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Apr 18, 2008

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Dammerung posted:

Let's keep the streak going - who doesn't love capybaras?

Me. I like these things, though:





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Apr 18, 2008

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it said they was bitches




I'm crossposting this from the mustelid thread because more people need to find out about marbled polecats









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Apr 18, 2008

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Choco1980 posted:

Crossposting from the funny pictures thread:



I love the idea that even if he's one of the most notorious video game bad guys of all time, Bowser is still also a great dad. :unsmith:

Tell that to his other seven kids that he no longer acknowledges.

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Apr 18, 2008

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My Little Puni posted:

Some more





They had a baby!

This post was really weird before the rest of the pictures loaded.

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Apr 18, 2008

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That's its threat display. It is saying 'look how big I am and how loud I can roar, you are clearly outclassed here, predator.'

Anything that dumb has to be cute.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Smoking Crow posted:

Post cute ferrets please

Here's some greatest hits from the mustelid thread:









And here's a reaction jif you can use on tumblr.

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Apr 18, 2008

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A Bug posted:

Watching skilled people do things they obviously love and have put a lot of dedication into is uplifting to me.

He dancin'

God drat that's some good pop and lock. It's a dying art form, and it's nice to see the younger generation picking it up.

Speaking of, there was a well-known dancer in the Japanese pop and lock scene back in the nineties that went by the handle Strong Machine. He eventually settled down, became a buddhist monk and had a kid.

Strong Machine 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSNywJ3ZjWM

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Apr 18, 2008

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Jesus, that's a huge head. I hope its mom was the pit bull.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Do not buy a ferret.



They sleep constantly.



They freak out for no reason.



They will steal anything.



From anybody.



They won't clean themselves.



They have terrible depth perception.



They're overly dramatic.



They can't act.



They only belong in one place.

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Apr 18, 2008

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I think they're hats.

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Apr 18, 2008

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The saving grace is that the thing is only programmed to react to the fact that it is now off-balance and correct itself. It does not know that it was kicked, nor who kicked it.

When the robots take over, it will be swift and it will be brutal, but it will not be vengeful.

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If you want an animal that will grow to resent you and attack you with its razor-sharp claws or something that destroys your house while you coo about how cute it is, just get a cat like everybody else.

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Apr 18, 2008

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I like giving pets old-timey mobster nicknames, like Brooklyn, Slick and Jimmy Fingers.

Jimmy Fingers was a ferret who liked to steal things. Also he bit fingers.

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Apr 18, 2008

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I went looking for uplifting videos of boxer puppies, but I only found half of one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QKeTYOinik

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Apr 18, 2008

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It's just a good way to trick kids into not messing with bird nests. Like when they say to wait an hour after eating before you go swimming. "You'll cramp up and drown" is a lot more convincing than "Why can't you little shits sit still for fifteen goddamn minutes we are on vacation for god's sake"

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Apr 18, 2008

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Hey, you know what's fluffy? Angora ferrets. Here's a baby one of those.



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Apr 18, 2008

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Fun fact: hyenas are more closely related to cattes than they are to doges. :3:

They're more closely related to ferts than either of them.





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Apr 18, 2008

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Ferret friends!





I do not know these ferrets. They are from pinterest.

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Apr 18, 2008

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The saxophonist on the right wasn't at rehearsals.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Oh yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdFOgLyk6Qs

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Apr 18, 2008

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Pretty much all members of the Musteloidea superfamily have the same behavior and make the same sounds. The most you'll ever hear from a skunk, badger, wolverine or ferret is a soft chuckling kind of sound when they're really excited:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KpqiBhyP7Q

Otters are the exception:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4muQOgayq8

But they still make the same sound as the others:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ_Krei6EKw

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Apr 18, 2008

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He takes the turn perfectly in week 20. Comes in wide, cuts the corner and slows down just enough to put him right in the centre of the doorway.

Then the other one crashes into him.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Wrong music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUq6HVMF4Q

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Apr 18, 2008

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They sound and look like something you'd find in the back of a curio shop in Chinatown while an old man warns you not to get it wet or feed it after midnight.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Pyroi posted:

Impossible, all pups are the cutest dogs in the world.

I went looking for an ugly dog to prove you wrong, and it seems like there's a certain point where the uglier a dog is, the cuter it becomes. As near as I can tell, that point starts almost immediately after conventional cuteness drops to zero.

Theoretically, there must exist a dog that is far enough from cuteness and ugliness that it is completely uninteresting. Some sort of bland, flavourless dog that occupies the lone spot of 'the uncute puppy.'

Should we ever find that dog, however, it would immediately become cute by virtue of its uniqueness.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Nordick posted:

Also, otter pup playing with tiger cub :swoon:
http://i.imgur.com/RKWZmKo.webm

I like that this goes down exactly the same as it does with the domestic equivalents:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksjEBJA7Iwg

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Apr 18, 2008

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That's cute and all but it's really giving me the urge to start the reactor and free mars.

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Apr 18, 2008

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That's pretty interesting. Usually doing something like that is saying that you trust them to take your place, to be the person who will represent you and your legacy after you're gone. When you name somebody after yourself, you're saying "I believe that one day you will be the person I wish I could be, you are all my pride and joy in this world," so it's interesting that it's being directed at this cute little bird.

And I'm guessing your name isn't William.

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cash crab posted:

No, that honor went to my older brother. Seriously.

Whoops, hope I didn't dig anything painful up.

It could be worse. My buddy's younger brother got their dad's name. That's been the source of some neuroses.

"My first born son, I will give to you the same gift my father gave me, his own na- actually, wait, I'm not getting the best vibe off of this baby. Let's call this one something else and try again in a couple of years."

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Apr 18, 2008

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I'm calling bullshit on jacobin pigeons. A naked animal isn't allowed to be better dressed than me.

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Foxhound posted:

Oh god it's got the face from that image describing snakes. The "plop" image. :3:

Edit: I found it by googling "snake infographic plop."



You want to see some cute snake comics?







Lots more: http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

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Apr 18, 2008

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No, I think the servers are located in Panama.

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Apr 18, 2008

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What were you thinking trying to catch a bee? You muppet.

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darthbob88 posted:

And apparently really friendly.

And they can talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGz8jcbJjRw

I swear to God he says "This is my corn!" at one point, and his keeper hears it too.

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Apr 18, 2008

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You see that dog on the reg? drat, you're lucky. I saw him going through downtown Hamilton one time and my friends didn't believe me.

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Apr 18, 2008

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Ironically, his name is Marshall.

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Weltlich posted:

Looks like either khaki campbell or buff orpington females.

Are those real duck breeds or are you quoting that mst3k episode

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I figure at this point he's getting picky about it, but if you come up with something good he'll give you a real show.

Like, you ask him to palm a basketball he'll be like "there's a hundred photos of that, gently caress off," but you come up to him with a really cute animal he'll pose for a whole album.

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