1KoB Week 14

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No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Tom Brady - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Alex Smith - Passing

Tucker: Jordy Nelson - Receiving

# ? Dec 7, 2014 19:51

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# ? May 6, 2024 13:53

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Marshawn Lynch- Rushing
Marshawn Lynch- Passing
Russell Wilson- Passing
Russell Wilson- Rushing
Jamaal Charles- Rushing
Jamaal Charles- Passing
Aaron Rodgers- Passing

# ? Dec 7, 2014 20:29

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Peyton Manning - passing
Philip Rivers - passing
LeSean McCoy - rushing
Jamaal Charles - rushing
Anthony Fasano - receiving
Anquan Boldin - receiving

Tucker #: Julio Jones - receiving

# ? Dec 7, 2014 21:38

Z.S. Ghost: Jan 1, 2008; Odd Fire Wolf Gang

welp, i'm boned

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards
Arizona Cardinals - Rushing Yards
Keenan Allen - Receiving Yards

Tucker Matt Ryan - Passing Yards

# ? Dec 7, 2014 22:01

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Tom Brady - passing
Julian Edelman - receiving
Rob Gronkowski - receiving
Philip Rivers - passing

Tucker - Julio Jones - receiving

# ? Dec 7, 2014 23:49

Thaddius the Large: Jul 5, 2006; It's in the five-hole!

Ah gently caress me, completely forgot about doing my list this week. Sneaking in before SNF:

Tom Brady - passing yards
Philip Rivers - passing yards
Rob Gronkowski - receiving yards
Keenan Allen - receiving yards
Antonio Gates - receiving yards

Tucker Number
Jordy Nelson - receiving yards

Revis Token

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:28

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Rushing Yards
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards
Glenn Winston - Rushing Yards
Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards
Ryan Taylor - Receiving Yards
Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards
T#: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

*wet fart noise*

I'm not even going to bother adding this up

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:29

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Tom Brady - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing

Aaron Rodgers - Passing

# ? Dec 8, 2014 00:50

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Drew Brees - passing yards - 235
Tony Romo - passing yards - 205
Peyton Manning - passing yards - 173
tucker Eddie Lacy - rushing yards

613

# ? Dec 8, 2014 01:18

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards 235
Josh McCown - Passing Yards 250
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards 63

Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

Suh Token

548 Yards... Throw away Rodgers, throw like my life depends on it. :shepicide:

# ? Dec 8, 2014 01:31

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

gently caress me, I did it again.

Tom Brady - Passing
Phillip Rivers - Passing
Jonas Gray- Rushing
Keenan Allen - Receiving

Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - Passing

# ? Dec 8, 2014 01:39

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Tom Brady - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing
Gronk - Receiving

Tucker Number - Matt Ryan - Passing

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:10

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing - 294
Brian Hoyer - Passing - 140
Johnny Manziel - Passing - 0
Josh Gordon - Receiving - 15
Antonio Brown - Receiving - 117
Jimmy Graham - Receiving - 25
Darren Sproles - Rushing - 0

Tucker # Jordy Nelson - Receiving

591. Pathetic.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:33

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Aaron Rodgers - passing

# ? Dec 8, 2014 02:47

von Metternich: May 7, 2007; Why the hell not?

gently caress. Aaron Rodgers passing.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 05:39

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

gently caress me, I did it again.

Tom Brady - Passing 317
Phillip Rivers - Passing 189
Jonas Gray- Rushing 9
Keenan Allen - Receiving 3

Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - Passing

518. Do what you do Rodgers.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 05:47

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

Ben Roethlisberger - passing
Andrew Luck - passing
Eli Manning - passing

Eddy Lacy - rushing

904 with Lacy to go and no token. :getin:

# ? Dec 8, 2014 06:28

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:

New York Jets    - Rushing - 168
Houston          - Rushing - 173
Baltimore        - Rushing - 183
New Orleans      - Rushing - 092
Pittsburgh       - Rushing - 193
San Francisco    - Rushing - 097
Tampa Bay        - Rushing - 026

Eddie Lacy - G.B - Rushing - Tucker #

932

Dammit, this'll bust for sure.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 07:16

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

drat. #11 so no token refresh

Tom Brady - Passing 317
Peyton Manning - Passing 173
Derek Carr - Passing 254

Tucker#: Jordy Nelson - Receiving 146

754... well I'm not gonna bust I guess? drat, Peyton.

e: 900

Seriously, what the hell Peyton.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 05:48 on Dec 9, 2014

# ? Dec 8, 2014 12:35

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

Tom Brady - Passing 317
Peyton Manning - Passing 173
Alex Smith - Passing 293

Tucker: Jordy Nelson - Receiving

gently caress you, Peyton.

783.

Jordy, it's time for you to set some records.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 16:07

Aztec Galactus: Sep 12, 2002

Tucker - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:46

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

WaffleZombie posted:

Colt McCoy - Passing Yards - 199
Derek Carr - Passing Yards - 254
Geno Smith - Passing Yards - 254
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 50
Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards - 53

Tucker: Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

810 + Jones. Guess I won't need that token.

# ? Dec 8, 2014 17:53

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

solauran posted:

Afternoon delight

Kyle Orton - Passing - 355
Tom Brady - Passing - 317
Jamaal Charles - Rushing - 91
Jordan Matthews (PHI) - Receiving - 23
Juwan Thompson (DEN) - Rushing - 63

Tucker: Aaron Rodgers - Passing - hopefully gets pulled in the second half after crushing ATL's hopes and dreams

Using Suh token

849 with Rodgers to go, don't think that Suh token is going to do much. Dangit Orton you just had to pile on those garbage-time stats :shepicide:

# ? Dec 8, 2014 18:05

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Peyton Manning has sure sucked quite a bit these last couple of weeks, huh?

# ? Dec 8, 2014 23:11

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Jaysus posted:

Russell Wilson - Passing Yards - 263
Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards - 48
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards - 86
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards - 294

Tucker # - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

Need 309 from Rodgers. This could be great, or a disaster.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 00:21

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Jaysus posted:

Need 309 from Rodgers. This could be great, or a disaster.

You're gonna bust unless it's a blowout and we get a quarter of the Matt Flynn Experience�

e: Nevermind, Packers are gonna run for 300 in this game.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Dec 9, 2014

# ? Dec 9, 2014 01:18

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Andrew Luck - passing - 294
Tom Brady - passing - 317

Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - passing - 327

938. Solid week. I was kind of hoping for a weak game from Rodgers cause that would mean GB would lose, but oh well. Getting a good score is good too.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:19

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

Gandalf21 posted:

Andy Dalton - Passing Yards - 302
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards - 227
Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards - 30

Tucker Number - Matt Ryan - Passing Yards - 375

934. I guess I'll take that

# ? Dec 9, 2014 07:37

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

904 with Lacy to go and no token.

73 from Lacy gets me to 977. Solid.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 08:45

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards - 311
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards - 185
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 50
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 158
Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards - 11

Tucker Number: Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards - 327

Busted by 42 yards so I only get Rodgers' yards :smith:

# ? Dec 9, 2014 14:15

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

Tom Brady - Passing 317
Peyton Manning - Passing 173
Alex Smith - Passing 293

783

Tucker: Jordy Nelson - Receiving - 146

929. You know what, after 3 weeks around 500 yards, I'll take this. I don't even care that it's probably like number 25.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 14:19

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

WaffleZombie posted:

810 + Jones. Guess I won't need that token.

I guess I did need that token. Really, Julio, 259 yards? 190 wasn't enough?

# ? Dec 9, 2014 16:16

Jaysus: Sep 17, 2004; "Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Fenrir posted:

You're gonna bust unless it's a blowout and we get a quarter of the Matt Flynn Experience�

e: Nevermind, Packers are gonna run for 300 in this game.

Ugh...

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:55

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Gonna guess I settled somewhere in the 600 area.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 20:57

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Hockles posted:

Gonna guess I settled somewhere in the 600 area.

The Bryan Hoyer Effect.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 21:00

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards 96
Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards 91
Tom Brady - Passing Yards 317
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards 189

Tucker Number: Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards 73

Total: 766

You suck Sanchez.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 22:17

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Grozz Nuy posted:

Bro I don't wanna call you out but is it really that much more effort to type out 'Russell Wilson' and 'Derek Carr'?

Only reason I don't is because of injurys or garbage time switches.

Sorry, I thought it would be a lot easier to just look up passing or rushing for a team than going to each individual player page.

# ? Dec 9, 2014 22:32

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards 235
Josh McCown - Passing Yards 250
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards 63

Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards 327

Suh Token

875..... I DIDN'T BUST!!! :downsgun:

# ? Dec 9, 2014 22:45

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Nystral posted:

875..... I DIDN'T BUST!!!

"At least we didn't bust" bros :downs:

# ? Dec 10, 2014 03:51

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ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

ChuckHead posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 269
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards 322
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards 252

Tucker Number - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

gently caress

# ? Dec 10, 2014 04:08

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