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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Sting will descend from the rafters while holding Grumpy Cat and they will both glower at Team Authority

the cat will have Sting's face-paint on it.

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Striking Yak posted:

And Sting is wearing a Grumpy Cat mask.

And Cole acts confused "MY GOD, WHICH ONE IS WHICH!?"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

DeathChicken posted:

I would guess they're using the orchestra song from the game. The one that got the crowd to explode that one time, before it turned out Sting wasn't actually there.

I'd laugh really hard if they did that again like mid-match and all that comes up is "WWE 2K15....OUT NOW!" and then the show just goes on.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I've watched some lovely PPVs today in order to lower my expectations. It'll probably be bad, but will it be Mayhem in Manchester or No Mercy UK 1999 bad? Probably not.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Grumpy Cat will take off the Sting mask to reveal it was CM Punk all along.

Grumpy Cat will be in the audience wearing a Grumpy Cat mask and interfere before taking it off.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
man guys I sure am thirsty for some MOUNTAIN DEW START

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Now Cole, logically, the people hearing you talk about the deal about a free Survivor Series are either people who bought the thing already or have the network already.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This is a pretty good promo package and I'm pretty hyped for this match

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
The Miz is essentially Johnny Cage right?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Dexo posted:

*Kane's Pyro hits*

"I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD FINANCIAL VIEWS FOR YA"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I know it's Wrestling and all, but I love the idea that wrestling contracts have these absurd clauses "IF THE ABOVE SIGNED WAS TO THEREFORE LOSE AT THE AFOREMENTIONED MATCH AT SURVIVOR SERIES (FREE ON THE NETWORK) THEY WILL BE LET GO"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Man, when this whole "gently caress YOU FOREIGNERS HELL YEAH USA" thing ends I'll be a happy man

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
^--- I've slowly accepted it

Dias posted:

How is Cesaro the heel in this situation?

Nazi Gold

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
who on earth would watch a RAW preshow

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

bartok posted:

My cat would rather stare at a wall than watch Survivor Series.

is your cat


grumpy?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
There is really something patently absurd about a dude in a suit coming out to a Motorhead song

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Omally posted:

"ok, the next ppv is free, a lot of people are gonna be watching, we need a good hook to get them invested in the show right off the bat"

"hmmm a lot of those guys might remember HHH doing 20 minute promos on RAW every week, let's give em something"

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
wait does this mean Vince would be in charge of NXT

TEAM AUTHORITY FOR LIFE

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Liquid Communism posted:

I want everyone in this ring to go the gently caress away and have nothing to do with WWE ever again.

Can we do that?

HHH is pretty great at running NXT so he can keep doing that

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
...Thanks for explaining the joke Cole

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
the Usos are pretty boring

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Well drat, that was a good ending!

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Holy poo poo this commentary is really really really bad

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

TotalHell posted:

I honestly don't care what else happens, this night is good.

I needed a good pick-me-up since a buddy convinced me to see Dumb and Dumber To with him today.

That man is not your friend

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
i wish Kane was this vocal during matches

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

waffle iron posted:

His gimmick is glory hound and lovely husband who is always riding his wife's coattails and lineage.

marc mero?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
lovely ending but holy poo poo Naomi's moves there

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

will_colorado posted:

I would watch a WWEN show were Barrett just reads headlines from newspapers around the country

Have him read the comic section

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Shima Honnou posted:

And if he wins, the Authority loses their positions while Cena gains the power to reinstate them!

team cena wins, Cena turns heel by immediatly reinstating them

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
Wyatt's entrance still loving rules

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Scully this fat lantern man makes ghosts we need to investigate.

Mulder you know that despite being abducted by aliens and other things for 9 seasons i still don't believe in ghosts

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
hahaha what the gently caress is going on?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
This sort of rules.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
uh....I guess he had to climb a ladder to start the music

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I kind of like the idea of Bray's gimmick being bringing out and catering to the animalistic side of the fans.

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
I seriously can't get over seeing commercials during a loving PPV

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Cardboard Box posted:

the redditaker

Mi'lady Abigail

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

Why is this happening again?

Because life is pain

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

Isn't he also like super best friends with Dean?

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OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
i got this for free and i still feel like I overpaid

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