'.

that doesn't fix the issue of a spooky ghost it just hides it.

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fifth post

idiotbitch
Jul 16, 2013
i only read the fifth post

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
the ghost of steve jobs is in your pc. its already too late....

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
stay safe computer ghost

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
stay safe computer ghost

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
what if it is making posts?

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ghost in the machine

PuTTY riot
Nov 16, 2002

Ocrassus posted:

what if it is making posts?

they'd probably be better than these

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
aw your posting isn't that bad :smith:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
it posts with the username "theadder"

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
4.20 update: no ghost sitings recently

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!
my friend had a haunted machine that would randomly turn on in the middle of the night

it stopped when he replaced the motherboard, so thats probably where the poor soul was trapped

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


bobbilljim posted:

it posts with the username "theadder"

hauntin u itt

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
careful op it might be a werecomputer

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012


I.. I think it is trying to communicate

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

optimized multichannel
campaigns to drive
demand and increase
brand engagement
across web, mobile,
and social touchpoints,
bitch!
:yaycloud::smithcloud:
stay safe catchphrase ghost

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
stay safe norton ghost

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Dr. Phildo posted:

stay safe computer goats

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
"o' clock" is such a weird term

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe
lol at having a computer in your bedroom Jesus

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Trashman posted:

lol at having a computer in your bedroom Jesus
i use my smartphone as an alarm clock :tipshat:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
is it because you're only 13 that youre scared of ghosts

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Trashman posted:

lol at having a computer in your bedroom Jesus

when u live with the olds its ok

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax
whatever

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*slinks in the thread furtively and glances around* looks like im the first to say it, and hopefully not the last. - Gas thread, ban OP.

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
I'm a student living in a student house and I'm too poor to afford a mortgage just yet.

z0rlandi viSSer
Nov 5, 2013


:w00t:

Kathleen
Feb 26, 2013

Grimey Drawer
throw out all your computr poo poo probelem fixed and your life is better

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Ocrassus posted:

I'm a student living in a student house and I'm too poor to afford a mortgage just yet.
hi shadowhawk

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
hey

(idgi)

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lolll

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
ehl oh ehl

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


stay safe computer goatse

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
spoopy computer

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