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what happened to that thread dedicated to goons reading and reviewing loving horrible star wars EU books and comics?
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 06:43 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 08:33 |
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Neurosis posted:and from what i have read in discussions on here whenever anyone like matthew woodring stover tried adding nuance to the sith and a little moral ambiguity an order came down from on high to keep it as simple good vs evil as possible why don't the writers just tell george lucas to go gently caress himself and write what they want like why is george THAT involved in dumb glorified fan-fiction
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2014 17:32 |
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Blistex posted:That loving Jedi droid has convinced me that there is no limit to EU content. What other inconceivable poo poo is out there? http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Abominor
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 04:00 |
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Blistex posted:So one of those had the hots for 3PO? no, like the rest of the EU it's just terrible
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# ¿ Nov 25, 2014 04:25 |
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what about the endor holocaust basically some dude theorized that endor and all the ewoks would have been destroyed by all the debris from the death star being blown up in it's atmosphere so someone said no it got sucked into a wormhole so we can keep selling teddy bear merchandise http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Endor_Holocaust
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 05:00 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:it's been mentioned already like 10 times in this thread kid. It's the top post of the last page in fact i'm sorry
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2014 09:19 |
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TOILETLORD posted:What is their SA username? SuperMechagodzilla
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 06:18 |
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Woolie Wool posted:I wonder if that ridiculous stereotypical drug dealer with the stupid name from Episode II has an EU backstory. he completely rethought his life and then did the exact same thing
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 07:02 |
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Woolie Wool posted:What? You expect Star Wars to actually stick to its own plot progression and not endlessly rehash the same plot over and over again? Surely you jest. There's going to be wars between the heroic Jedi and space democracy with X-Wings one one side and the evil Dark Side empire of doom with TIE Fighters on the other until the heat death of the Star Wars universe. They won't let any of the main characters retire, nothing ever gets better, the war never ends, it's the same. loving. story over and over and over and over again. Even the Usury Bong were just a substitute empire to drop into the basic Star Wars structure. can someone explain the u-tsang vong for me or whatever the gently caress they're called because they seem really stupid and nobody has really gone into why
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 07:21 |
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i still have no idea what the gently caress they are and i've just had it explained starwarsEU.txt
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 07:35 |
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but if the good guys won and nothing changed why did they even bother writing a story about them what's the point of the EU if there's no consequences at all ever
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2014 07:37 |
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i'll never figure out in my lifetime why george lucas felt this was essential to return of the jedi jedi is already suffering from a lot of dumb stuff and this was the scene he needed to add, it boggles my mind
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 14:28 |
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Bonzo posted:You mean like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj23dwWHukY&t=110s the best part about this is that it manages to pull off a better lightsaber fight than the prequels
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 17:15 |
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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:bib fortuna george lucas came up with this name at a seafood restaurant
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 00:33 |
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empire at war still had the best space battles in any star wars game ever except maybe the x-wing series
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 01:16 |
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david... posted:I remember nearly melting my pc trying to play a mod that redid all the ship models to scale including the super star destroyer... those mods were always hilarious because the engine itself couldn't handle a ship size over a certain limit. you'd get these massive ships that would sort of turn aimlessly in random directions and barely ever respond to where you actually wanted it to go
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 01:53 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:Sounds like they should have just made everything else smaller instead really, most of the dumb ships were all EU stuff anyway so the only one that actually worked properly and was worth using was the executor
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# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 12:09 |
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blowfish posted:carack cruisers i mean the gently caress off huge ships that broke the game engine like, some mods made the arc hammer absolutely enormous and it just completely broke it's pathing and made it useless Hefty Leftist fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Dec 8, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 8, 2014 12:43 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Did this mod happen to be called Phoenix Rising? Because goddamn if that isn't the spergiest game mod I have ever seen. Every single mentioned planet in its canonical position on the Galactic Map, every ship to scale, and it took three hours to research a basic Star Destroyer. it was probably something like that, yeah. i found the best mod was by those german steiner guys, at least back then it seemed pretty awesome
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 06:49 |
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Weird BIAS posted:hmmm sounds too racist... hmmm how about Darth Naggerstompa68? Naggerstompa66
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 13:54 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:No the best mod is and always will be Absolute Corruption 2.4. It "fixes" ground combat by providing you with multiple fuckoff troops that can kill entire maps from your spawn point if you don't feel like slogging it out. I always loaded up a ton of ATAT MK2s and Dark Troopers and let them go to town. the german guys did steiner's advanced units and awakening of the rebellion, from what i remember they were really solid even though there was a bunch of EU stuff in them
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 15:15 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Thrawn's Revenge, Absolute Corruption 2.4, and Republic at War are all pretty good. i gotta admit, out of these three thrawn's revenge actually looks really good
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# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 19:09 |
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thank you, sheev
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 02:09 |
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it's a good thing the new movies are going to kill the EU forever unless the new movies are terrible themselves
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 02:30 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:Kreia's beef with the Force in KOTOR 2 isn't really about the Force as it is about Fate. She wants to kill Fate because she cannot stand the idea of being enslaved to some higher power. In that way, she embraces the Dark Side sense of freedom from responsibilities, but she doesn't follow the Dark Side's dogmatic code either. rando calrissian should have been in KOTOR 2 as lando's ancestor who gives long, unskippable speeches about kreia's genius
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 03:07 |
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kingcom posted:I think you just justified all your postings. hey man, empire at war is some serious poo poo
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 04:32 |
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gohuskies posted:Kreia can come off a little South Park sometimes - both sides suck! - but if you read the game as a whole, it tells a bit more of a story. do those red emperor guard guys get the EU 'i'm a super bad rear end and connected to everything' treatment?
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 08:25 |
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why are star wars fans so much worse and convoluted than all the others
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 09:55 |
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is there a darth akimbo that uses two lightsabers
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2014 14:32 |
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Frog-dog doobie
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 04:39 |
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speaking of the battle of yavin, what happened to the enormous imperial fleet that was attacking the rebels? surely the rebel ships didn't blow them all up, they straight up say they can't take them all. maybe the death star explosion also blew up the imperial fleet? ROTJ was kind of bad when you think about it, the only really good part is the emperor confrontation and final duel. people should have seen the prequels coming, honestly
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:32 |
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Otisburg posted:pro click, by the way oh, and jabba's palace? it's actually an ancient monastery for a group of monks that put their brains into jars and worship them because they're really good thinkers
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:34 |
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Frostwerks posted:rotj really wasnt that bad. in fact, it was p good it's a decent movie that has good parts and bad parts, but at least it makes sense plot-wise. the pacing is a bit poo poo with the ewok stuff going on and on, and the story really isn't all that original, but it's a satisfying conclusion to the original trilogy Otisburg posted:didn't they just sent literally one unsupported death star? i rewatched this movie yesterday because of this thread and the imperial fleet does show up. the emperor orders them not to engage so he can blow poo poo up with the death star, according to the admiral dude on the executor. the rebel fleet engages them and then they move away once the death star run is over, so maybe the fleet is just blown up with the death star explosion Hefty Leftist fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Dec 15, 2014 |
# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:43 |
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Otisburg posted:what i don't get about the mission on endor is this: because george wanted an overly long ewok exposition that takes forever to get through
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:50 |
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maybe george will digitally add in a camouflaged C3PO into return of the jedi and dub in him constantly complaining about it
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 05:58 |
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the worst part about the EU is that infects the actual movies, so you can't watch it without noticing the stupid secondary characters that have been turned into heroes like that stupid idiot on bespin with the ice cream machine. he's not just a secondary character anymore, he's an idiot with a loving ice cream machine that SAVED THE UNIVERSE. or when you watch the death star run, suddenly an image of IG-88 pops into your head and you think 'god loving drat it now i'm remembering that stupid IG-88 story about him plugging into the death star or something' this thread is a curse
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 06:24 |
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SaltLick posted:http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood death to the EU
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 06:33 |
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it can always get worsequote:The B'omarr Order, which consisted of the B'omarr Monks, was a mysterious religious order that moved to the planet Tatooine around 700 BBY. The B'omarr believed that cutting themselves off from all physical sensation would further their studies, and allow them to ponder the galaxy and achieve enlightenment. When a monk became enlightened, his brain was removed through a special procedure, and was placed in a nutrient-filled jar. The brains were held in very high regard by the lower, embodied monks, who saw to their every need, though the brains rarely did anything other than think and wonder. When they did need to travel around their monastery on Tatooine, the brains were transferred into specially modified BT-16 perimeter droids. lmao
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 06:41 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:So ive been thinking, and i devised the weapon that Darth Rainbow shall wield. not mine
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 14:00 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 08:33 |
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Yolomon Wayne posted:YES, just with rainbow colors!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2014 15:01 |