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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! Week 13 Results Top Ten: Phiggle: 999 (1009-10) - 46 + 10 turkey bonus = 56 pts. Tavarin: 996 - 45 + 15 turkey bonus = 60 pts. JGKing: 993 - 44 + 15 turkey bonus = 59 pts. axeil: 980 - 43 + 5 turkey bonus = 48 pts. Bachtere: 972 (1040-68) - 42 + 10 turkey bonus = 52 pts. Nystral: 951 - 41 + 15 turkey bonus = 56 pts. Okibi: 946 - 40 pts. Grittybeard: 940 - 39 + 10 turkey bonus = 49 pts. Gandalf21: 938 - 38 + 10 turkey bonus = 48 pts. ChuckHead: 932 - 37 + 10 turkey bonus = 47 pts. The Field: Fenrir: 924 - 36 + 20 turkey bonus = 56 pts. Akbar: 914 - 35 + 15 turkey bonus = 50 pts. Arnold Layne: 912 - 34 + 20 turkey bonus = 54 pts. Chichevache: 893 - 33 + 5 turkey bonus = 38 pts. Apples McGrind: 870 - 32 + 20 turkey bonus = 52 pts. Mughe: 851 - 31 + 10 turkey bonus = 41 pts. kalensc: 835 - 30 + 15 turkey bonus = 45 pts. WaffleZombie: 807 - 29 + 15 turkey bonus = 44 pts. Grozz Nuy: 798 - 28 + 15 turkey bonus = 43 pts. marioinblack: 794 - 27 pts. Jaysus: 780 - 26 + 10 turkey bonus = 36 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 779 - 25 pts. skaboomizzy: 774 - 24 + 20 turkey bonus = 44 pts. aBagorn: 763 - 22 + 5 turkey bonus = 27 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 763 - 22 + 5 turkey bonus = 27 pts. Metapod: 724 - 21 + 10 turkey bonus = 31 pts. von Metternich: 720 - 20 + 20 turkey bonus = 40 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 715 - 19 + 5 turkey bonus = 24 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 698 - 18 + 15 turkey bonus = 33 pts. solauran: 683 - 17 + 20 turkey bonus = 37 pts. Hockles: 676 - 16 + 20 turkey bonus = 36 pts. pixelbot2000: 656 - 15 + 20 turkey bonus = 35 pts. No Butt Stuff: 490 - 14 + 10 turkey bonus = 24 pts. Deceptive: 235 - 11 pts. Dubar: 235 - 11 pts. Phyein: 235 - 11 pts. Busts: rebel1608: 1005 - 10 pts. Bjay9: 1002 (1030-28) - 9 + 20 turkey bonus = 29 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 1040 - 8 + 10 turkey bonus = 18 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 1059 - 7 pts. Felter Chesthard: 1073 - 6 + 20 turkey bonus = 26 pts. bushisms.txt: 1074 - 5 pts. OrangeKing: 1089 - 4 pts. Thaddius the Large: 1112 - 3 + 20 turkey bonus = 23 pts. Ron Roenicke: 1128 - 2 + 15 turkey bonus = 17 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 1228 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Metapod Mind_Taker Gandalf21 Apples McGrind Z.S. Ghost Week 14 Schedule Thursday Night: DAL@CHI Sunday 10AM: PIT@CIN STL@WAS NYG@TEN CAR@NO NYJ@MIN BAL@MIA IND@CLE TB@DET HOU@JAX Sunday 1PM: BUF@DEN KC@ARI SF@OAK SEA@PHI Sunday Night: NE@SD  Monday Night!ATL@GB
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Well I've had 2 out of the last 3 be awful weeks. I'm going to be superstitious and wait until Sunday at 12:55 Eastern time to make my list. Seems last minute has worked best for me this year
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Sweet, best finish of the season and most points with the Turkeys. Hopefully that pushes me into playoff range. Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Matt Forte - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
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Dec 4, 2014 16:47
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Andrew Quarless - Receiving Yards
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Drew Brees - passing yards Tony Romo - passing yards Peyton Manning - passing yards tucker Eddie Lacy - rushing yards
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Dec 4, 2014 17:19
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SEA QB - Passing OAK QB - Passing SEA Team - Rushing OAK Team - Rushing DEN Team - Rushing E. Lacy - Rushing
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Dec 4, 2014 18:54
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bushisms.txt posted:SEA QB - Passing Bro I don't wanna call you out but is it really that much more effort to type out 'Russell Wilson' and 'Derek Carr'? Also, and this goes for everyone, please use the full name when doing team rushing/receiving totals. Season standings will probably get updated on Saturday.
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Dec 4, 2014 19:24
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Jesus Christ I'm top. This is suddenly terrifying. Brian Hoyer - Passing Johnny Manziel - Passing Tony Romo - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Calvin Johnson - Receiving Tucker Number Randall Cobb - Receiving
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Andrew Luck - Passing Brian Hoyer - Passing Colt McCoy - Passing Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Tucker: Eddie Lacy - Rushing
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Derek Carr - passing Tom Brady - passing Geno Smith - rushing Michael Vick - rushing Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - passing Suh Token
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Drew Brees - Passing Yards Josh McCown - Passing Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Suh Token
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Ben Roethlisberger - passing Andrew Luck - passing Eli Manning - passing Eddy Lacy - rushing
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Tucker # - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
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Dec 6, 2014 16:31
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I really doubt I can get that lucky again, but what the hell, let's take a stab at it. New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards New Orleans Saints - Receiving Yards Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - RUSHING Yards
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Dec 6, 2014 23:09
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Andrew Luck - Passing Brian Hoyer - Passing Johnny Manziel - Passing Josh Gordon - Receiving Antonio Brown - Receiving Jimmy Graham - Receiving Darren Sproles - Rushing Tucker # Jordy Nelson - Receiving
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Glenn Winston - Rushing Yards Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Ryan Taylor - Receiving Yards Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards T#: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards Hockles fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Dec 7, 2014 |
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Dec 7, 2014 02:42
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
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Dec 7, 2014 05:27
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Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
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Dec 7, 2014 06:13
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Andrew Luck - Passing Peyton Manning - Passing Tucker: Aaron Rodgers - Passing
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Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Randall Cobb - Receiving Yards
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two. 2. TWO. twoooo. TWO loving YARDS  I feel equal parts shame and sadness. Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Eli Manning - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Isaih Crowell - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards USING RYAN TOKENI got gently caress all to lose!
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Dec 7, 2014 10:37
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Derek Carr - passing Drew Brees - passing Matthew Stafford - passing Antonio Brown - receiving Tucker # - Eddie Lacy - rushing
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I added a couple players to my list.
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Dec 7, 2014 15:26
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Tom Brady - Passing Yards Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards Drew Brees - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards Go big or go home right?
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Dec 7, 2014 15:58
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Andrew Luck - passing Tom Brady - passing Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - passing
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Dec 7, 2014 16:14
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drat. #11 so no token refresh  Tom Brady - Passing Peyton Manning - Passing Derek Carr - Passing Tucker#: Jordy Nelson - Receiving
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Dec 7, 2014 17:34
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Matt Stafford - Passing Yards Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
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Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Andy Dalton - Passing Calvin Johnson - Receiving Tucker #: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Polamalu Token
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Andrew Luck - passing yards Arian Foster - rushing yards Deandre Hopkins - receiving yards Brian Hoyer - passing yards Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - passing yards
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Colt McCoy - Passing Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards Geno Smith - Passing Yards LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards Tucker: Julio Jones - Receiving Yards
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Josh McCown - Passing Kyle Orton - Passing Alfred Morris - Rushing Andre Ellington - Rushing Josh Gordon - Receiving Kelvin Benjamin - Receiving Jordy Nelson - Receiving
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Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
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pre:New York Jets - Rushing Houston - Rushing Baltimore - Rushing New Orleans - Rushing Pittsburgh - Rushing San Francisco - Rushing Tampa Bay - Rushing Eddie Lacy - G.B - Rushing - Tucker #
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Peyton Manning - Passing Eli Manning - Passing C.J. Anderson - Rushing Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - Passing
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Jordan Matthews- Receiving Yards Tucker Number Aaron Rodgers - Rushing Yards
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Dec 7, 2014 19:00
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Afternoon delight Kyle Orton - Passing Tom Brady - Passing Jamaal Charles - Rushing Jordan Matthews (PHI) - Receiving Juwan Thompson (DEN) - Rushing Tucker: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Using Suh token
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Another late-game special! Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Every single Denver Bronco - Receiving Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards
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Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards Tom Brady - Passing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards
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