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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Sept 16th: Everyone is high-fiving, they do it everywhere, on the bus, at meetings, during movies. Obama High-fives a traffic cop on live televison and an NBC news correspondent rates it "7 types of smooth".

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Jan 14th: A dog bark at me.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
July 1st: First Hippo to walk on the moon.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
July 2nd: Second Hippo walks on the moon.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
August 23rd: Hippos are breeding like rabbits on the moon, who knew?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Oct18th: The weight of a million Hippos brings the moon crashing down into earth.

Joust fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Dec 4, 2014

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
May 31st: A new device measures every dick on the planet and finds the biggest one.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Applewhite posted:

June 1st: I accept my award with dignity and humility.

You just admitted to being Ron Paul. Trap sprung.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Dec 19th: You ask someone to pull your finger but you can't follow it up with a juicy fart so you don't get the promotion and your partner leaves you.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
March 18th: All space flights cancelled until you admit what you did.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
March 20th, 2015 - Austin Powers is back!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Speleothing posted:

Jan 15: A dog barks with Joust.

Lookin' forward to making this friend.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
Final day: A starwar betamax rests.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
It's weird knowing how it's all gonna go down.

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Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Luvcow posted:

*struggles to get 10 foot tall gift wrapped picture frame into moms house*

That's why you should get it inscribed on a single grain of rice.

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