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Birb Katter
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Would.

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Birb Katter
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What the poo poo? Where can I go wakeboard fish dunking?

Birb Katter
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King Vidiot posted:

I do get kind of tired of people just effortlessly firing off guns without hearing protection as if they're firing CB caps, which they basically are. There's never a big shootout in a hallway that's followed up with the hero shouting "WHAAAAT?!" when the villain/last goon standing tries to taunt him.

WHAAAT?

Birb Katter
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This is a pro click.

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Hihohe posted:

Thats all well and cool, but that guys in front of you because he did the more obvious thing


He's just about to be lapped obviously

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funtax posted:

Ted Turner picked the first and last things to be played on CNN back when it launched in June of 1980:


People thought he was kidding, but the rumor persisted for years that it was real (including some folks who Turner apparently played it for). A former CNN intern looked it up in the CNN media database a few years ago and found a clip labeled "TURNER DOOMSDAY VIDEO" with a note to "HFR [Hold for Release] till end of world confirmed". He released the video a couple of days ago.

So does this mean the world has ended?

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Perestroika posted:

He doesn't actually need to be lighter than snow, just light enough that the pressure per surface area that his feet exert doesn't break a certain threshold.. Snowshoes work by the same principle.

:goonsay:

So magic then? Gotcha. I guess cats aren't magic though

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Ratjaculation posted:

What is this thing? Some sort of psychotic duck?!

:iiam:
:psyboom:

Birb Katter
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HBomb posted:

This is so loving sad. Did they give him more?

You sick freak. He's only just going to wash the next lot. Unless that was :thejoke:

Birb Katter
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Dick Fact:

In remote Australian communities they can't actually get bags of dicks to eat like you would in most places. What happens is there are dick canning places so when you end up in a town of a few hundred people that live > 100km from a store they'll be more likely to say "Eat a can of dicks"

Birb Katter
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Paccione posted:

Does anyone have the gif of twiggy 12 year old bullying a fat kid at school and the fat kid just losing it and power slamming the twig kid to the ground?

I think it happened a couple years ago. It went viral and I think the twig kid's mother tried suing the fat kid.

I think you're looking for fat kid slamming bully :australia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR9i3aXDg3k

Birb Katter
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Birb Katter
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As someone who knows more people who haven't seen snow than have I find the idea of winter tyres quite amusing. It's possible you can't buy the things on the continent at all. People still shouldn't be allowed to drive because they suck at it.

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King Vidiot posted:

I'm sure the Missus would much prefer to lift up the lid slightly to remove a securely clipped-on, pee-smelling hunk of plastic and place it somewhere out of the way and off of the floor (maybe the shower?), rather than just put the seat down every now and then. Either that or shift the thing in some out of the way direction and hope it doesn't splash all over her or onto the floor.

The sort of person who would buy this does not have a misses. This will go over well in the bachelor thread and that is easily the target market.

Birb Katter
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Kheldarn posted:

These guys were great. Some of the poses they held, and the length of time they held them, were amazing.

I miss Leslie Nielson. :(

That's because your aim is poo poo. Practice more and Shirley you'll hit him.

Birb Katter
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There are a lot of unanswered questions in this gif. First and foremost HOW DO YOU MISS A PLANE SO BAD THAT YOU HIT A PLANE.

Birb Katter
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BurntCornMuffin posted:

Roundworm emerging from the spider that once hosted it.

http://i.imgur.com/VLkBu4m.gifv

Let the spider live drat it. It's only there to eat the bugs that you're freaked out about.

Birb Katter
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I thought you had a typo and the game was "Nut a Hero" and was upset to find out this is not the case.

Birb Katter
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RentACop posted:

Are they immune to their own acid

Not at all but it acts more like LSD for them. What you're looking at here is a giant ant rave and these guys are having the time of their little life.

Birb Katter
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Wouldn't the barrel heat up and cause some nasty burning if you'd already dumped a magazine?

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Jamesman posted:

I don't know if this is true or not, but the other day I read Paris Hilton was "pranked" into thinking her plan was crashing.

I don't think there's anything baby-ish about liking pranks where people are actually enjoying themselves, not not being assaulted, being singled out for their skin color, or being tricked into thinking they are going to die horrific deaths.

That Paris Hilton prank was a fake prank. She was in on it.

Birb Katter
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Jamesman posted:

Who exactly was it pranking, then? Was there someone in the plane that thought they were going to die, or was it just pranking people who are reporting the story about the prank?

It wasn't a prank, it was a 'prank'. Everyone there was in on it and it was designed to get her more attention. Any time you see her in the news there is a *very* good bet it came from her publicist. She's a famous for being famous person and needs that to keep her brand alive and the money coming in.

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Jumping a house using a swing

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Mister Kingdom posted:

Same here. The first person to call me "four eyes" also wore glasses.

Later as an adult, he got arrested for assaulting a police office who was working security at a nightclub.

It's amazing how easily a story could be made less problematic. In the case it would have been even easier because it involved less typing.

Birb Katter
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You may want to tag that :nws: because those two guys having sex in the very opening right there may get people in trouble.

Birb Katter
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Robert Denby posted:

(don't worry its pudding)

Yeah, it's pudding poo poo all over that dude.

Birb Katter
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MizPiz posted:

That's great gif of the Lion's best player, No One.



Was the band playing yakety sax for that?

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I'll leave it there for posterity.

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Yes, you did.

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Turkey just downed a Russian plane so in honour of WWIII starting about now

http://i.imgur.com/57w31Cn.webm

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Chard posted:




e: nm it was displying inline but only the top corner for some reason

You're not the only one that happened to but I figured it was just a wrestling thing and therefore not worth investigating.

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dumb. posted:

On the other hand I wish I could pull off that haircut.

That's a hat.

edit: hatsnype

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Some of the Sheep posted:

Why he's wearing the mouthguard is beyond me though, once it comes out you can see he doesn't have any teeth anyway.

Gotta protect ol chomper

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Nordick posted:

I'll just leave this here.



:(

rip lenny and dio

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jamal posted:

Can't tell if he gets scratched in the face or not.

That cat doesn't get anywhere near him.

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Deteriorata posted:

Now try this:
"Zampa needed medical attention after the painful-looking blow, but he still managed to complete his over, before dismissing Aaron Ayre leg-before for a golden duck, finishing with figures of 1 for 35 from his four overs."

Zampa (the guys name), needed medical attention (it's socialised here so any old hospital would do) after the painful-looking blow (it hurt like a motherfucker), but he still managed to complete his over (bro still stuck around till it was time for someone else to take over anyway), before dismissing (striking out) Aaron Ayre (another name) leg-before (a way to get someone out, like striking out vs catching) for a golden duck (bro got out as soon as he tried to play, didn't even get a chance to score in a game where people regular score in the hundreds dude got out first chance he had at hitting the ball without any score on the board), finishing with figures of 1 for 35 from his four (bowler / pitcher got 1 dude out and the opposition got 35 runs from his ~24 bowls / pitches).

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