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Sep 9, 2001
Ferguson is going down soon. I'm inSt Louis Saturday and Sunday- I got a couple of state trooper bro's who are kinda nervous. Local LE may have poisoned the thing too far and out of towners might actually be a thing (Tm).

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Sep 9, 2001

Equine Don posted:

What's really fun is having a friend who is on the protest committee, and having a friend who is a 3%er.

I got friends and family protesting and arresting protestors :lol:

So glad I left St Louis for the south. That place has a special kind of racism that honest to god even gave me pause at times, and I'll be honest and cop to having some racial biases that are bad.

poo poo is lol as all gently caress though. There are seriously bad racial problems and white police loving exclusively with black people issues here.. But the local blacks picked the wrong model to hold up for whitey to see. And if you think I'm being a dumb racist poo poo lemme remind you that we only know the name Rosa Parks because she kept her legs closed as a young black woman.

Mike Brown couldn't be a worse poster child, and it's a shame bc St Louis is legit hosed up. And if I admit that, you know the blacks there may have a legit complaint or 3. I bet outta any 5 or so complaints these protestors have, at least 3 of them will be real.

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Sep 9, 2001

DownByTheWooter posted:

I was just thinking this morning: The special forces soldiers with huge beards riding around in toyota four-runners guiding airstrikes and blasting isis dudes with the kurds have the coolest loving job on earth right now

You would have loved life from 2005 to 2009 if you got the right gig then man. You didn't even need a beret or to pass the Q course to play bearded trigger puller or to be one of their groupies when the wars were desperate enough and we were throwing everything at the wall and calling it special ops or counter terrorism. Hahaha loving Stan the Man McChrystal was a million times the gangster and leader that Nucky Thompson could have dreamed of, and Mike Flynn is the last example of an intelligence officer worth compromising your own ambiguous morals for, and the goddamn truth is that when Bush let us, The U.S. military, do it we were the most effective loving terrorists on earth by such a wide margin it's not even funny.

Best job on earth doesn't even begin to describe what those guys get to do for a living. America is the best country on earth.

:911:

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Sep 9, 2001

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Ok, enough of this crypto-racist "is it RAHOWA time yet?" bullshit. The grand jury has reached its decision. Acting like this is a win for your team grossly oversimplifies the situation and is the mirror image of the poo poo you all make fun of D&D for.

Listen up twinkle toes, just because Clinton convinced most of us to quit tying your type to trees up yonder and beating the urges out of you like it says in that one part of the bible I hide my meth in doesn't mean you get to moderate our ideas and how poorly we decide to articulate them in our online Internet comedy military sub forum of choice.

Our emperor not only has no clothes but he's also a known associate of Ozmadan and has not forsaken all stars, including mods, for the one true lol: Wanton Indiscriminate violence and destruction under whatever pretext our collective neocortexts' poo poo out at the congressional hearings for War Crimes against enemies of this great land both foreign and domestic in the defense of keeping this country a p. Chill spot to be from even with people like Mike Brown and anyone who likes ISIS or submits to Islam walking this earth and wasting our good air.

Ain't nothing crypto about the agreed upon group think here. We're all pretty much pro cops shooting thugs who are either attempting to escape the scene of a crime or assaulting an officer in the process of attempting an arrest.

Just because Dizzle Wizzle didn't have a tranq gun to bring down a fully choomed up 290 pound male adolescent specimen of thuggery doesn't mean he shouldn't have the right to prevent harm to himself or that excuse for a community, or that pitiful communities property and so called "people."

The Justice system worked, and it's HILARIOUS how far SJW's, including our little closeted SJW Mod N4I, will go to paint anyone who thinks this poo poo is funny or fair as racist or ignorant.

I'll Oxford style debate your rear end on this topic with time restrictions if you like, N4I. The only way you win that one is to tighten your wrists up enough to click the "log out" button.

You know we love you N4I. Why do you say such things.

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Sep 9, 2001

Courthouse posted:

I would unironically pay good money to see this. Name your price and preferred charity.

I would have to google what an Oxford style debate is, I mostly meant we'd use accents and be catty.

I actually love N4I as mod.

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Sep 9, 2001
Sort of fur the same reason people buy sugar gliders tho

That's the best autocorrect ever. Leaving it.

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Sep 9, 2001
Requesting thread subtitle change to: "A 290 Pound Adolescent Specimen of Thuggery."

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Sep 9, 2001
Is it going hot in North Korea for realsies?

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Sep 9, 2001

quote:

Free SFC (P) Robert Bales!

QTIYD UNIRONICALLY

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Sep 9, 2001

Lotron posted:

A million bucks for being a stupid gently caress with a gun?
One million US dollars... For being a stupid gently caress... With a gun.
This is the worst species.

Uh I dunno dude. He's got a semi cleft pallet and Kenneth's glass jaw from 30 Rock. Taking down Marcellus Wallace fully choomed up and charging you like your are delicious Caucasian Law Enforcement prey on the Serengeti is pretty smart. He's a pretty good example of the best in our species, particularly when compared objectively to the decomposing remains of everyone's favorite cigarillo thief and corteous bodega patron, Mike Brown Junior.

Dizzle Wizzle found himself in the midst of an impromptu concrete jungle big game hunt (seriously his dad looks like Tyreese from the walking dead and I think his mom has a neck tattoo) and came out with the perfect K/D ratio, scored a quality headshot, and had the cavalry keep the darkness from fully enveloping his $1 million dollar enriched world, and instead got to watch an entire minority group set itself back internally and externally an entire generation or two.

Darren Wilson should be Time magazines man of the year, because he might have finally separated African America from Democratic American power bases by starting what only looks like a hairline fracture now with the choomer in chief still in office. But it's much more than a fracture, and black votes will require black candidates now. And guess what we won't be nominating in either party in 2016?

Those mid term results weren't anomalous, and the Michael Brown / Darren Wilson political fallout hasn't even stopped rising yet to know exactly where it's falling, but it's taking out every bridge of race relations improvements we've had since 2006 I guaran-goddamn-tee you that much boys, I tell you what.

:420: :cowboy: :420:

I hope Darren Wilson runs for congress, I'll campaign for him. I don't care under what ticket.

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Sep 9, 2001
P.S. gently caress all you human being pearl clutching American hating anti-Missourians. The big MO is the official state of GiP, being the only state to give us a president willing to fight with nuclear fire and local cops to take brave enough to put down choomed out young Rodney Kings before they get their CDL's and become highway patrol's problem.

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Sep 9, 2001

Godholio posted:

I don't know that MO is even worth hating. Is it known for anything besides racism and launching B-2s?

Most people only hate my home state about 3/5ths of the way, they usually don't completely hate Missouri. 2/5ths of Missouri is definitely awesome. 3/5ths is much more useful for economic exploitation vice greater societal integration.

Absolutely no part of me is kidding. Sometimes King Solomon does have to chop up a baby. :dealwithit:

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Sep 9, 2001

iyaayas01 posted:

They do. I'm too lazy to go dig up a link to the article because I saw it months ago but the jury instructions regarding use of force by law enforcement used in MO explicitly discuss Garner as well as the fact that MO law hasn't been updated and that the portion regarding the fleeing felon rule should be disregarded.

So either the ADA in question is unfamiliar with the stock jury instructions used in every case involving use of force by law enforcement in the state in which she practices law, or she deliberately misled the grand jury. Neither option reflects highly on the St Louis County DA's office...not that anything will come of it because lol at holding anyone in the justice system accountable for gently caress-ups. As long as you aren't Nifong-levels of incompetent at your buffoonery, you're pretty safe.

As for why MO hasn't updated the actual law, :effort:. Also Missouri.

:effort: I got really high and I've been marathoning L&O so this is all a channeled Jack McCoy joke. Well not really. But if I don't put this here I'm sure some human being will get upset.

That ADA is under no legal obligation to provide an explanation of Garner to the grand Jury under MO law. MO law is pretty clear on when we think it's ok to parajudiciously employ lethal force on the Statutory Grape crowd. And at the end of the day MO laws are the only ones that matter here. And a bill of non indictment is a no-poo poo IRL get out of jail free card.

Knowing what we all now know about Mike Brown Jr. how is it not obvious that justice was served by his choomed up cop attacking felon rear end having his head perforated by the righteous and holy hands of one Officer Wilson?

I'm serious, the loving kid was a menace. We got cop problems in this country, but not in this instance. Like it or love it are your only options when it comes to the Mike Brown Jr.'s of the world missing their chance at doing federal time for the big pen in the sky when a cop legally, properly, judiciously (and if my erection is any indication, erotically) puts a bullet through their skulls.

Perhaps when they evolve more fast twitch musculature in their decision making regions of their parasympathetic nervous systems the Americanus Africannas will have better survival outcomes with cops they're attacking and provoking (not to mention disobeying) following their violent felonies committed at local markets against struggling law abiding shop keepers.

Jane Goodall has a completely different kind of jungle to brave if we want to get her anthropological slant on choomed up modern black males and oriental shop keepers in St Louis though, and it can take a long time to show these evolutions, not that we lack for observable specimens of either these unfortunately spreading populations.

Truth.

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Sep 9, 2001
Did they cave in the Chinamans head with a baseball bat IN DC like in the comic books? Bc I been waiting to prove my thesis about popular cultures immune response to yellow fever when it flairs up here in America and Glenn makes for an excellent case study.

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Sep 9, 2001

bulletsponge13 posted:

Not yet. Negan hasn't appeared in the show yet, unfortunately. He is an awesome villain, and the only reason I kept reading for a time.
Seriously, Kirkman is the most inconsistent writer in comics today.

The loving show man... also inconsistent. I have to watch it for work (I work in a comic shop) but Jesus H Christ on a rocket powered pogo stick that show is poorly written. And Rick must have been the Barney Fife of his department, because that motherfucker can't even accomplish basic cop tasks- handling prisoners, killing unarmed children, beating minorities, just day one academy poo poo. I kid, but seriously, that dude must have been the most incompetent sheriff since that Chode in Tombstone.

Wyatt Earp was('nt all that bad of a)a bad motherfucker and I'll slap the taste of dick out of your human being mouth if you argue to the contrary on this internet subforum.

:colbert:

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Sep 9, 2001

Deathy McDeath posted:

It's Columbia. We like to protest stuff v:shobon:v

"We"

Look who just made themselves a them.

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Sep 9, 2001

Handsome Ralph posted:

We also had this guy and his team help pin down al-Zarqawi's location in Iraq as well.

All without using torture.

The human being that wrote that book is persona non grata in the community, completely full of poo poo even by internet standards and is a narcissistic aspie who was relieved of the burden of his security clearance for being less stable than me, and is a joke of "intelligence" anything.

In truth he was a Kool aid drinker USAF OSI type that got lucked into augmenting the big boys on the "other" side of our nations special forces in Iraq for one 4 to 6 month tour, now he promotes himself as the brilliant insightful thin line that stood between us killing AMZ or not.

I never read this book but I spent my ball dropping years making sure that AMZ and then later his so called successors got promoted on up to Paradise, and my friends who were with me in country through it all say the book is complete and utter worthless poo poo.

I also have worked with him, and I know tons of other dudes that did too. I can say this much: He's every inch and ounce of human being you can imagine someone with his disposition and mindset would be.

I'll give him props though, he types bullshit on computers and gets paid money for it, I pay for lowtaxes benzo's with re-regs doing my bullshit writing on computers.

I guess I didn't "do" the whole post-GWOT thing right then, but then again I'm not PNG with the worlds scariest people.. So.. :shrug: Whatever happened to quiet professionals man? Wait 15-20 years, ya know? How many dudes from 6 have claimed they took the shot on OBL now? 4? I bet 3 of them have written books or consulted on one of the newer movies. It's weird to me when I see my seemingly long over and done with already fought wars being cashed in on in so many books and movies now. My guess is that this is a trend that's gonna increase as the Vietnam generation begins to truly die over the next 5-15 years.

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Sep 9, 2001

Zeroisanumber posted:

Make up some bullshit, cash in on consulting for movies and getting Hannity to jerk your pud over poignant tales of heroism. Go on Rush and tell the mouth-breathing world that Obamas-a-cocksucker-buy-my-book-for-stories-of-true-glory-by-someone-who-was-there. Honor is for suckers who think that God's going to pat them on the head after they die, get paid now.

I'll take the whole having life long friends and getting health insurance and a pittance on the side for the rest of my life over being any AFOSI officer with his/her own Wikipedia article and lawsuits with the DoD and DOJ.

Real talk.

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Sep 9, 2001

Victor Vermis posted:

It's even better when you get to meet those people in real life, because then you can't even dismiss it as basement-dwelling internet citizen nonsense.

These people exist.

And they want justice.

Pretty liberal use of the term "people" there, Vic.

;)

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Sep 9, 2001

RonMexicosPitbull posted:

There was a lady who got the hell beaten out of her again and again in her own home as he was stealing poo poo and he would come back to beat her up again for like 8 soul crushing minutes on a nanny cam. She finally got to a gun and a bunch of goons said she should have just laid there and he wouldnt have to die.

Please link me to this please. Please.

I need to see this with my own eyes.

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Sep 9, 2001

Vasudus posted:

You're not supposed to punish the village idiot for being an idiot, you're supposed to laugh at him.


But mostly this.

You were always my favorite, Vas. Believe it or not.

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Sep 9, 2001

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:


Now lurkers complaining to mods about GiP behavior is apparently another story

This is why I should be GiP's mod.

Think of any given situation involving a report using SJW buzzwords. Now think of what N4I's limp wristed response would be.

Now imagine how shim handles that report queue. We'll have "Goons In Platoons: Shimmlers List Got Checked Thrice, Space Faggots"

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Sep 9, 2001
I still know how to get a hold of Grover, if he wants us to.

Love him or hate him, I'd like to bring him by to discuss this little gem of news: :awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon::awesomelon: Click the robots, space faggots. Looks like the navy done got a small cheap powerful reusable weaponized reliable laser. The time has come for an actual grown up discussion of laser warfare, and Grover makes the logical starting off point since lasers have been his baby like the Tea Party and Libertarianism is Snowdens secret thing and abject insanity with a touch of lucidity is my thing, and big hairy gay dudes is N4I's and cole's thing. Some things people are just expert on.

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Sep 9, 2001

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Also remember that it doesn't count as two kills if you blow up the guy again at his funeral.

Well poo poo.

I stole some valor on some medal citations of mine then.

:ohdear:

There is nothing more surreal than Lasing a funeral in the morning for the F-16's, knowing you'll be lasing the same drat excuse for a graveyard that evening when their buddies are trying to beat Allah's paradise buzzer for good old dead Mahmoud and his friendly jihadi friends lol, that's hosed up I know but it's so goddamned funny to me. Our war against those savages is loving hillarious noatyer what your conscience is trying to sneak in edgewise, and don't let anyone make you think otherwise.

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Sep 9, 2001

ManMythLegend posted:

I hate conversations like this because, like, I want to participate but I can't remember which stuff I know is classified and which stuff is not.

One of you dorks start a SIPR or JWCS GiP so we can do this right.

I used to maintain JWICS and and a couple other networks proto-GiP share points. Vilerat (Ex Air Force buddy who went to state dept and was killed in Bengahzi) maintained the SIPR proto-GiP but it was more of a SIPR D&D playground back then because this was where we took the D&D threads to the S//NF level, and was more of an outlook mailing list instead of a GiP share point like I had for high side for the Intel jokers and humor and poo poo and just networking with all the goons in the national security world.

After the Bradley manning debacle everything that could be easily audited was found and all our porn and non professional or non mission related poo poo was deleted and I got an LOR from an O6 for misuse of government resources, and my OIC got fired (lol, bitch) and later commited suicide from sad brains and I guess just being black in general, and I guess Sean got killed too. And gently caress every goon who was edgy enough to try and think that was funny or some poo poo because it wasn't. He was a loving great man and most of D&D, especially mods not named Vilerat, are pearl clutching try hard care bear SJW faggots.


RIP Vilerat, sorry these goddamned goons somehow made your legacy about a video game you played and not how awesome of a dude you were. You were the reason I wound up in the air force in the first place man, and I never even thanked you really. Your the only white dude that's ever hosed up 9/11 more for me, and the world is worse without you.


I forgot what the gently caress I'm talking about but GiP and D&D were one and the same once on classified U.S. government networks, and Barack Hussein Obama, Al Qaeda, and the grim specter of depression in the black community, teamed up with Richard "lowtax" Kyanka's "moderators" have killed or banned everyone but me who remembers this fact. As the other major participants in all that poo poo are banned or dead.

gently caress. I stopped really even reading SIPR GiP after 06/07 because it was very much more D&D than GiP.

Well renraku and Grover and Slippery probably remember the SIPR mailing lists but they didn't have JWICS at the time. And I'll be goddamned if I try and go to D&D and find all the guys that used to use SIPR D&D / Proto GiP but I swear to god it was both the cats and the dogs living together in the classified networks world. And no way slip will come in to verify it because he's so concerned about being doxxed as a CC or CV or DO or whatever (and I don't blame him, you faggots are all the worst) he'll probably never post in GiP again.

But yeah dude, we used to have this. But SIPR and JWICS means real names unless you have a NOC in your professional capacities and I assure you very few people did or do. Now pause here, hit rewind.

Now we hit play.

Would you ever want goons knowing your real name and having direct access to your chain of command without your knowledge?

Thus the failure of SIPR D&D and GiP. Goons can't be trusted, even the ones on classified networks. Look how much they hosed with renraku all along calling his command. That poo poo was hosed. Plus look at all those times dudes called m0ts command to let them know what an OPSEC nightmare he was. Nothing may have happened but that was a lazy command, I think it'd be different in 2014.

Your never gonna have what you want, young man. Others more spergy than you have tried in the past, all have failed, and one even died. The last guy to take a bite at this apple was a literal brony who left here crying over his dead gram gram.

:420:;):420:

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Sep 9, 2001

ManMythLegend posted:

hosed up if true.


Nm not the drunk thread :)

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Sep 9, 2001

Odradek posted:

Let's take it to I-Space!

I left the IC so I got no idea what your talking about. But lol my joking about section 702 collects on GiP and D&D posters are either gonna UNIRONICALLY turn out to be real and true and that'd be lol as gently caress... Or if you dipshits for real try and coordinate something on JWICS in the open here on the forums we really all should be section 702 collection targets based on "pretty "reasonable "arguments "made by "DNI "Lawyers." :airquote:for each " up there.

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Sep 9, 2001

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

:nallears:

And? My point is that if we're going to link protest movements with violent actions and hold them accountable it's only fair to be equitable about it.

If the world, let alone GiP, were fair and equitable then the Red Cross would have to take your, frankly, risky blood donations.

Anyone else see that the Red Cross is looking into letting men who have sex with men donate blood? Pretty wild stuff. They're gonna wind up doing it I'm betting. Probably without ruling out the obvious risk factors that people of that class and lifestyle of choice are obviously bringing to the blood banks when they're trolling for free cookies and fruit juice instead of having their cookie dough pushed in anonymously in a truck stop by some fruit who's leaving a juice that's pretty high in HIV and willful original sin inside their lower intestines.

I'm actually kidding, the blood bank system in the U.S. is barely above cash for gold, the fact that politically motivated gay rights activists are pushing for this was inevitable but uh, it's funny that they're just looking to get hosed like everyone else even though they gently caress unlike he rest of us.

I guess break out the leaches, large gauge IV's, and let's start equalizing in the name of social progress and respect for homosexuals as the unique and delicate butterflies that they are in our political system.

I sell my platelets strictly for bitcoins at the place near the local college campus. They also buy fillings, and will enroll you in med trials for Arby's gift cards and prepaid phones. It's p. Legit. Free at last, looks like the gays are gonna squeeze in on my sweet blood lettin money now too. Ruining the NFL wasn't enough was it?

Ugh.

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Sep 9, 2001

MrYenko posted:

Cops aren't somehow more important, nor is violence against them somehow more heinous than it is against anyone else.

They just happen to be more frequently armed, and in the mindset to shoot back.

[Citation Needed]

Dude the legal precedent, since we started having legal precedents, all pretty much 100% disagree with your assertion.

I'm not pro-cops-shooting-citizens.. I'm just stating a fact- under U.S. law cops are more "important" and violence or threats against them has entirely unique consequences as well. These are facts man, not opinion.

You are a loving idiot if you don't intuitively understand this. Possibly one with a touch of the 'tism.

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Sep 9, 2001

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Yeah that dude is currently regretting not riding it into the ground.

gently caress man.

gently caress.

We have to kill all of them, and hopefully there's a humanity worth protecting when the dust settles.

I sincerely can't see another choice- we need to go ahead and declare wars on some soon to be former nation states, and we need to pick a branch of Islam, and trim the rest of that loving thorny bush we call the Muslim (~4th) world.

Not kidding and America don't need nukes to do this.

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Sep 9, 2001

Helldump Immunity. posted:

Mods pls change my name to Sky Queef Latiffah tia.

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