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 "The beautiful story of one slice of bread's epic and emotional journey as it embarks upon a quest to become toasted. As you delve deeper and deeper into the story of 'I am Bread', you'll notice that things aren't quite what they seem...." What the fcuk is this? From the same creators of Surgeon Simulator here comes their newest weird game, "I am Bread", in which, you are a bread. I think it is easier to watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDE4rsLVB9A What's the gameplay like? Well as of this post I haven't played the game yet, so here's a Steam review that explains it: "Rather tricky, but very fun. You use 1,2,3,4 to 'grab' onto a surface, then you swing yourself to move! The goal is to get to the toaster on the other side of the room, and to toast yourself. It's definitely not as simple as it sounds, though!" It looks like a pretty weird game, but I'm interested in trying it out. It is in early access on Steam so this isn't the final game yet. Seems to be a challenging game, reading some of the Steam reviews. Has anyone here tried it out? Is it worth it? Some of the YouTube comments on the video are bashing it calling it the new Goat Simulator, but I don't think this is the case at all. Seems like an entertaining game to play. I do wonder what they'll do with the plot, though. Hope it'll be complex and emotionally envolving.
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I won't be picking this up. Toast simulation games are pretty much like Madden or the Call Of Duty series, if you've played one then you've played them all.
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Dec 4, 2014 00:49
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sounds pretty le epic
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Dec 4, 2014 00:51
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Do you remember how many breads you have played?
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Dec 4, 2014 00:54
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This sounds like a real Pain (de mie) to play 
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Dec 4, 2014 00:54
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Mount your friends, but with bread and an actual objective. I like it. I hope there's a bonus for getting as much gross crap stuck to you as possible before toasting.
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Dec 4, 2014 01:07
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Needs multiplayer where you have to assemble into a sandwich.
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Dec 4, 2014 01:14
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Kelp Plankton posted:Needs multiplayer where you have to assemble into a sandwich. That's actually a pretty cool idea.
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Dec 4, 2014 01:33
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Doctor Goat posted:Do you remember how many breads you have played? 
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Dec 4, 2014 08:05
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i sure am glad youtube exists so a whole genre of crappy games can be made and purchased for $10 so some white guy in his 20s can make a video of himself screaming while playing it
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Dec 4, 2014 08:09
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Robo Reagan posted:i sure am glad youtube exists so a whole genre of crappy games can be made and purchased for $10 so some white guy in his 20s can make a video of himself screaming while playing it I'm sorry to hear about your gluten intolerance
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Dec 4, 2014 10:07
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Robo Reagan posted:i sure am glad youtube exists so a whole genre of crappy games can be made and purchased for $10 so some white guy in his 20s can make a video of himself screaming while playing it What's this? Young people having fun! Harumpf! No fun having on my watch! Get back to shooting asteroids, that's the only way to have fun, none of this bread nonsense.
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Dec 4, 2014 10:13
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Robo Reagan posted:i sure am glad youtube exists so a whole genre of crappy games can be made and purchased for $10 so some white guy in his 20s can make a video of himself screaming while playing it Butter. Side. Down.
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Dec 4, 2014 10:40
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Robo Reagan posted:i sure am glad youtube exists so a whole genre of crappy games can be made and purchased for $10 so some white guy in his 20s can make a video of himself screaming while playing it If you're into screaming white men in their twenties perhaps I could interest you in a something awful comedy posting forums account for only ten dollars! Leper Residue posted:What's this? Young people having fun! Harumpf! No fun having on my watch! Get back to shooting asteroids, that's the only way to have fun, none of this bread nonsense. Yes that is literally the point of what is being said you pewdiepie subscriber. You're both retarded for caring for one side or the other. That's basically what I'm telling you
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Dec 4, 2014 10:49
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im a retard because this game owns
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Dec 4, 2014 10:52
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THE PENETRATOR posted:im a retard because this game owns now you get it.
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Dec 4, 2014 10:56
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Robo Reagan posted:i sure am glad youtube exists so a whole genre of crappy games can be made and purchased for $10 so some white guy in his 20s can make a video of himself screaming while playing it These people are the loving worst.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:17
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Well, everything's going downhill after the JoJo's reference.
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Dec 4, 2014 17:26
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Played this a bit. I wasn't bready for the difficulty level. I might spend some hours this weekend to try clearing the first level. Also if you get crashes try changing the graphics quality setting in the launcher. (It's built on Unity 5 which is massively unstable.)
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Dec 5, 2014 08:51
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Motherfucker posted:If you're into screaming white men in their twenties perhaps I could interest you in a something awful comedy posting forums account for only ten dollars! In a thread about bread, one dude wishes me dead.
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Dec 5, 2014 08:59
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Glad this game is being released early access. This is not at all YouTube celeb bait that will never be finished
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Dec 5, 2014 09:00
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I wish the low-carb thread was still around because this would be the best troll.
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Dec 5, 2014 09:03
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Does anyone know where I can find the music they used in the release trailer? I know it's a modified version of Prelude 1 from the Well Tempered Clavier but no idea which performance.
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Dec 5, 2014 10:27
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Lanky Coconut Tree posted:Does anyone know where I can find the music they used in the release trailer? I know it's a modified version of Prelude 1 from the Well Tempered Clavier but no idea which performance. It's actually a PewDiePie video slowed down 800%.
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Dec 5, 2014 10:30
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I spent some time last night abusing the physics of this game. I think this is my best highlight.
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Dec 14, 2014 21:37
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:I spent some time last night abusing the physics of this game. I think this is my best highlight. That's how toast works in my apartment. I think it is to do with the angle of the building or possibly my use of elastic rubber instead of butter.
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Dec 14, 2014 21:44
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This game has a built in .gif packager. 
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Dec 14, 2014 22:00
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:This game has a built in .gif packager. That's amazing. I hope they don't fix the physics glitches. That would ruin the fun.
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Big Scary Owl posted:That's amazing. I hope they don't fix the physics glitches. That would ruin the fun.
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