MNF GDT Jets vs Phins : insert something funny here

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

dophins win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs6oSJsR3BM

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:24

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# ? May 5, 2024 06:26

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

"MNF GDT Jets vs Phins : Trent Dilfer says Phins one of best teams in league"

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:27

Anita Dickinme: Jan 24, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Winkie01 posted:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:27

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

UoI posted:

Cool meme bro

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:28

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

the jets

they're funny

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:28

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

The liberal sports media will tell you there are better teams in the NFL than the Dolphins, but I've compiled some advanced NFL statistics that prove that we are the best team in the NFL.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:28

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Winkie01 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs6oSJsR3BM

This is a very good point.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:35

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

What is this dumb concert bullshit

e: i loving cant stand 'beautiful day'

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:37

Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Quest For Glory II posted:

What is this dumb concert bullshit

e: i loving cant stand 'beautiful day'

I hate to admit but I actually like this song this guy is singing now although I don't know the name. Without you? he says that a lot

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:40

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

gently caress the Hell off U2 and Chris Martin.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:41

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

U2 is bad enough WITH Bono, why make it worse by bringing other assholes on stage

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:41

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

is Bono not a member of u2 anymore?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:42

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Bono suffered one of the more horrific bike crash injuries I've heard.

Dean Lorich, MD posted:

On November 16th, Bono was involved in a high energy bicycle accident when he attempted to avoid another rider. Presented as a Trauma Alert to New York Presbyterian/Weill Cornell�s Emergency Department, his Trauma Work-up at that time included multiple X-rays and CAT scans showed injuries that include:

1. Left facial fracture involving the orbit of his eye.
2. Left scapula (shoulder blade) fracture in three separate pieces.
3. Left compound distal humerus fracture where the bone of his humerus was driven though his skin and the bone was in six different pieces. He was taken emergently to the operating room for a five-hour surgery Sunday evening where the elbow was washed out and debrided, a nerve trapped in the break was moved and the bone was repaired with three metal plates and 18 screws.
4. One day later, he had surgery to his left hand to repair a fracture of his 5th metacarpal.
He will require intensive and progressive therapy, however a full recovery is expected.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:43

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Madcosby posted:

is Bono not a member of u2 anymore?

He broke his arm and his face the other week.

Dude this sounds like poo poo.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:43

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

^^--oh that's it

Madcosby posted:

is Bono not a member of u2 anymore?

He just got in a pretty bad accident or something didn't he?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:43

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

the continued omnipresence of U2 makes me almost want to support AIDS

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:44

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

TubeStank posted:

however a full recovery is expected.

God is dead.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:44

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Look at Chris Martin and realize this man slept with Jennifer Lawrence. Behold, and despair.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:44

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

TubeStank posted:

Bono suffered one of the more horrific bike crash injuries I've heard.

Hospital interns are uploading their garage band albums to his iPod while he's under

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:45

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I'm not saying chris martin killed steve jobs, but he did perform for Steve Jobs and then later Steve Jobs died

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:45

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Petite Dinklage posted:

God is dead.

Hey when this game starts to suck let's post pretty ladies (and dudes if you so choose!) of music again. That was fun.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:46

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I'm not askin questions here, I'm simply providing sentences. Chris Martin played for Steve Jobs and Steve Jobs died

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:46

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Quest For Glory II posted:

I'm not saying chris martin killed steve jobs, but he did perform for Steve Jobs and then later Steve Jobs died

Don't you see?!? It's all connected!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:46

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Was that Pete Rose's wife

Good on you, Pete

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:47

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

oh cool my espn feed is still choppy but not choppy enough to be unwatchable so i'm gonna watch this poo poo

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:47

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Madcosby posted:

Hospital interns are uploading their garage band albums to his iPod while he's under

Hey yeah, how come Apple doesn't drop listenable music on my iPod without my permission like GWAR?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:47

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

TubeStank posted:

Hey when this game starts to suck let's post pretty ladies (and dudes if you so choose!) of music again. That was fun.

I'm going to take a nap and might miss the first half an hour and I expect to show up to nothing but dong, boobs, and Gwar ITT

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:48

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Robnoxious posted:

Hey yeah, how come Apple doesn't drop listenable music on my iPod without my permission like GWAR?

Sup GWAR brother

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:48

fat greasy puto: Dec 30, 2001; Anime Lover David Beckham

whos got action on this game ive got dolphins d/st to score the first touchdown for +600

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:48

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Petite Dinklage posted:

Sup GWAR brother

everybody likes GWAR, my dude

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:49

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

The funniest part was that Bono was honestly surprised people wouldn't want a free U2 CD uploaded to them without anybody asking. I bet while he was lying next to the bicycle wreckage soaked in his own blood, he thought "but I'm Bono..."

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:49

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

eventually bono's voice will be uploaded into a computer and U2 will live on for centuries

what nerds don't understand about pining for the singularity so much is that we will become one with bono

one with bono and chris martin, Steve Jobs' Murderer

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:50

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

phins up

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:51

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Bono.
Berman.
One gun.
One bullet.

Make your decision.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:51

Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

TubeStank posted:

everybody likes GWAR, my dude

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:51

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

sweet thursday posted:

The funniest part was that Bono was honestly surprised people wouldn't want a free U2 CD uploaded to them without anybody asking. I bet while he was lying next to the bicycle wreckage soaked in his own blood, he thought "but I'm Bono..."

That was so unbelievably annoying. I was driving to school and all of a sudden U2 came on in my random playlist and it was a big what in the gently caress is going on moment.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:52