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32MB OF ESRAM posted:yeah there is no way to shoot a billion or trillion frames per second, at best this is a scientifically directed artist's rendition I guess you could shoot it with a bunch of closely located cameras at staggered intervals and with overlapping fields of view, and then stitch the photo sequences back together. I guess one caveat could be that even one of these cameras costs like at least a hundred bucks!!! And the end result could at best look identical to this one.
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King Vidiot posted:- The Two Musketeers and Legolas This is a legit bonafide movie title.
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HP Artsandcrafts posted:In an actual fight he would be breaking that guy's elbow by raising his shoulder up and pulling down on his opponent's arm in one quick motion. Actually doing this while training is frowned upon. Or, you know, just gut the idiot on the instep. He was going to anyway. 
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FredMSloniker posted:Y'know, sometimes I see a video of some kid screwing up a skateboard trick or something, and I'm like, okay, that was dumb of him, but he had a goal in mind. Maybe he could have pulled it off, or maybe he was ignoring some fundamental physical law, but either way he wanted something to happen that would have looked cool. And then I get clips like this, and I ask myself: what did he think would happen? Not in the 'dur he's so stupid' sense, but genuinely, legitimately wanting to know what his desired outcome was. If you hit it at relativistic speed it will chop clean off without even lifting from the bench, like a ninja.
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nerdz posted:
I had a slip of reading ability.
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Their music is way better than their videos.
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Jan 23, 2015 22:43
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Either these people are even crunker on meth/Jesus than that runaway mantrain, or they hold comedy in higher regard than the structural integrity of other people. e: Probably, the game is to pull the other into the path of Divine Retribution swooping upon them, their flesh transcended, forming a fine rain of crimson baptism delivered unto the amassed flock. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 15:08 on Jan 25, 2015 |
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Jan 25, 2015 14:58
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TheFatTubist posted:Edit: new page new gif, why not platypus Just a comment that this, about five pm on the fifth day, is when God peaked. Then he went on to do all this other retarded poo poo like some, ahh dunno Wesley Snipes or something, instead of kicking back and having a loving weekend, and look at us now.
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Feb 7, 2015 21:57
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The person letting that girl stretch should be shot. She should be focusing her training on exercises to keep her body parts attached to one another. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:33 on Feb 13, 2015 |
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Feb 13, 2015 12:29
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WastedJoker posted:Trigger warning for nutshot =ok so this gif is kinda longish but if you stick with it you'll get to see a guy getting smacked in the balls with a tree trunk. At least that's how I read it. Also if you reload it you'll see it's X-rated and has double the amount of effects it needs (neat filename).
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Feb 22, 2015 09:33
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See this is where we went wrong.
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Feb 23, 2015 15:33
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Me I hate movies. Movies are poo poo. There is no contribution to art or commitment to telling a story anymore anymore, but only an industry committed to produce cheap thrills in their race for the bottom line. And the same goes for TV shows. And don't get me started on computer games. And holy poo poo consoles. And have you seen the poo poo people paint these days? And the loving so-called music, that's "produced"? And gently caress me with a sharpened broom handle sideways stop dancing so loving shittily hnnnnrgggghhhHHHAAAA!!!!
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Mar 1, 2015 10:26
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Why you so mean though kitty? All he wanna do is give you that bouquet of violets? Look he on his knees too Or was that "bucket of violence"? Can't recall.
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Gamma Nerd posted:What was the goal of this Accomplished? e: The Repo Man posted:The song is called "Making of a Cyborg." Kenji Kawai, the composer, wrote an extended version for concert. You can see him in the video drumming. He's wearing the black coat with white markings on it, to the right of the singers. From a few pages back, but thanks for the link! That was amazing and one of the best pieces of music I know, but my pet jap guy says you're trolling, and that Kawai-san is actually the mop looking dude slightly stage left between choir and conductor, in center view 0:59--1:06 and in a closeup at 1:07. I have no idea why I'm telling you this leave me out of your conflicts goddamn. Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:15 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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e: wrong thread.
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The Repo Man posted:No, he's right. I don't know how I confused the two Whew, I'm glad we were able to clear that up.
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Look at the cloud of rabies he's dragging up there with him  gotta be at least 1kdps of chaos damage alone in there
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Mar 18, 2015 23:11
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uwaeve posted:A helicopter cannot do this without accelerating forward: gently caress! How does anyone look at the latter and not think the former? Did they look at it and decide gently caress it that looks On the other hand Azhais posted:http://i.imgur.com/UhCpIoJ.gifv MOMMYYYY! Mommy look what I found look what I found look what I found!!!!!!!!! Love you mommy 
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Mar 20, 2015 23:54
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Fate... accepted.
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Mar 21, 2015 17:28
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muscles like this? posted:What kind of PMC hires random guys with no military training? 
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Mar 22, 2015 00:30
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RocketSurgeon posted:Thats Bill Dance, probably the most unlucky fisherman. This guy is a walking punchline! Are these mostly TV gags or is he really some kind of circus engine that causes poo poo to spontaneously fly off the handle left and right around him as an effect of his normal state of existence?
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Mar 23, 2015 21:44
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Does anyone have this without the glasses and kettle, but just the lady quietly tilting hear head to pour a gallon of liquified brains out her nose to a thousand-and-increasing yard stare?
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Mar 24, 2015 21:54
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Alabaster White posted:Nope, as far as I remember it was hideously infectious and his doctor urged him not to go, but he did anyway. I heard it was vasculitis, which is hideous poo poo that'll kill you if it decides to rot the blood vessels on your inside rather than those on your surface, like on that gross photo.
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Mar 27, 2015 21:04
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I didn't know Meshuggah was out with a new album?
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Mar 29, 2015 21:56
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Is he... a wrestler?
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Mar 31, 2015 07:41
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Al + Ga? Poor aim by the LHC?
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Mar 31, 2015 17:57
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I've seen things, I've seen them with my eye.
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Apr 5, 2015 23:53
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Tell your boyfriend to put some pants on.
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Jun 18, 2015 01:07
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What prompted you to make a diplo dijdo gif?
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Jun 20, 2015 20:24
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pulp rag posted:
Literally screwing faggots. Topical.
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Ak Gara posted:Is it artificial? Mister Kingdom posted:Of course it is. Actually dude no this little guy really is that awesome. I'm catteliciously happy to inform you that you're wrong. 
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Everytime I see the words Occulus Rift my mind reads it out like Panniculus Graft. That works out just fine for me. oh, nws. and nms.
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Jul 29, 2015 21:04
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No wait hold up, hang on a second. Humor me and first answer this: do they like foam?
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Jul 31, 2015 16:18
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Hope you're right. There's no telling what loving loving loving foam might lead to.
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Commandopug is dodging small arms fire like the god damned batman. e: vvvv DO IT Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 22:48 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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Political Whores posted:
Is this what happens when you put on the google glasses?
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That's some serious They Live poo poo right there.
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Aug 5, 2015 11:46
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Putting the ad in ad nauseam.
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Political Whores posted:
Last night multiple pug bombs were deployed in a densely trafficked area in central Damascus by unidentified insurgents, multiple victims anthropomorphized, more to follow, after this.
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