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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I Love My Axe posted:

My friend's face-swapping app went terribly, horribly wrong.



The little smile on the wheel in the back makes it.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
that Finn and Jake photoset bugs me because he chose to be the character who DIDN'T have unnaturally long limbs.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ToxicSlurpee posted:

There are actually a few actors that have made careers out of the fact that they have weird genetic defects that make them look all creepy and weird. There's one guy that basically looks like a goblin.



There is no makeup involved. The guy genuinely looks like that. He isn't an A-list actor but the main thing that gets him work is that his resume includes "looks really loving weird." Apparently in most of his appearances they don't put makeup on him they just put him in front of a camera and that's that. His name is Michael Berryman, by the way.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Berryman

You've probably seen him in at least one movie.

Then there's the very recently deceased Robert Z'Dar:



The man had the ultra rare condition Cherubism, where the lower half of his face just slowly expanded as he aged (it was painless from what wikipedia tells me). He got a lot of work in spite of this.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

LoonShia posted:

It's like a catcher's mitt with eyes!

I, like most sites that reported his obit last month, was prudent and didn't post pictures of him at his worst. Do yourself and his memory a kindness and don't gis him...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

The first one is from the remake of Amityville Horror, the second was from I want to say a universal studios haunted house halloween attraction, I want to say themed around the legend of La Llorna. And I'm pretty sure the third is Mama again.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Eyes are the coolest, weirdest things.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

It was trained on an image set with lots of dogs. It has also been trained on image sets with lots of buildings.

The ones that see eyes everywhere are the creepiest. They need to start adding more and more possible surreal algorithms. Like, seeing skulls everywhere or bugs or something.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

FreudianSlippers posted:

Horse meat is good, foal meat is fantastic.

Everyone keeps saying this to the point where I feel like I have to try it some time in my life to judge for myself. Like everyone says horse is worlds better than cow, but it's a "cute" animal so we don't like to eat them here in the US. I've heard firsthand reports that dog tasted pretty good too.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The dog report wasn't online. I worked in a korean dry cleaners and one day was palling around with the boss' college age son who was telling me about a planned trip to Korea and how he'd been before. Eating dog again was one of the things he most looked forward to. I was also told that that these dogs are treated like livestock, not pets.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
son of a bitch hehe. That warning would have done me better five minutes ago. *nervous laughs*

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I swear, the more times you let the light swoop, the more sinister each face gets.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jeremy_X posted:

I wonder if you could grab his oil sacks and slap him in the back of the head.

Look at that face man, if you tried it, he'd probably grab your rear end cheeks and slap you in the back of the head with them :ohdear:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Why you should always stick to "No More Tears" formula for your kids' bathtimes.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Hospital squatter or the ghost of christmas past? You decide! :ohdearsass:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
It showed up as a trending headline on facebook the other day...it just said authorities confirmed it was some ply wood with lights strung around it.

Well that cleared that up...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I would like for someone to set up an interview with the new artist, and then the two of them just stare in silence for several, uncomfortable minutes, until finally, exasperated, the interviewer says "What the poo poo man?!"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
We're talking about scary stories we read as kids now? Sounds good to me.

When I was a kid I got this book from the school library that was an anthology of horror stories by Jane Yolen. One that stuck with me was about a teen babysitter, where the two kids she babysits have a weird ritual where they have to do this little turn around dance, touching the doorknobs along their hallway before going to bed each night. She humors them and is their sitter enough that the ritual becomes muscle memory for her. One night a dude in a gorilla mask breaks into the house, and it's fairly clear he intends on doing terrible things to her, likely sexual. As she's running from him, she automatically does the doorknob touches without thinking, but of course he doesn't. And then the house rather graphically eats the man right in front of her, blob-style.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Wedemeyer posted:

I'm going to guess this one? http://janeyolen.com/works/things-that-go-bump-in-the-night/ It mentions the 'The Babysitter' story. William Sleator is also in that book, and I remember he had some interesting sci fi stories too. Man, I'd love to get some ebooks of these since they're all out of print :(

If it's not that one, maybe something from this list would ring a bell: http://janeyolen.com/works/category/anthologies/

Yeah, that's the book. Found it in my school library. That image of the leaves forming a menacing clawed hand stuck with me too.

I think I remember another story from it about this chubby teen who decides to diet and exercise and really lose weight, and his favorite cereal is some frosted chocolate mess with a mascot that was like a sugar loaded version of the green corn flakes rooster. One day after lots of hard work and payoff, he slips and buys a box of it from the grocery store. That night in the kitchen, the rooster comes alive and attacks him painfully grabbing his stomach and screaming mad at him, force feeding him the cereal. He thinks in the morning it all was a nightmare, but then sees his bloated, scratch-covered and bleeding stomach...

That's the kind of story that would give kids complexes...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
How do basking sharks "filter" their food? They appear to have the second biggest, widest, most accommodating mouth in nature...




#1 would be your mama

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah that sheen is just the carmelization of the baste. Sheesh, it's like you've never cooked for Squidmas or something.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

That is definitely a Five Nights at Freddy's thing.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I like the cut of your jib Inzombiac

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

DandyLion posted:

You leave my family out of this rear end in a top hat!

I would but they're the ones who keep going into it!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Wedemeyer posted:

Night Mind can go off the rails sometimes, and not in a good way. I skipped around in that longass explaination video for everymanhybrid, and they were on a solid ten or so minutes about how the fictional universe of EMH intersects with ours and holy gently caress duuuude that's so spooky and wild!! It was pretty unnecessary. Same goes for the bit where they keep reiterating how many hours of footage is involved with the 'This house has people in it' video. Not to mention they're kind of racist.

Yeah, I'd never heard of him before and watched the whole "This House" video today. He spends way too much time talking about "horse apples" despite them having pretty much a second's connection, and not even in the main video. I mean, I guess I also understand the whole clay eating thing as also being a holistic medicine approach, but still, he's grasping at straws sometimes. Is there anyone that has a better breakdown out there?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Perestroika posted:

Speaking of:


Just a remind, no matter how big he gets his muscles, it will never make up for how tiny his dick is.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I once :airquote: accidentally :airquote: clicked on this one gay porn link where one guy had injected so much saline in his wanger that the other guy was able to literally gently caress it. It was like he had a friggin fleshlight strapped to his crotch or something.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Not the clip I was talking about, the one I saw wasn't quite that bad, and it was an actual porn scene as I described, not an interview with a guy.

artist's rendition of "accidentally clicked on": :fap:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
When I was a kid we'd vacation down in Cocoa Beach, FL, and I swear there was a bus stop bench there that had Pogo on it-by name-endorsing like, some real estate company or something. And it was there for years after Gacy became famous.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Indian Elephant Man?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

there wolf lmao posted:

That looks like it itches a lot. Pretty amazing how they develop their antlers though.

Oh yes, hunters look for areas deer have scratched the hell out of with their heads as sign of buck territory. Cause they do it constantly.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I'm so over the whole "Lego are the worst things to step/land on pain wise" internet idea. Like, in the case of that wrestling thing, I'm far more impressed when the more standard thumbtacks come out, but people treat that match like it's much worse.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Rangpur posted:

Shoebills can tuck in their long necks by curling their spine so that it bends outward from their mouth.



This has become my go-to 'nature is loving crazy' fact to share with people.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
If there's life after death, I'm rubbing my ghost-junk on everything.

everything.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I would like to know what actually is going on here

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

I can't tell if it's the child that's passed on or the father/grandfather. Maybe he looks super-stern because he's trying not to break down since you had to sit still for a long time for photos back then.

:smith:

The awkward posing makes me think the child. Though the freaky eyes make me suspect it's possibly both.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Pictured: Two not-dead girls.



Dead bodies aren't dummies, nor can they support their own weight. The discoloration effect on the girl's hands occurs because the flash didn't light the subject evenly.

Honestly I think these girls are alive too. The creepy eyes look drawn on, perhaps as an early 'shop to correct the blur effect.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Buff Skeleton posted:

The Army of the Dead finally picked up some speed

Username/Av/Post combo here.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

salty fries make me cry posted:

If I had one of these taken out of me I would absolutely ask to keep it in a jar. It's usually a partially formed twin that doesn't get noticed until way later, I think? I hope they don't just form in people randomly.

Is it theoretically possible for a teratoma to form with enough brain matter to have its own low level thought processes? I assume it's just randomly distributed stem cells and wouldn't actually work.

well iirc, some tumors are teratomas, so yes they do form spontaneously at times. Like your cancer cells just decide "hey I think I'll grow some teeth in this lung. For fun."

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Nuebot posted:

In a million years aliens will be wondering why so many skeletons are found with their hands poised almost ritualistically above their pelvises.

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