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A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS
Oh Christ, it's ge cafe :gonk:. Quick, someone post the shower Dildo incident.

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A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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To quote our lovely Zach Parsons: "Your poison womb is making heaven too loving crowded."

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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Good loving god. I sure hope somebody was merciful and killed it right after that photo was taken.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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peter gabriel posted:

It is the skull of Sarah Jessica Parker have some respect please

I'm sorry but the snout is far too narrow.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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It's almost as if Beksinski was a brony...

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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Say Nothing posted:

Brony paints pony... with own blood.



Huh. I've got that same facial expression right now.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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It's... it's going to get hosed, isn't it? :gonk:

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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joat mon posted:


This little guy was guarding an old player piano I was disassembling.

I hope you kept it.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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That's Gacy reincarnated.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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I know that he had a few different clown personas, but I really don't know if that was one of them. However, with that crazy rear end blood-splattered mouth pattern I am more than willing to bet that it is. No honest-to-goodness clown puts that on and thinks "oh yes, this will definitely delight the children!"

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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She must be fun in bed.

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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whiteyfats posted:

Um, you are aware poo poo isn't totally painless, even in fake rear end pro wrasslin', right?

*woosh*

A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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Rough Lobster posted:

Blading sounds like a grand way to contract HIV from the other sweaty, bearded, steroid-needle slamming men who work in wrestling.

Staph infections are far more common. Not necessarily from blading, but from grabbing sweaty, bearded, steroid-needle slamming men who work in wrestling in general.

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A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

Here's to ya, JACKASS

This is a monster that not even Beksinski could have painted.

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A TURGID FATSO
Jan 27, 2004

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Some years back I was at a gas station in the middle of the night going back home and it was COVERED in what I now suspect were mayflies. The sounds of them crunching under my car was audible as I pulled in and you couldn't step anywhere without destroying them. It smelled like a rotting swamp.

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