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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


I'm not really sure what's going on here

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

ianskate posted:

Are these your interests, too? :lol:


Something tells me he needs practice with a few of the above.

my interests include another famous high school alumna:

yowza

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Lenses with such fast apertures are reserved for the guy who helped NASA fake the moon landing.

Also, stupid camera aperture tats should be reserved for the goatse man.

it took him a lot of work to dilate to 2.8

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Helen Highwater posted:

He sent me a message on Facebook then blocked me.



jokes on him. people who shove cameras up asses make a lot of money.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

murk posted:

I can see how it would come off as amateurish listing settings. I am still very much learning, so personally I find it useful when they are listed.

:yossame:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


lol what?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Helen Highwater posted:

He seems incapable of holding a camera level.

When you're out taking photos with film from lomography that's purposefully designed to look defective, holding the camera level is going completely against your aesthetic.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

i looked up both of those books (in incognito mode) and neither look like porno mags. this tony namour guy just wanted to learn how to shoot naked ladies, nothing wrong with that right?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

the best erotic photography is shot in cold weather using a spray hose against park toilets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuqYt3EK-A4&t=494s

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

unpacked robinhood posted:

This guy looks like he has gigantic rear end/thighs

He's got something unfortunate going on...

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

nmfree posted:

According to him, he had a very goony physique, then lost a bunch of weight, but his hips/thighs didn't get the memo. He's very sensitive about it.

Poor fella. At least he gets to see a lot of tits in his career, so life's not all bad eh?

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rio posted:

Literally shaking that headdresses are being used as fashion accessories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z04S3wowUSo&hd=1
:piaa:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

rio posted:

Is that sonic the hedgehog flying around to a Chinese cranberries cover band with the lead singer wearing a Native American headdress because if so that is extremely my poo poo.

let me blow ur mind with this vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUz9xCTOPRw&hd=1

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

unpacked robinhood posted:



Yes it says paroloride with film

well he's not lying

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Kilometers Davis posted:

This guy is loving hilarious but also making a living off of hanging out with naked models in the specific genre of "weird hot" all day so what I'm saying is that I'm a complete failure.

man it sure is weirdly hot on this roof

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


That is nasty.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Frobbe posted:

i'll leave you with this comment from the now deleted petapixel article


lol republicans booze as much as everyone else

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

EL BROMANCE posted:

Of course they do, but it's the viewpoint that nobody else should be. See also: sex with men in public toilets.

an issue near and dear to el bromance's heart

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

mAlfunkti0n posted:

I think a book entitled "what I see" by Stevie Wonder would have better images.

I'd buy this. Even if all of the pages were black.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

big scary monsters posted:

I thought Stevie Wonder was dead so it doesn't surprise me to find out that he's not blind either.

You're mixing him up with Ray Charles, you racist.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Love the two extremes.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Helen Highwater posted:

She's a fattie so we'll have her stuffing her face with burgers. A creative decision that someone thought was a good idea.

when life gives you a lemon of a model. take her to mcdonalds!

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

8th-snype posted:

Also goons should probably not make fun of moderately overweight high school students *looks pointedly at ur yearbook*

I'll have u know i was made fun for being scrawny and underweight. :colbert:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Magic Hate Ball posted:

I like the pre-made bokeh background.

me too

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

:btroll:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

change my name posted:

If you're building a 10,000 dollar kit, why not just spend the extra 50-100 bucks a day to rent the lenses you want to try out?

Why do that when you can abuse return policies?

I feel like I've seen youtube camera/lens reviews where they mention they are going to return the stuff after they are done with their video.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

xzzy posted:

People with ten thousand dollars to burn on a hobby they're probably bad at tend to act Iike the world exists to serve them.

I've probably burned 10k on photography poo poo over the years. I'm definitely no good at it. :sigh:

akadajet fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Aug 1, 2017

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Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

I'm still trying to figure out how he'd capture that phenomenon with a still image. :confused:

It's called a long exposure. :rolleye:

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Helen Highwater posted:

I got a follow from this guy recently. If you want super-awkward cheesecake in a studio that looks like a dentist's waiting room then this guy has you covered.

:nws: https://www.flickr.com/photos/wpl_productions/ :nws:

he's just straight up shooting porn with local strippers

quote:

Retired programmer now able to pursue another interest I've had for years, photography both photos and video.

Hope I'm not this creepy when I retire.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

Sounds like you're not logged into Flickr

Sounds like it’s better if you aren’t.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

somebody tell him he needs a forums account to fully realize his dream

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I should take pictures for money. Mine are only half as bad as those.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Come see my new exhibit. Living in Quake Full-Bright: Life Without Shadow.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/954176561615441921

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


How does this idiot get any work done without a computer??

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

EL BROMANCE posted:

Theres nothing quite like framing body parts at the edge of a frame in a wide angle shot so it looks like they have hulk hands.

that's not the lens. that's just what she-huck looks like

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

President Beep posted:

Glad he has two phones. One for each hand/ear.

Buy low! Sell high!

Most likely one secure phone for classified discussion, and one phone for unclassified discussion.

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