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Hocus Pocus posted:Can somebody explain to me how people can think this kind of HDR looks good? Because I honestly can't find anything aesthetically pleasing about it. Its oily, blurry, it glows in weird places, the colours are gross, the actual composition is boring, and the perspective seems kind of stretched and hosed up. So what's going on in a person's brain where they can look at this and think "that's beautiful"? The answer to your question is no.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2015 02:24 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:35 |
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KinkyJohn posted:It looks like our friend Bill Barber went on a trip to france and had a loving blast. Consider for a moment if he hadn't done extensive post-processing on those images. Neither is bad as a snapshot, which is all they were clearly intended to be when he took them. And, no one would pause for a split second as they flew past those mundane images. But now, they invoke a much greater emotional impact. Sure, it's all negative, but look, look what he did. Instead of dismissing him as another thousand shot per trip family man, I now hate him intensely.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 15:54 |
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Bill Barber posted:Bugger off. You have validated my very existence.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2016 20:15 |
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mAlfunkti0n posted:Don't forget the argument for Program mode article and the (IMO) awful street photography photos within. At least the comments to that article showed some intelligence.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 14:26 |
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Choicecut posted:You aren't kidding. I just noticed a pedophile that's following me. This dudes pictures are of him doing poo poo in his underwear: Name no picture of a child anything that a search for children will show them. I shoot lots of elementary school kids for birthday headshots. Date only for the name. Too scary, otherwise.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 04:47 |
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HookShot posted:
It's a photo of GRASS you doofus. Look at that sweet bokeh on the bunny. Great, what a snype.
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2016 01:47 |
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I read it and can't help think it sounds like a 14 year old, not a 21 year old. Of course, he is going to Christian college, so there's that.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 20:04 |
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Sorry, I just can't get around the lumpy bra. I have to dispute they're the best photographer, they didn't help their model with her clothing choice very well. Otherwise, A+ would hire them for any shoot of flying fries.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 22:23 |
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Helen Highwater posted:I absolutely wasn't making fun of her weight, I was just commenting on the likely thought process that went into the decision to shoot there with that model. You could make her look feminine and cool or punk and scary or whatever but they went with fast food. Her weight is a legitimate source of criticism, not because she's overweight, but because of the nature of the shoot. Who would care if the same girl had a typically cliched shoot in a field, throwing up daisies? But it's McDonald's and loving French fries.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 13:45 |
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Helen Highwater posted:Well yes, that was the entire point that I was making (apparently not very well). Sorry, I was responding to the other guy, and agreeing with you.
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 18:16 |
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Hey, I actually like this work, but can't find our thread for that. https://www.sapporo-creation.com/
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 13:37 |
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President Beep posted:That’s an oddly specific use. On that budget? Nothing. For that kind of photography you need medium format, minimim.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 03:17 |
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President Beep posted:Slow down, guys. I'm taking notes here. Here you go. https://petapixel.com/2018/04/17/largesense-unveils-worlds-first-single-shot-8x10-digital-camera/
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2018 18:19 |
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The fact that it's only black and white, and only 12 mp, well, why? Why?
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 00:18 |
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xzzy posted:
Jesus, now what am I supposed to do? I've got that burned into my retinas now, and it comes with douche voice included.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 14:31 |
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xzzy posted:
I propose a contest thread of portraits imitating this thing. Bonus points for selfies.
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 01:38 |
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I keep comments because i dont post to any groups (occasionally to the benches group because they seriously like benches, and I find it so innocent). I basically get an occasional comment from one of you guys, or someone who follows me. I ignore invites and badges the rare occasions they occur.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 14:46 |
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rio posted:Large parts of Flickr are total cesspools for a mix of bad photography and fetishes. All photography sites enable the worst of photographers. No exceptions. Either regulate them to death, thereby excluding some great photos that happen to have tits, or live with the fact that a furry photography group will exist on your site.
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2018 17:47 |
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mAlfunkti0n posted:"realistically" This guy lives near me (sort of). I went to his facebook page....they're all HDR tonemapped crap. Oh, and those leaves are green or yellow. That's it, the only two things that occur on them in nature.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2018 19:00 |
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Helen Highwater posted:The very next day he asks if he can meet me at lunchtime because it's an emergency - my office is close to where he lives so he can be there in a few minutes. I go down to the lobby to see wtf. He tells me that the adapter (just a dumb mechanical adapter) is stuck. He can't get it off the camera. I take a look, and he's somehow managed to put it on upside down. It's a super cheap Polish bit of cast metal, but it has the EF/EF-S red dot/white square registration marks on the body side - just like every lens that he's ever attached to his camera - and it has laser etched text on the front that is the right way up when it's mounted properly. By applying a lot more force than I'm really comfortable in using on a $4000 camera that doesn't belong to me, I get it off and explain to him how to mount lenses. He is honestly astonished by this, it had never occurred to him that lenses would only fit one way, or that adapters would fit exactly the same way as lenses do. Apparently he had to hammer it on to make it fit and it didn't occur to him that this was a bad thing. I reached this part prepared to be sympathetic...i have an m42 to fuji adapter, and it can go on wrong, it just won't click into place....so if you put the lens on without looking, it can just not be on right, and i could see someone jamming it too hard to try to get it to engage. Nope, you've got a winner there. If I could offer some small advice? Stop lending him gear.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 12:53 |
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pseudorandom posted:Putting your giant watermark on your crappy photo of someone else's painting. I can only assume people think it's his painting he took a photo of. What else would they be commenting on?
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2018 00:00 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:
Ok, what the gently caress pictures did you take, and how did you tag them?
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 00:05 |
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SMERSH Mouth posted:While I was in the Northernmost of Japan, I realized that the real worst of worst issue of the Sony Alpha E mount and A too is the lens build quality without any proper weather sealing. New forum title?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 11:36 |
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Helen Highwater posted:I too set my black point in the middle of the histogram. Jesus, thank God he did. Do you think this would look better with more detail in the shadows? This way, you can focus on a black point and let the rest fade out of your consciousness like the nightmare it is.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 15:36 |
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Hello Spaceman posted:Do any of y’all have friends/family who say “oh wow beautiful photos you should sell prints”? I have a friend who asked if I could shoot her wedding. Hard no. I told them, a, I'm not equipped for it, b, I'm not experienced at it, and c, even though they like my photos, look at the subjects...animals, kids, landscapes. But, drat, I could do that poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 20:19 |
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He's got some pretty good stuff in his LA liquor store series. He also does commission work both writing and photographing.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 13:33 |
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Nigel Tufnel posted:Baker Street by Lana Pahl / Country Star Photography, on Flickr Terrible photo, but I want to go there and take pictures at that location, because one of the reasons I hate this is I think good opportunity is there.
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# ¿ May 20, 2020 23:40 |
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Thom12255 posted:The fake blur of phone cameras is getting hilarious, it just deletes stuff in the scene. But people still post pictures using it so shame on them. I think what you meant was, "Phone cameras can now do anything an expensive changeable lens camera can do, and we're all photographers now!"
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2020 14:46 |
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https://twitter.com/Apple/status/1293622943725973504?s=19
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 00:41 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:From the cursed images thread: Great. I'll need a pdf instead of a photo to use this to get those hot model chicks.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 16:03 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:35 |
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Thom12255 posted:I'm sure he had a lawyer review that. As a lawyer, let me say, that seems totally legit and will keep him out of jail and he will win every lawsuit. Actually might help him in some rape cases where juries want to punish sluts (surprisingly frequent, and a winning tactic for some defense counsel) but that thing has the legal efficacy of toilet paper. Single ply.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2020 23:25 |