MNF GDT Jets vs Phins : insert something funny here

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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
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Oh boy... Ray Lewis' Hat is back...

said no on ever.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:54

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# ? May 5, 2024 03:15

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

TubeStank posted:

everybody likes GWAR, my dude

Even

embraces GWAR.
Ergo, :foxnews:

is the coolest.

Your move MSNBC and CNN.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:54

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

OP is as salacious as I hoped it would be

Also: shut the gently caress up Trent Dilfer

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:54

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

TubeStank posted:

cover it in poison because then when you take care of berman bono will try to save his life by administering mouth to mouth thereby ending his own

Close.

The correct answer is make Bono kill Berman so that you destroy everything Bono thinks he believes in and it destroys his soul.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:54

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Well, Trent Dilfer just compared Tannehill to Rodgers.

HOT TAKES

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:55

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Petite Dinklage posted:

Well, Trent Dilfer just compared Tannehill to Rodgers.

HOT TAKES

Dilfer's a lot like Nelson Mandela, in that neither ever knew a whole bunch about American football

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:56

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

See you guys later, gotta go study up

http://video.gq.com/watch/how-to-date-alexandra-daddario

# ? Dec 2, 2014 01:59

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

ah yes, berman's yearly obsession with the grey cup

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:02

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Why do they keep adding Flintstones sound effects

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:02

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Petite Dinklage posted:

See you guys later, gotta go study up

http://video.gq.com/watch/how-to-date-alexandra-daddario

her appearance on true detective is the stuff of legends

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:02

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I liked the C'mon man with two old men fighting to the sound of slide whistles and cartoon bonks

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:04

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Petite Dinklage posted:

Well, Trent Dilfer just compared Tannehill to Rodgers.

HOT TAKES

People have made those comparisons since Tannehill was coming out of the draft.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:05

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Bruce Springsteen is going to sing The River and they won't cut away until he finishes the song.
Expect to join MNF already in progress sometime around the 3rd quarter.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:06

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

If the Jets beat the Dolphins tonight I will draw Geno Smith burning the movie Flipper

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:06

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

This is the perfect time to take a dump

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:07

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

what is the purpose of this concert anyways? a get well bono concert or is this just for MNF

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Instead of having bruce springsteen playing tonight just loop the shot of him hitting the camera with his nuts over and over

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

What the gently caress is this his impersonation of Tom Waits and Dicky Barrett having sex

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:08

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Jesus Christ, this is horrible.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:09

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

bruce springsteen, is old

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:09

Rags to Liches: Mar 11, 2008; future skeleton soldier

Madcosby posted:

what is the purpose of this concert anyways? a get well bono concert or is this just for MNF

Both are bad reasons

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:09

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

bruce is trying too hard

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:09

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
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Madcosby posted:

what is the purpose of this concert anyways? a get well bono concert or is this just for MNF

Bono's aids charity thing :shrug:

And bonus album promotion.

This is weird. Better than that coldplay dickbag's version - still weird as poo poo.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:09

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

this concert is a perfect representation of the game tonight

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:09

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

The concert is like a tribute to emergency substitutions which is proper for the Jets

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:10

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Bruce is quickly morphing into Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino.
I wonder if Bruce will shoutout NYC is full of hymies?

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:10

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

i hate this a lot

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:10

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Man all of these guys are so old. It would be sad if it wasn't so annoying.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:11

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
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Jaysus posted:

this concert is a perfect representation of the game tonight

WE'RE NOT IRRELEVANT WE SWEAR: ~~The Concert~~ The Football Game

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:11

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

I'm not sure which is looser, Bruce's throat phlegm or his prostate

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:11

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Robnoxious posted:

Bruce is quickly morphing into Clint Eastwood's character in Gran Torino.
I wonder if Bruce will shoutout NYC is full of hymies?

i learned soooo many slurs in that movie. i'm still not sure what all of them mean

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:11

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Up next, U2 with Geno Smith as singer.

He's going to sing every line about 2 beats short

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:11

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I can hardly hear him.

Not exactly a downside, mind you.

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:12

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
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No one on that stage is even into whatever is happening. :corsair:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:12

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

god dammit start the lovely rear end football game

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:12

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

bruce might need a break after that shout out. looked like it got the best of him

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:13

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Oh hey, let's check out the football ga-HOLY gently caress WHAT IS THIS poo poo? *shuts off TV*

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:13

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
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Whoooooooooa they loving lowered the key crazy hard for ol' Bruce

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:13

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

This is one of those games I am just going to watch at the gym

BECUASE I GO TO THE GYM

I AM SO BUFF

LET ME JUST SNIFF MY FINGERS

SMELLS LIKE VAGINA FROM ALL THE SEX I HAVE HAD RECENTLY

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:13

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

15 mins till gametime:

# ? Dec 2, 2014 02:14

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