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Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
:q:

Helldump Immunity. fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Dec 2, 2014

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Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009
That's not a reflective belt.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011








Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Gonna be that kind of month, eh?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
tis the season brosef

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I need you too hook me up with one of them sweet contractor gigs in a few months*

*turning tricks and smuggling things in my butt are not contractor gigs

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Dead Reckoning posted:

I need you too hook me up with one of them sweet contractor gigs in a few months*

*turning tricks and smuggling things in my butt are not contractor gigs

Once I get my foot firmly back in the door I'll ask for your resume and reestablish the contractor bro network.

until then, chew on this:

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I knew my post was missing something.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010
Hdi is the only one allowed to make the op from now on.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

xaarman
Mar 12, 2003

IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! READ HERE
It's official, 6 month deployment to MacDill AFB. Looking up beach houses now.

RescueFreak
Sep 8, 2013

Enjoy getting through the gate with all the snowbirds.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
Air Force




Warriors




OORAH CHIEF




R U RESILIENT ENUF 2 SURVIVE THE TRIKE?|???




OH poo poo: RIFFFF'D LOL




:negative:




This one's for n4i :wink:




eh gurl u into officers??

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR




NSFW

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011


Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

E4s are my kryptonite :allears:

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

E4s are my kryptonite :allears:

More like copper dude. Easily found and not all that valuable. Also homeless crackheads will totally come pluck that poo poo out your home when you deploy.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
I'm too lazy to go look it up but pretend I posted the resiliency laughing video from Shady J here.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

xaarman posted:

It's official, 6 month deployment to MacDill AFB. Looking up beach houses now.

I'm here now for my 6 months...It's pretty sweet. Parking sux if you work at CENTCOM...Air Force problems!

Watch the lodging rates. There are new rules for deployments over 180 days starting 1 Nov; 55% of per diem. Good thing I got here 25 Oct; full rate bitches!

BULLETKISS fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Dec 5, 2014

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
What the gently caress...does anyone make money on deployments anymore? Has the auto industry started tanking yet?

xaarman
Mar 12, 2003

IRONKNUCKLE PERMABANNED! READ HERE

BULLETKISS posted:

I'm here now for my 6 months...It's pretty sweet. Parking sux if you work at CENTCOM...Air Force problems!

Watch the lodging rates. There are new rules for deployments over 180 days starting 1 Nov; 55% of per diem. Good thing I got here 25 Oct; full rate bitches!

Yeah, the 55% part sucks. Is that for ME&I or does that include the lodging rate too? I can understand the ME&I only, but the lodging is wtf.

Debating buying a little Grom while I'm there for sweet front of the line parking.

On average, how many people go down range?

Do you guys really have Blues Friday?

Where do most guys live?

Is it 24 hour ops or 9-5?

Any other general info to know?

Godholio: Just announced like a week before it went into effect... TDYs 31-180 days get 75% of allowances, and 55% for 181+ days TDY. It's dumb.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

xaarman posted:

Yeah, the 55% part sucks. Is that for ME&I or does that include the lodging rate too? I can understand the ME&I only, but the lodging is wtf.

Debating buying a little Grom while I'm there for sweet front of the line parking.

On average, how many people go down range?

Do you guys really have Blues Friday?

Where do most guys live?

Is it 24 hour ops or 9-5?

Any other general info to know?

Godholio: Just announced like a week before it went into effect... TDYs 31-180 days get 75% of allowances, and 55% for 181+ days TDY. It's dumb.

I read that whole travel reg before I left and from what I understand it's 55% of both lodging and per diem. It makes no sense to me either.

Going down range 100% depends on where you're working. All I can speak is to where I'm working in CENTCOM and there's no chance I'll be sent down range. Working hours depends on your job too. My job is 0800-1700, M-F. I do have to work this Saturday as a building escort for some contractors, but I think that will be rare. I get weekends/holidays just like everyone else. However, my husband was at SOCCENT a couple years ago and he worked 11-12 hr days and weekend duty quite a bit. So if you have a sponsor I'd definitely ask those questions.

People live all over the place, but the ones I know that are close to base (which I recommend because traffic is horrible), are Casa Bella and Jefferson Apts on S. Westshore Blvd. Now, with the drop in lodging I don't know how that will work. They are making bank off military folks right now because they take the max per diem. So they make like $3100 a month off me for an apartment that is normally $1750 (I think). It's fully furnished, has a great cable package, is gated and looks really nice. I'd definitely call them soon and get the scoop on what they'll charge though.

Yes, CENTCOM has blues Friday's. It sucks especially since I have to park far away and walking in heels is not good. I do see some people in ABUs, but I'd say 90% of people wear blues.

Anyway, you can PM me or email at okyots at yahoo dot com if you have more questions.

BULLETKISS fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Dec 5, 2014

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

BULLETKISS posted:

I read that whole travel reg before I left and from what I understand it's 55% of both lodging and per diem. It makes no sense to me either.

You are correct, it is 55% of both lodging and M&IE. The "logic" is that if you are an extended TDY you should be able find an extended stay place that offers reduced rates.

Just FYI, there is language in the revised JTR that states if you aren't able to find lodging within the flat rate restriction (75% or 55%) you can contact the CTO for assistance/to verify that there wasn't any lodging available within the flat rate; your AO can then choose to authorize you up to the full rate for lodging. Still stuck with the flat rate for per diem though.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

iyaayas01 posted:

Just FYI, there is language in the revised JTR that states if you aren't able to find lodging within the flat rate restriction (75% or 55%) you can contact the CTO for assistance/to verify that there wasn't any lodging available within the flat rate; your AO can then choose to authorize you up to the full rate for lodging. Still stuck with the flat rate for per diem though.

"I see there was availability at Extended Stay Crack Homes, why aren't you billeted there?"

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Wild T posted:

More like copper dude. Easily found and not all that valuable. Also homeless crackheads will totally come pluck that poo poo out your home when you deploy.

Just let me have my fantasy, man.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

iyaayas01 posted:

You are correct, it is 55% of both lodging and M&IE. The "logic" is that if you are an extended TDY you should be able find an extended stay place that offers reduced rates.

I get that; with the budget cuts and all, but I'd think that the AF would provide a list of places to stay that fall within the limits. When I got my orders it was 'eh figure it out'.

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

BULLETKISS posted:

but I'd think that the AF would provide a list of places to stay that fall within the limits.

lol how long have you been in?

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

iyaayas01 posted:

lol how long have you been in?

Oh I know they won't but with how much they freak out about money it's more like wishful thinking. I know it's too much to hope for. I've learned that a long time ago.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's not really practical anyway, since hotels raise and lower their prices literally on a daily basis. If they're smart, all the shitholes between the Cannery and Nellis raise their prices 30% when Red Flag approaches.

BULLETKISS
Jul 3, 2003

My boss told me to plan to stay late on Friday so we can decorate the office door for the Holiday Door Decorating Contest. *sigh*

Anyone have ideas of how we should decorate so I'll never get told to do this again? (Not that I'll still be here next year, but these people take decorating way too seriously.)

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

BULLETKISS posted:

My boss told me to plan to stay late on Friday so we can decorate the office door for the Holiday Door Decorating Contest. *sigh*

Anyone have ideas of how we should decorate so I'll never get told to do this again? (Not that I'll still be here next year, but these people take decorating way too seriously.)

"Cum around to the backdoor of Santa's workshop, where naughty boys and girls get presents!" *winking St. Nicholas in furred, red Leather Daddy costume*

Fake edit: Or just put up a giant Menorah cut-out. "When we said 'holiday', there was really one in particular we were thinking of."

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
Buy some Santa, reindeer, and elf figurines and start chopping off limbs and heads then mix and match.

Seconding the Menorah idea.

Or get real nerdy and put pictures of apple pies up then explain what Newton Day is about.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Picture of Mohammed.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Godholio posted:

Picture of Mohammed.

... with a set of those sparkly paper Happy Holidays letters saying, "Eid Mubarak!"

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Godholio posted:

Picture of Mohammed.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

BULLETKISS posted:

My boss told me to plan to stay late on Friday so we can decorate the office door for the Holiday Door Decorating Contest. *sigh*

Anyone have ideas of how we should decorate so I'll never get told to do this again? (Not that I'll still be here next year, but these people take decorating way too seriously.)

You're at CENTCOM, right?

I think that's all that needs to be said about our current "war-fighting" effort.

In that vein I'd go with something ISIS themed for the decor...if you want to get medieval with it, something incorporating black flags and orange jumpsuits. If you want to be a little more meta...



Dead Reckoning posted:

... with a set of those sparkly paper Happy Holidays letters saying, "Eid Mubarak!"

With a couple 107s done up behind it to look like candycanes. It is the traditional way to celebrate the holiday in the region, after all.

iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 05:43 on Dec 9, 2014

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

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Pilot to Gunner
Aug 21, 2009

That's what you get, you get fork stabbed.
That's a reflective belt.

BULLETKISS posted:

My boss told me to plan to stay late on Friday so we can decorate the office door for the Holiday Door Decorating Contest. *sigh*

Anyone have ideas of how we should decorate so I'll never get told to do this again? (Not that I'll still be here next year, but these people take decorating way too seriously.)

Last week someone put up printed pictures of UAVs with mistletoe and photoshopped Santas sitting on them, they've (predictably) been replaced daily with progressively more homoerotic Santas and elves. Which is really where it should have started anyway. Do that. Or just incorporate this image somehow:

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