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DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Had beers with the team after work today and then came home and drank a saison brewed by a dude I work with

It was so good

Now I'm just hanging out with my dog, loving life. I've worked 11 days straight but still feels good

DrakeriderCa fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Dec 1, 2014

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DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Untagged posted:

Naming the narcs unit THE WARLOCKS and making t shirts as we speak. Will be for sale on officer dot com asap.

you won't get my money unless there's a cross or st Michael or at least some goddamned Celtic knotwork on there

#thereasonfortheseason #copsforchrist

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

NYPD choked a black guy to death over selling loose cigarettes. Why a cop would even waste his time being a loving revenue collector is beyond me.

f u buddy revenue collection is the best drat job

reasonable and probable grounds? wtf are those you're at the border now spread those cheeks

I still miss those days :smith:

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
exactly

plus since it isn't criminal there are almost always much looser rules about evidence and interviews and search and seizure

if you can turn your brain off and ignore how you aren't really making the world a better place its job satisfaction central

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

I will say, crossing the Canadian border is not something I ever want to repeat.

Sounds like you learned your lesson then

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

That's some sloppy rear end hiring, Cleveland

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Shooting Blanks posted:

The strip clubs were pretty good.

Everything up here is better

It's why we struggle to keep Americans out

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

the brass posted:

it says a lot about the training and professionalism of our police department,” Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo said

an officer makes an exceptional shot that far exceeds his training level that the department provides

the chief makes a public statement essentially assigning all of the credit for the exceptional shot to the training of the agency

no surprises here

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Never mind

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Obviously the solution is to be half socialist like canada so you get the best of both worlds

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Those Ugandans seem pretty legit. We just had sour faced Afghans and white dudes in Afghanistan.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
My wife used to say we didn't need a camera system at our house. Until she joined the neighborhood housewife Facebook group. I guess their emotional fragility and irrational fear mongering finally paid off for me!

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Untagged posted:

Amazing how many people check your car door handles to see if they are unlocked at night.

Yeah, I know. We're in a bedroom community to a larger city, so the majority of our crime is pot sales and popping handles on cars. Most of our lame criminals aren't even motivated enough to break windows.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
I was working a concert once where we were dealing with a woman who was so high or drunk that she passed out and we couldn't revive her, so we called EMS over. They started their process and after a few sternum rubs she started coming to again, but she started struggling against the EMS guys who were trying to help her. These two medics immediately started grappling with her and rolling around as like five cops are standing there watching.

It was such a delicious role reversal that we all stood there and just basked in it for a few seconds before cuffing and shackling her.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Totally privatize and police for profit. Random checkpoints with on-site fine payment in cash or immediate vehicle seizure. Complaints are handled by administrative hearing offices after the payment of a $10,000 complaint fee which is only returned if the complaint is validated. All unions are banned, and officers are paid on commission - a percentage of the ticket revenue and seized property auction proceeds. All police vehicles are rebadged seizures, and each officer provides their own guns. Managers salaries are 100% derived from crime rates from the UCR.

Oh, and it's coolmax polos, ballcaps and external vests all the time.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

All facial hair is encouraged. British weirdos can come too and can carry a sword instead of a gun if they're scared of it.

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
Hell if we're doing wish lists

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

GunForumMeme posted:

Open container is still illegal since I left?




Shaved head + beard = :drat:

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

Branis posted:

Thats why hockey is the superior sport on all levels, and in all nations. We do our fighting on the ice, and sometimes we try to burn vancouver down but I feel like that is within acceptable limits.

:canada: yep

DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!

beanieson posted:

The subject of best cop show comes up like once a month and you motherfuckers still don't know nothing about Hawaii Five-0 smh

You better be talking about the original

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DrakeriderCa
Feb 3, 2005

But I'm a real cowboy!
If you say anything other than Miami Vice, you're broken

http://vimeo.com/33935936

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