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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

a kitten posted:

It just gets better as the video goes on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq9bv7fvPUo

This is what they mean by "dance like nobody is watching".

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

thespaceinvader posted:

Foot attached to platform, plus some sort of structure built up through his trousers at a guess, given that it would be incredibly difficult to hold your weight like that on just your shoe stuck down.

A Michael Jackson invention.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

No, the Jackson thing just holds the heel. He's got something completely different that goes up his pantleg and secures his lower torso so he can "sit" on one leg.

I'm guessing it's a variation on Jackson's idea.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

VendaGoat posted:

This was me as a kid. I had no idea trees had leaves. I just thought the world was full of horrible blobs, until I got close enough.

First pair of glasses was :aaaaa:

Same here. The first person to call me "four eyes" also wore glasses.

Later as an adult, he got arrested (while in drag) for assaulting a police office who was working security at a gay nightclub.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Birb Katter posted:

It's amazing how easily a story could be made less problematic. In the case it would have been even easier because it involved less typing.

Um, what?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Hogge Wild posted:

he thinks that 'gay' is like the n-word

Ah, I see. Well, at the time (early 80s), that's what they (as in the owners) called it.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Wowporn posted:

If you don't see how the mental image of a drag queen attacking a cop is more interesting than some random descriptionless guy then I don't really know what to tell you.


Yeah, that guys is n-word as hell.

Didn't realize my little story would cause so much...stuff.

Anyway, here's Homer Simpson with a chainsaw.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Adam Savage replicated that on Mythbusters.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ak Gara posted:

"Do you like our owl?"

He's not what he seems.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ak Gara posted:

Is it artificial?

Of course it is.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

King Vidiot posted:

I kind of want a bottle of that stupid poo poo now, thanks.

I looked and there's one on eBay for $69.99.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


:allears:

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Selklubber posted:

She could lick pussy and give a rimjob at the same time! I'm getting pictures in my head now...

Ewwww...get a drill and get those pictures out of your head before it's too late.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light




Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

AFewBricksShy posted:

What movie is this?


Wild Things 2. Caught the very tail end while flipping channels.

quote:

I hate this guy. I don't know him, and I'm sure he's a nice fellow, but I really hate him.

You should not be allowed to have this type of mustache unless you're doing Snidely Whiplash cosplay.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light



GRRRRRRRR!!!! I'M A BABY! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


(Title is onscreen)

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I'm going to call bullshit on this one.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Say Nothing posted:

Pst! The door opens inwards.



Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I will never have as much fun as that dog.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Pasco posted:

Here's a video showing a real golf ball under the same conditions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00I2uXDxbaE

That's no moon.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Everybody (Dish) dance now!





Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

HogX posted:

Is that steven king in the overalls?

Yep. He plays the goofy-rear end farmer. That movie is worth it just for his performance.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

He's going to gently caress that burger, isn't he?

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


You know what? I think I'm just going to stay single.

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