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- Dead Reckoning
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Mostly because the Peace Corps and Foreign Service never gave them YouTube videos of fighter jets doing loops and foreigners getting smoked with weapons other countries have laws against. It's hard to do four ship flyovers of NASCAR races in an aid convoy.
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Dec 2, 2014 08:00
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- A CRAB IRL
- May 6, 2009
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If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea
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We deserve elevation above all over veterans of other wars. Are you loving kidding me? Revolutionary war soldiers had a legit cause to fight. Civil war soldiers were mostly drafted in the north if they were too poor to avoid it. The black soldiers obviously had some buy-in, too. WWII? We saved the loving world. Vietnam? Did you see the memorial they built into the divot left by the giant cross those guys drag around?
Sorry buddy. My generation of veterans are the best. We served for a cause so pointless that the administrations had to cut the dicks off a series of generals and pentagon types to keep going with the charade. We had our felonies waived, our ADD waived, our tattoos overlooked; we enlisted for five- and six-figure bonuses and graduate school, and absurdly pumped-up GI bill benefits; we had an entire country throw a shitfit at SecDef Rummy to give us sweet-16 MRAP for cruising down Baghdad drive; never before has a nation sent 18 year old chaplains assistants and air force intel POGs to war with M4s three-point-slung behind their backs with every slot on the picatinny used. And liveblogged the entire thing throughout - every pissed-on Afghan corpse, dog parade in Abu Ghraib, the mountains of female service member pussy getting slain on the daily in Bagram, Jalalabad, Anaconda and whatever other loving Iraq bases there were; we came home to clapping old people and free drinks, parades in our honors while crippled WWII vets saluted our comfy asses. gently caress you, man, this was the stupidest set of wars fought in our lifetime and we did it anyway. We're the greatest. There was no point to any of it, yet we went, complaining the whole way, killing ourselves by the dozens before, during and after; claimed VA benefits after med discharges in basic and AIT. If we aren't god's chosen race, who is?
My favourite GIP post
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Dec 5, 2014 03:40
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- Nostalgia4ColdWar
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Good people deserve good things.
Till someone lets the winter in and the dying begins, because Old Dark Places attract Old Dark Things.
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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Dec 5, 2014 05:47
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- Godholio
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Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
Book forward.
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Dec 5, 2014 07:28
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- tyler
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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Dec 5, 2014 08:25
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- Syrian Lannister
- Aug 25, 2007
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Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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Dec 5, 2014 14:29
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- Zeris
- Apr 15, 2003
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Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
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I gotta save it somewhere so I can post it on facebook next vet's day.
Pls reference so I can put it on my CV thanks in advance
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Dec 5, 2014 16:55
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- Time Crisis Actor
- Apr 28, 2002
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by Hand Knit
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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Dec 6, 2014 11:17
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- Fister Roboto
- Feb 21, 2008
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
Make this the mouseover text, somehow.
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Dec 6, 2014 12:13
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- Victor Vermis
- Dec 21, 2004
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WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
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I was making the same point but 50FA did it without the Sorkin crutch.
And I respect that.
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Dec 6, 2014 12:28
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- Panzeh
- Nov 27, 2006
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"..The high ground"
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
But in the end you're still a welfare queen.
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Dec 6, 2014 13:31
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- Victor Vermis
- Dec 21, 2004
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WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
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But in the end you're still a welfare queen.
It's not welfare.
It's blood money.
Cuntface.
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Dec 6, 2014 14:09
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- Zeris
- Apr 15, 2003
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Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
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I finally got around to reading the wall of text. It's pretty good 10/10 would read again.
Pls sticky it at the top of GBS.
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Dec 6, 2014 14:46
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- The Stygian
- Feb 7, 2007
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Exeggutor?
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I love 50FA.
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Dec 6, 2014 17:04
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- Fister Ardennes
- Apr 25, 2008
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War is not the answer but it sure is fun
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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Dec 6, 2014 17:33
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- redneck nazgul
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Someone do a reading of that post and dub it over George C. Scott's monologue in Patton.
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Dec 6, 2014 18:21
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- Last Buffalo
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Someone recite this wall of text while sitting in a jail cell after drunkenly groping a woman at a big box store.
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Dec 6, 2014 18:49
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- US Berder Patrol
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oorah
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I finally got around to reading the wall of text. It's pretty good 10/10 would read again.
Pls sticky it at the top of GBS.
same
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Dec 6, 2014 19:49
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- Helldump Immunity.
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Fuck you
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Someone do a reading of that post and dub it over George C. Scott's monologue in Patton.
With the Patton theme song quietly playing in the background.
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Dec 6, 2014 23:00
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- Zeris
- Apr 15, 2003
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Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
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I did a lovely reading, if someone wants to give it a listen and edit in the other stuff, then cool, PM me
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Dec 6, 2014 23:49
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- Rekinom
- Jan 26, 2006
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~ shady midair gas hustler ~
~ good hair ~
~ colt 45 ~
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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This thread almost made me call my career counselor for another 6 year contract.
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- Booblord Zagats
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
New GiP mouse over text, please
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- Kaiju Cage Match
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
Beautiful. 
New GiP mouse over text, please
Worth crashing the forums over, I guess.
Kaiju Cage Match fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Dec 8, 2014
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- the dad farm
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what is a venerate?
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Dec 8, 2014 23:53
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- the dad farm
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well we get that because tbqh she aint a lady unless she's 280 and works for a cab company in jville
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she aint a lady unless she's 280
idk if this rhymed on purpose but lmbo
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well we get that because tbqh she aint a lady unless she's 280 and works for a cab company in jville
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It isn't just a saying, it is a way of life.
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Because in your hearts you know one basic loving truth.
Even the most scummy, 13-year old loving, hide in the conex, anime watching, non-bathing lowest ranking piece of poo poo among us...
Is better than 90% of you.
So you venerate us before we realize that 90% of you produce nothing but a whining droning noise, accomplish nothing more than eating food we wrested from lovely brown countries by eradicating anyone who would stand up to the corporations that feed, clothe, house, and give you some semblance of a reason to keep existing.
Even if it's making some mud-person's head into a canoe while he pisses on himself because he got caught and found out he isn't the Billy Badass he thought he was, that scumbag private has done more for the world than all your blogging, tweeting, working at loving Wal-Mart, trading stocks, or screwing over minimum wage workers will ever do.
Hell, the loving mud-person did more than 90% of you civilian scumbags ever will. He at least had the guts to go out and try to make a difference, and at least the poo poo he filled his drawers with when that bullet showed him that Allah doesn't give a poo poo either can be used to make flowers to put on his family's graves after we airstrike them and laugh about it.
Go ahead, keep screaming "gently caress THE GOVERNMENT/CORPORATIONS/MILITARY/POLICE!" from in your nice homes, built with illegal immigrant sweat from nations that know not to gently caress with Uncle Sugar before he lets loose his hordes of screaming killers that will blow everything up. Keep using the internet, designed to allow universities to share datasets on chemical weapons and keep the MAD program intact, on computers originally made by IBM to drop loving battleship rounds on lovely slant eyed fucks and goose stepping poo poo eaters, to scream about injustice and problematic bullshit that nobody gives a poo poo in 80% of the world because you're shoving their loving food into your fat gaping hamburger eating device and wearing clothing made by their children under the watchful eye of gun toting mercs that make sure they don't steal a single scrap of cloth for only a tiny bit of their mud-people money a week.
At least we're honest, and you know it. We've got the decency to shoot a motherfucker in the face, and laugh at the fact that he's too goddamn dumb to get down and just screams to his goat-god right before we put so many holes in him we can see daylight through him. You just keep his family alive and work them to death while you mash the keyboard with your fat loving fingers and complain that the police that keep the undesirables out of your neighborhood shot some dipshit who thinks fighting with the cops is a good idea.
That's why you venerate us.
So we don't realize just what kind of loving ignorant spoiled little parasites you little shitstains are, and how you're even less than the loving mud-dwelling child marrying gibbering retard that we shot in the guts and then stood there and watched him die because it was funny.
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