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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Lizard Wizard posted:

I didn't even know it was an electrician joke, please elaborate!

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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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The Blue Pyramid posted:

This ones cool, but I originally thought it was an Eldar, Protoss, and S'pht before seeing the little X-com logo. Having not played X-com can someone give me some context? Like, they look almost exactly alike.

They're called Ethereals, they're psychic jerks with a million HP who take control of your units and shoot mind beams.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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The only other notable thing for this game I could find was a doujin page that was really creepy, it's just a lady gladiator getting killed in a bunch of gory ways with her shirt ripped off.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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DoctorWhat posted:

dang, this guy is bad at sonic generations

He got an S rank, what more do you want? Also, is that seriously Generations? Because that's straight up a level from Unleashed, that's kinda blatant reuse.



I honestly can't believe how little I could find in this vein, it's such an easy joke.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Here's a thing I found while looking through some old chat logs

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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This is unironically great though

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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See it's funny because they put halo and lolz together. And then slapped a lovely watermark on a bunch of images they didn't create because they're an aggregate site.


Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Improbable Lobster posted:

Congrats, you found the least funny comic in the world

I figured if I juxtaposed "halolz" with that comic the former might start to seem like a good pun.


Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Arcsquad12 posted:

....And that's a Kajiit in Fallout, isn't it.

He still has a fantasy sword so it's more like power armour in The Elder Scrolls, but either way.






Unrelated to Uptown Funk:

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Alouicious posted:

my favorite's the buffalo with an afro

I like the mushroom that punches people even though it barely even has arms.


aw :3 I'm sure all the other fanart is just as cute.









:wink:

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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Post 9-11 User posted:

And something I found while looking for source images, what a time to be alive.


Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Waffleman_ posted:

It was originally part of the same show as Billy and Mandy, but nobody liked it, so it got split off into its own show to eventually die.

Yep, originally it was Grim and Evil and then it got split into Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and Evil Con Carne. It was about an evil brain in a jar with a bear body it didn't have complete control over. Also there was a stomach in a jar on the bear that the brain didn't control either. They tried to take over the world, or something.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Shadeoses posted:

The fluidity of the animation makes it look like it was traced over video, which is really creepy.

They claim it's from scratch. Either way they're surprisingly cheap to commission for animation, they charge like €3 a frame, so they must have some kind of process for doing this in a way that doesn't take forever.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Waffleman_ posted:

And one of the kids was a skeleton with hair and the other is a zombie that speaks in Hot Topic poetry.

I'm not sure because it's been years since I've even seen a page from it, but didn't it end with incest?

iirc Grim and Mandy had a daughter who was mostly human and a son who was 100% skeleton and they wanted to gently caress. Or maybe the skeleton wasn't into the sister but the sister was into him? Bleedman is terrible. Here's a professional League of Legends player as a magical girl anime

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Soul Eater has Literally Death as a character too, but it seems to get by without that poo poo.


It's actually somewhat rare for personifications of Death to be blamed for massive tragedies, in my experience. The Grim Reaper is evil in some things, like Castlevania, but even then it's rarely a "it's your fault people die!" thing, they just also happen to be a jerk and working for Dracula.


Fanart about death personifications:




(he killed a grim reaper, that counts)

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Kavak posted:

That's Caim and I want to say his sister Furiae.

Waffleman_ posted:

gently caress IT'S RED.

GOD DAMMIT.

She is wearing Furiae's outfit, though.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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T.G. Xarbala posted:

Is that Kakyoin reincarnated as a dolphin

There's also an Abdul one, the one with the jagged line going down from the eye. I imagine the one with the scar across the nose is also some character I can't place. Presumably Iggy, from context, but I'm not sure.

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Jan 27, 2011

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Tiberius Thyben posted:

Excuse me, but the underage titties and cameltoe are actually a vital piece of Kill la Kill's references to Nietzschean philosophy, specifically the concept of the ubermensch. It's actually really tasteful and necessary rape and incest, and that you aren't able to see past it is a sign of your immaturity. Maybe you shouldn't try to criticize things you don't understand.

I'm still amazed people actually try to defend it.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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So how about weird fanart OF weird fanart?

quote:

bonus for any crystals1986 fans:

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Who What Now posted:

"Zis type of humor zhall only be used with zis type of media unt never zhall it be used for any ozer! It is verboten!!"

Sorry, but the comics are objectively and factually good because of the juxtaposition with the original show. Just like how his MGS3 comics were great by including muppets to make a somber and serious scene incredibly silly. It's what we normal earth-people call "hugh-mar".

Juxtaposition makes things objectively good and funny, eh?




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Jan 27, 2011

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rockopete posted:

what's with the mouth in its spine?

Its back opens up to consume plot things for some reason, so I guess they put a mouth there to explain it.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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FactsAreUseless posted:

Explain, please.

Presumably, given that WoW is a game about killing monsters to do things, triggers are probably mostly tied to things dying, so they have little invisible things that die to trigger scripted events. Some programmer made the placeholder model a bunny because it amused them.

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Jan 27, 2011

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Internet Kraken posted:

I want too see some internet browsers personified as men.






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Jan 27, 2011

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hard counter posted:

I'm ashamed, ashamed that I read this post three times before I noticed the switch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKELmZCIMg

God drat you, now you reminded me about ShadowLeggy. Suffer with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvAzYH1xHM

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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The Murphy's Rules thread got to talking about using skeletons to create a computer, since you can give them infinitely repeatable context sensitive simple commands, letting them act as simple logic gates. Someone figured out that in order to create enough skeletons to build a computer you'd need to be a pretty powerful necromancer, hence

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Mintergalactic posted:

Tatooine is where all the uninformed space hicks live, it's pretty much way too far away from coruscant for anybody to care about jedis

:goonsay: Tatooine is established in the Old Republic era to be basically a trap for settlers, because scans make it seem like there's a ton of useful metals on the planet but they're all flawed and corrode incredibly fast, making them basically worthless. Hence it gets settled then abandoned and forgotten, then re-discovered and re-settled, over and over. Generally the rich, powerful, and informed don't end up on a barren rock made of whatever the iron equivalent of pyrite is where the main job seems to be "a farmer, but instead of crops it's water because it's a loving desert and you have to devote your profession to condensing moisture from the air to even have water".



Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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Simply Simon posted:

- pyrite IS iron (sulfide)
- ever heard of "ore"? That's more often than not "corroded metal" (iron ore is iron oxide is...rust).
- you are probably thinking of the equivalent of gold or silver, which are the two metals that you do find in pure form (I might forget some, but I would guess that those are the most important ones).
- there is no "other metal" that is "similar" or whatever. You have the periodic table and that's it.

Of course this is all science and Star Wars is not really science, but that explanation still makes zero sense on any possible level...

Star Wars has like fifty metals that are core to everything that they make that don't exist. I said "iron" for simplicity because it's some metal that is valuable because it's used in a lot of stuff, not because it's shiny or rare, and "pyrite" because it's Fool's Gold, as in "fool's iron/fool's whatever made up metal people in Star Wars mine". And in the Star Wars universe when they talk about it corroding fast they mean like when a car rusts and falls to pieces because it no longer holds together strongly, Tatooine ore was causing stuff like spacestations falling apart. I don't know why you'd even bother bringing science into the series that gave us lightsabers.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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ElMaligno posted:

To be fair, that comic was made from the ground up to be porn wheras undertale is more like:

(Thats the creator of undertale)



(pretty sure that's edited)


Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Wanamingo posted:

THIGH HIGH SOCKS ARE MY ABSOLUTE TERRITORY :shepicide:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAUxhHz-LCM

C'mon, this is the weird fanart thread, clearly you have to post a much weirder and fanartier example of music about fetishy fashion trends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gMpODhx2Bw

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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What on earth game is this?



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Jan 27, 2011

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Equeen posted:

oh cool you posted art from the dude who draws porn of underage cartoon characters.

the comic you quoted is literally an incest necrophilia joke about underage cartoon characters so I'm not seeing why you're shocked

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Jan 27, 2011

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FutonForensic posted:

Okay AMD one is pretty good

Pomp posted:

AMD one made me laugh
Which one even is AMD?

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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am I late to chart chat because the 0verflow games have an amazing chart. My favourite part is the Inou line on the right where it's five or six generations of the same father.

Apparently Tomaru Sawagoe has like mind control powers and is immortal but needs power from his descents or something. I tried to look up the reasons behind it, but I found a snippet from one of the games where his daughter is telling her boyfriend they have to break up because she's becoming her father's wife and I decided I didn't want to look any further.

Have some other fanart


Jasmine from Aladdin as a slug for... some reason


Someone's Yoshi fursona who wants to have sex with Captain Crunch.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

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Clitch posted:

I loving love that 70s rotoscope animation style.

[edit] Even the audio has that Bakshi/Heavy Metal reverb flavor to it. Why am really enjoying a Starfox fanwork? What is wrong with the world?

It's like really deliberately retro, down to the film grain effect and the weird redraw effect that happens sometimes when an unmoving character blinks.

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Jan 27, 2011

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Alaois posted:

they fill the same role though. the candlemaiden, the emerald lady from DS2, the plain doll in bloodborne, you could kind of argue the mute firemaiden in DS1 all fit the same Souls Character Archetype

The waifu the internet liked from DS1 was Quelaag's sister, the half-spider lady who's ill and therefore immobile.

Taciturn Tactician
Jan 27, 2011

The secret to good health is a balanced diet and unstable healing radiation
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But where does Kintobor come into this

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Jan 27, 2011

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Wanamingo posted:

He's from the UK comics, which are considered non-canon to the rest of the Sonic universe :goonsay::waycool:


Lizard Wizard posted:

Kintobor is also the original surname of Robotnik in the Archie comics, where he later co-existed with Robo-Robotnik, who took on the Eggman moniker.



Now see, it would be easy to just post a bunch of fan trap cards from Yu-Gi-Oh here. Lord knows those get extremely weird, but usually they steal the art, and you can just make them with online generators even if you can't figure out how to cleanly edit them in paint. So I went a little deeper.

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Jan 27, 2011

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Lizard Wizard posted:

Hey, go on about sprung traps all you want, but the Archie Sonic comics have some goofy poo poo and I love that.

I mean you're free to have as much shame or pride about the knowledge as you want, but I literally posted that to get people to nerd out about Sonic canon and it worked so I feel fully entitled to call it sprung.


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Captain Invictus posted:



Wish there was a bigger version

There is, and this one doesn't have the watermark chopped off

http://ptimm.deviantart.com/art/A-New-Link-to-the-Past-551041132

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