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June 2015: Fed up with all his shows continuing to be canceled, Bill Cosby embraces his new-found reputation and opens "Dr. Huxtable's Rape Emporium." In addition to serving all your rape needs, the Rape Emporium also has an official and exclusive "Cosby" Duck Tape that features an ugly sweater pattern. Like this, but Cosbyfied: 
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December 2015: After a year of working hard on the forums, Lowtax becomes fed up with ungrateful goons and puts on an Edward Scissorhands gimp suit and retreats to his decaying mansion.
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Applewhite posted:September 2: School is back in session but your new homeroom teacher is *record scratch* JIM CARREY!? September 2 2017: now you're in college, and you go to your first class and your favorite zany teacher is BACK! [Direct to DVD, played by John Leguizamo].
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December 2015: The new Star Wars comes out and it turns out that Princess Leia is dead and Carrie Fisher was hired to play Jabba the Hut. Everyone agrees this is funny and good, except the tumblrites, who are thus finally discredited for all time.
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Applewhite posted:FEB 18: Starwar Betamax's corpse is still undiscovered. Feb 20: Starwar Betamax's corpse discovered, Spanish Manlove asks wife to "borrow it for a couple days" for undisclosed reasons.
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Applewhite posted:Mar 1: Spanish Manlove and partner begin attending marriage counseling. April 1st: His sacrifice is worth it when Lowtax releases "Weekend at Bernie's Doomhouse", starring A Starwars Betamax's corpse. The forums goes wild. April 22nd: The first goon discovers the DVD extra Easter Egg that caused Spanish Manlove's partner to demand marriage counseling. The forums goes doublewild.
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Episcopalians are pretty chill too.
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Applewhite posted:June 1st: I accept my award with dignity and humility. June 2nd: Your dick is sawed off by poachers and ground into powder and sold to the Chinese.
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Joust posted:Dec 19th: You ask someone to pull your finger but you can't follow it up with a juicy fart so you don't get the promotion and your partner leaves you. You're stressing me out.
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ilikedirt posted:ya its true The remaining white devils rename February to "Black Mystery month" because no one can understand why all the black people got raptured and they didn't.
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