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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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~no twilight galaxy~
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loving the juxtaposition of the stripper pole and children's toys

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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Right now, in a galaxy not so far away, there's a thread for space fantasy talk...

STAR
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Here's some Ellie Goulding because I love you all and want you to be happy:



GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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John Liver posted:

But why is it Jean Reno I don't care this is amazing

I can't stop watching them. They're absurd, ridiculous commercials and I love every second of them :swoon:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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This is one of my all-time favorite videos in part because the more you learn about it, the less sense it makes :allears:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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They do not seem happy to be filming this. I've seen people in better moods at the dentist's office, and at traffic court.

Babylon Astronaut posted:

It's a very strange meme.

"Let's make a video where Billy Herrington has a baby face over his laser-firing junk and literally rides another man as a man-bike and a scooter in an Initial D-inspired race against a transforming, drifting steamroller piloted by a bald guy in a wig who is also wearing some sort of rocket skates, and let's also intersperse sound clips from Herrington's gay porn videos throughout the thing, and set it all to a strange remix of 'Miku Miku Ni Shite Ageru' by holographic Japanese pop icon Hatsune Miku." --someone, apparently

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Mar 24, 2005

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Raptor1033 posted:

Upper Mississippi River if I recall correctly. An invasive species of asian carp with a mutation that caused them to jump out of the water when frightened is taking over the river system and threatening the great lakes. Tons of informative videos out there if you look, an actual serious problem.

Yep, Asian carp. The fuckers are all over the Mississippi, and have been gradually moving north since their arrival. Lots of Midwestern states are trying their damnedest to keep them out of the Great Lakes, where they'll surely wreak havoc on the ecosystems up there like they do everywhere else. They're invasive, obnoxious, and, according to the Illinois Department of Natural Resources, "injurious," which I wasn't aware was even a word until a recent statement from them about the pestilent interlopers. It is a felony in Illinois to sell live Asian carp. That's how serious the problem is. Giving alcohol to a 10-year-old isn't even a felony in Illinois.

Every year, there's a fishing tournament in Bath, Illinois, where the goal is to catch as many of them as you can without fishing poles. They just jump all around like that and you've got to catch them with nets or your hands or smack them with something and recover their stunned stupid bodies. Last year's champ caught 480 of them in two hours. Pretty sure this year's winner broke that record.

This year, Chef Phillipe Parola was a special guest at the tourney and cooked a bunch of them up onsite and served them to spectators as one more "gently caress you" to Asian carp.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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~no twilight galaxy~
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If you need someone to tell you this is fake please call and schedule an eye exam.

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Mar 24, 2005

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I always lose my poo poo at the parts in the sequel video where you can hear Lowtax mimicking Shmorky from another room.

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Mar 24, 2005

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Bismuth posted:

I just read every page of that and all I can say is holy poo poo

1. gently caress marine aquariums

2. How can you be so into a hobby that you can successfully maintain a 350-gallon habitat full of exotic sea creatures and not know that Bobbit worms don't have penises

3. Seriously, gently caress marine aquariums

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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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In many ways it is like one of your toys, but a toy for adults

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