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Cyberball 2072 posted:If there is one bit of Eu that Doesnt make me cringe it's Star Wars Tales, in fact thats all I want from any star wars EU, anthology style random short stories about the crazy rear end universe, not more crap like Quinlan Vas; badass Jedi, more badass than Johnny 5 Aces himself. tag and bink are pretty cool, two bumbling rebels just trying to cover their own asses and brushing shoulders with all the power players in the universe in the process
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2015 11:40 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:00 |
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if anyone doesnt want to bother going looking for the poster
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2015 13:17 |
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that's fuckin dumb
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2015 03:19 |
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William Bear posted:You get the feeling that at some point in the EU, authors just made species via mad libs. well yeah, but with any extended universe this big that's just a givin
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2015 06:57 |
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bogans are roughly australia's equivalent of hicks or rednecks
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 00:20 |
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Acne Rain posted:i can just imagine in 20 years, they start making episodes 10-12 and they have to declare that this EU is noncanon too but they're still making another and the audience of these movies are young enough that they've grown up with this EU and get upset that they aren't canon, but not only that but this cycle starts happening EVERY 20 years of trashing the last EU, getting a new one, and no one learning anything here's a little thing about how star wars is immortal http://uproxx.com/movies/2015/10/how-star-wars-ends/
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 00:20 |
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i was just talking with some friends about the new star wars film and had a sudden realisation. if we go by what are apparently the galactic standard naming conventions for clones in the star wars universe, perhaps finn is a clone of a jedi named fin!?
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2015 04:47 |
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Shalebridge Cradle posted:Oh bullshit you almost had with your goddamnit
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# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 22:52 |
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hey if lightsabers cut straight through anything how come whenever someone gets stabbed with one they seem to manage to get suuported by it like they would with a sword
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2015 06:02 |
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for all the talk of how stupid spinning in lightsaber fights in the prequels is, i'm watching the despecialised edition of an new hope and maybe episode v because a friend wants me to go see episode 7 tomorrow evening and even in a new hope during the fight with vader obi wan does a spinny move
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 11:02 |
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rey was mad flipping out about meeting Han solo, THE smuggler pilot so I think it's fair to say she had some hero worship going on too and had just found out that legends die just the same as everyone else. I thought it was a nice differentiating touch that rey knew him as a smuggler but Finn knew him, through his imperial upbringing, as a general of the rebellion
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2015 22:57 |
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Dr. Lariat posted:This is the true beauty of this thread, anytime someone says something, everyone else says "gently caress, that's too dumb to be true" but then they look it up and it's true. Every time. gungans play a sport called gulliball
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# ¿ Dec 24, 2015 04:51 |
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I hope they called her captain phasma as a setup to call the next one "The Phasma Menace"
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2015 23:13 |
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Dr. Lariat posted:I present to you the ANH "Mary Sue/Marty Stu" rewrite. For the writer who thinks Luke is too human and relatable and should've been as perfect, plastic and flawless as Rey. Because boys need role models who are superior to themselves in every way. lmao
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 04:55 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:how many force sensitive whales (literally whales) have been in the EU theres 9 different kinds of animal the get turned up when you search for whale, you'll have to be more specific do you mean the naboo whale, which jar jar binks hunted with his father, george, on an old-timey sailboat
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 01:45 |
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oh god fuckin DAMNIT "george r. binks" is just a loving pun on jar jar binks gently caressHillary Clintons Thong posted:I was just thinking basically a planet of earth like whales. well everything in star wars happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away i think you'll find, which is why everything on the wiki, including breasts, chairs, tables, etc, is referred to in past tense. ergo, whales do not exist
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 01:49 |
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this isn't from wookipedia this is from the bigger luke wiki
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 02:06 |
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same
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 03:06 |
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thats all bullshit he just got drunk in a bar and got into a fight
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 04:47 |
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Darth_Millennial bloody millennials
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2016 05:39 |
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Germstore posted:poodoo means fodder not poop; I'm starting to question your credentials congratulations on being more fluent in some bullshit star wars language, your prize is judgement
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 14:39 |
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in their defence, they at least chose good planets to hide on. who would have thought that an ancient sage who had been living in luxury for god knows how long would go live in a backward rear end swamp, or that obi wan would have gone and hung out on the planet where the biggest failure of his life began
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2016 14:49 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 18:00 |
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McDragon posted:I think I read somewhere that everything is past tense because it's a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, but that could have been a joke. You can never tell. this is the best part of the star wars wiki, its hilarious slavish devotion to pretending that the star wars universe is actually a real thing Hillary Clintons Thong posted:yeah but I mean a chair is a loving chair. A chair is something that a humanoid sits in regardless of the time period. Idk. I guess the fact that there is an article about loving chairs bothers me more than tensing. I wonder what kind of drama goes on behind the scenes with wookipedia editors. but there's no proof that chairs exist in the future of the far past! what if the galaxy ends the day after -insert latest ever event to have occurred in star wars-
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