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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Rincewinds posted:

The two firefighters are being awfully nonchalant about fire tornado approaching.

That's kind of how people do.

Remember the Japanese tourists at a historical site (shrine?) last year and the one guy kept taking pictures of the pyro clastic flow until he eventually ran and hid in a car and got baked?

Just a different outcome.

e: this guy, gently caress the daily mail but I think YouTube pulled it http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...aimed-life.html

I'd have done the same and I bet you would have too but that's a little presumptuous

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Please don't be niggardly with words in the gif thread.

I know I won't be.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Watching the Wire and 50 Cent's In da Club is playing as this gif loads :xd:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Centripetal Horse posted:

Ahh, that sounds pretty cool. I'll have to check that out.

It's great. An eight hour remake of Se7en with Woody and a really twisted Matthew McConaughey.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sokoban posted:

It's a remembrance for all the American knights who died in the Crusade.

Never forget fat drunk game of thrones knight.



Littlefinger lied and American knights died.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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MTZ was really racist when they started out. It took Michael Jackson's popularity to force them to let black people have videos played. Kinda weird to think about.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Cheshire Puss posted:

This one is strangely horrifying.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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mentholmoose posted:

That's odd, usually the blood gets off on the second floor.






syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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King Vidiot posted:

Great, now there's no way to get it out. That's going to smell real good in a day or two, good job.

Are you worrying about keeping it intact?

For some reason?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Jamesman posted:

I don't care what anyone says, this game was such bullshit.

I've never actually had an egg on my burg. Am I missing out?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ouch.

Must have been filmed in ciudad Juarez

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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You both have the same cable package.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Quality parenting right there.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Phanatic posted:

Uh...yes? In addition to the said aforementioned True Lies bit, there's

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/LDfJifT.gif :nws:
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/dGv0FUn.gif :nws:
:nws: http://media.giphy.com/media/JGP1DCZQj7lNm/giphy.gif :nws:

Or maybe your grandmother differed from mine.

I like short hair on women but she got the granny cut and it fucks up my perving.

They had fixed it by True Lies of course.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hyperlynx posted:

I think this is the creepiest part of your post.

She's a human being who gets to pick her hair style the same as other human beings. Jesus.

In 1970s Hollywood you were probably lucky to pick your tranquilizer/stimulant combos much less which grotesque producer you had to gently caress on Saturdays if you were a woman.

Still a lovely haircut.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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I don't see how pointing out how gross the old Hollywood studios were makes me the bad guy.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hyperlynx posted:

You framed it as "my wankmeat was upgraded by its factory", though.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Helena Bonham Carter looking fine

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Lol

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Owns

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Funxion posted:

This sort of thing makes me wonder at your experience with cats. Or anyone claiming similar malarkey.

Cats are often friendly little bed warmers that sleep at your feet in a soft purring motion and then go crazy to remind you it's 3:30am and the hunt is on

Dogs otoh will sleep until it's getting serious and this tennis ball is in trouble

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Elias_Maluco posted:

LOL at people thinking those highly specialized predators are so fragile that they cant take a little prank. "stressing" like this is what cats do to each other all day, for fun and douchebaggery.

Its also literally what they do for a living (felines are ambush hunters)



Around cats, never relax

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Raptor1033 posted:

This is AT LEAST the third time a Russian jet's invaded Turkish air space, stirring up poo poo and ignoring warnings to turn around. Really don't blame the Turks for finally downing one.

Who's blaming them?

I hear of a Russian aircraft violating another country's airspace and do not think it was the other countries fault.

Shooting it down may have been a bit excessive

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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That video owns so hard. So many giffable moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6duOoxctw

Thanks Eric Wareheim and Beach House

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ehh, 2/5 for no impact font "IS READY"

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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ultrabindu posted:

Lowtax lied, iPads died.

You two sick fuxjs lied because that works on awful.app

Which I think uses some safari link

Thanks a lot that I could see that abomination to the eyes

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ya know it's real hard to kill someone surreptitiously with our primitive earth technology.

From a distance, without a floating triangle with a mini emp, uterus tracking lasers, flashing lights and a idk proton beam or something.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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C.M. Kruger posted:

http://i.imgur.com/4UIUEc7.gifv
A nuclear reactor going critical. (turning on)

Spoopy

Is that Cherenkov radiation?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ak Gara posted:

If you've never seen Pulp Fiction, go watch Pulp Fiction!

It's not the best movie in the world but it could be in the best you haven't seen yet!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Soulex posted:

I got in trouble for laughing my rear end off at this in the theater.

i got dirty looks for being the only one to laugh at brad pitt getting hit by a bus in meet joe black


it was funny damnit

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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MagicAlex posted:

A lot of those people were hit by cars though.

Yeah I'd forgotten Pitt gets hit by a minivan, pinwheels into the opposite lane and gets creamed by a yellow cab.

It was like a pratfall because all of a sudden he's back trying to pick up Claire Forlani while also introducing her pops (Anthony Hopkins) to his own mortality.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Sir Unimaginative posted:

Firefox deploys primary updates roughly every six weeks (similar to Chrome) and this is why I use SALR's 'convert GIF to WebM when possible" option.

Also GIF's problem is that it was designed for the early 90s when you didn't expect to have 200 of them on a page and there is no such thing as hardware acceleration for them.

iOS' awful.app (which is lovingly maintained by some goon) does a real good job with this

i'd guess that another goon doing the android awful.apk is doing the same

but yeah a page full of 100mb gifs isn't healthy for any browser

i can't imagine ie, or ff, safari or goog is set up to handle the load from 40 posts of giant gifs

funny how awful.app loads some because they're packaged a certain way and marks tiny non-animated smileys as clickable because they're .gifs but things are improving

if i get real salty about it i can switch back to a lap/desktop

all in all things are running well

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The whole time watching that, I was worried he was going to focus in on the carabiner and we'd see it being slowly worn through by the the friction of the cable, followed by a sudden drop.

Yeah

His poor hand meat.

But like it was good to see he had a buddy to help him out.

And a biner that was made strong enough to actually hold up to that kind of stress.

Put that thing on your mantle and show it to your kids.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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johnnyratbastard posted:

Totally worth the wait.

loving sick like in Cap Murrica: Civil Bore

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Inferior posted:



I love Maru gifs :3:

Many much boxen

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Hyperlynx posted:

Christoper Walking without rhythm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a0k0Cs9WL8

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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Ak Gara posted:

The other week I worked out the funniest joke in the Universe.

See, the more subtle a joke is, the funnier it is, and the less people that get the joke (the more selective it is) also makes it funnier.

Extrapolating that into a graph with an exponential slope, the funniest joke in the Universe is one no one gets.

My dog has no nose.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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No Pun Intended posted:

How does he smell?

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

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VendaGoat posted:



This is an 83 year old man. He claims to wake up, smoke pot, play three rounds of golf, on his personal course, smoke pot the entire time and end the day with a meal and a blunt.

He's been at this since god loving knows when, and he will probably outlive us all.

Legalize Marijuana Immediately.

We did :smug:

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