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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Anyone remember 'beavis Christ '? Apparently it was a picture of Beavis on a cross and religious people naturally found it to be offensive. I never saw it myself, but it was supposed to be something that existed.

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Most Americans can't afford to destroy money. Even pennies.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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ultrafilter posted:

How the hell did he live to be 70?

Because he's fuckin god that's why.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Iron Crowned posted:

PT Cruisers were more 00's, but it seems like everyone I knew who did own a PT Cruiser loved them for some reason. Then again it might have been buyer's remorse that made them love the car.

They had to be especially vocal about it because they didn't want people to know just how much they hated themselves for wasting their money.

Back when they still made them my uncle came for a visit from Tennessee and I think him and my aunt flew, or took a train or some poo poo and so they had a rental PT Crapper and my mom who knew absolutely zero about cars first thing when she saw it she started making fun of it, and my uncle for renting "that ugly piece of poo poo".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE 11TH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET IS K?
THAT MEANS THAT THE BAND 311 IS A KKK BAND!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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twistedmentat posted:

. Anyways, I was glad when I moved to Toronto in the mid 90s where the "modern" rock station would often play older stuff, especially during the early evening radio show which was literally called "the history of new music" so I could hear this stuff.

Back when CFNY was good :corsair:

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Wonder if it's an ISPO.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Did Zack Morris surf?

Saved By The Bell influence too maybe.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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RhomboidSphinx posted:

They used to give those triangular pencils to us lefties at school as apparently they were easier for us to use than standard pencils??? Don't know what pop science that came from
Not that they helped. Everything you write gets immediately smudged unless you hold the implement in a sort of hosed up deathgrip.

I had the triangular rubber thing that went over my pencils but I need up just loving it up and taking it off because I hated it. My writing still sucks.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Killingyouguy! posted:

Did y'alls teachers not cover how to properly hold a pen? Your grip looks painful to maintain for long

Some people just don't figure out certain poo poo.
I know a gang of poo poo about a gang of poo poo, but I'm fuckin stupid when it comes to math beyond basic add, subtract, multiply and divide.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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dialhforhero posted:

Totally radical, dude!

I think that was the 80s.

The 90s were fuckin dope though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Back in Ye olden dayes, a "wardrobe" was a cabinet that you kept clothes in.

Think of it as something like a "portable closet".

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Had the Micro Machines Aircraft carrier.

It was fuckin sweet.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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uber_stoat posted:

i'm waiting for translucent plastic shells to have their big comeback.

Pretty sure that shits still available in prisons.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Theres a bunch of bands in that uhhh "chart" that I've only ever heard one song of theirs.

Therefore, this chart is invalid or something. Or represents them perfectly.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Milo and POTUS posted:

Not sure where to post it but I was watching naked gun the other day and they're on a stakeout eating pistachios in the car and it was the red dyed ones and their lips were all red. I remember getting those from a non super walmart too

Probably in the 80s thread.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Is fishbone good?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Phanatic posted:

Visited Niagara Falls this past week, saw a trio of people waking abreast wearing the following shirts:

“There’s no power like the power of prayer”
Three-wolf moon
An authentic NO FEAR t-shirt.

I don’t think this was done with any irony at all.
I was born and raised in the Canadian one.

There's a good chance they were locals

Hope you didn't eat in the tourist area.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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no broccoli please posted:

gently caress yeah Sook-Yin, gently caress yeah the Wedge, gently caress yeah 90s Much. I'm wearing a shirt with that logo as we speak. Cool ad.

I saw her at the Beastie Boys concert, summer of '98 Molson Park in Barrie!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Animal-Mother posted:

"Hmm... How could we make a ball 90's, radical, and extreme?"

I had to look to make sure, but I was sure that it was the ball sack.

I even remembered the jingle.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Where can I find this mystical land of porn, cars and cash?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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This is a song by a crappy 80s hair metal band but it was released in the 90s and is actually pretty kick rear end if you ask me (you didn't ask, but gently caress you to the extreme).

Too High To Fly by Dokken.

gently caress yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz0kWYYDXms

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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My friends and I used to call him fido dildo.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Its just big carb marketing to the masses.

Carbohydrate industry should be ashamed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Seems like pizza could encompass all food groups on one pie.

Theres a local bar/pizza place near my dad's house and I'll frequently order a vegetarian pizza and add pepperoni, bacon and like sausage, or ground beef or some poo poo.

Not cause I'm trying to own the vegs or whatever, its just good poo poo. Also VEGETABLES!!

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I liked John Lovitz in High School High, (love that movie) but never liked The Critic.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Milo and POTUS posted:

You can suck a male camel's dick

With what?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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It was a poo poo load better than the non indiglo watches though.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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CelticPredator posted:

Suck a caribou’s rear end

Sooooo, suck a male camels dick while also sucking a caribous rear end?

Sounds quite challenging.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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dialhforhero posted:

suck a polarbear's funky rear end
suck a racehorse's cup of tomato heinz ketchup
suck a donkey's lovely rear end
suck a male camel's dick with hoysin sauce

suck a cheatah's dick

suck a european bison's smelly rear end
suck a wooly mamoth's dick with miricale whip
suck a snow leapard's rear end with whip cream
suck a hyena's spermy dick

suck a cheatah's dick

suck a llama's lovely rear end in a top hat
suck a panda's spermy nutsack
suck a slumpass booty hole
suck a greyhound's musty rear end MOTHER FUCKER!

suck a cheatah's dick

rock over london
rock on chichago
polarize, see what develops
It's "suck a race horse's oval office with Heinz tomato ketchup"

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Is this guy a member of Los Souvenir Jacquitos?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I don't remember when it was the first time I heard the uncensored version of Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew but goddam did I think it was way cooler than the radio version.

On Sirius there are stations that play censored versions of stuff. 90s on 9, 80s on 8 are two that come to mind. Those are the channels I hear them playing in Burger King and Wendy's etc..

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Dr. Mc Coy and Raphael were both pretty ornery.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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What ever happened to Green Jello?
Maybe this link will shed some light (I just found it, haven't actually started watching yet).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wges6F9ka-A

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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^^^^^ did you or any other goons ever say for "achmed" as your ringtone??

Back to something that I'm pretty sure was very early 90s, but possibly late 80s, did anyone here ever have any Barnyard Commandos? Or Food Fighters?

E: or Army Ants?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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God, I was just looking for the commercial for the toys and had no idea there was a cartoon for that too.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Anyone gave the super soaker mds?
That was the multi directional spray super soaker

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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Did anyone here have, or know anyone that had a dancing coke can?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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I know the 90s lived on for a few years after the clock changed, but Woodstock 99, y2k bug not really being a bug, seem somewhat symbolic of the end of the 90s for more than just because they happened "at/near the end".

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wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

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What? So it was a thing that could have actually happened? For real?

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