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pentyne posted:Last month, Whole Foods revealed that it would open a line of grocery stores “geared to millennial shoppers,” with a “curated selection,” “streamlined design” and “innovative technology.” I hate loving everything about this sentence.
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Wanamingo posted:Over in Mexico, when a guy catcalls a woman, he usually calls her a sexy momma. That's literally almost all hispanic cultures.
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Wanamingo posted:It's an entire culture of Johnny Bravos, it's crazy. God I wish.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Is there anything that man won't put his name on? A presidency.
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The White Dragon posted:olive garden didn't realize that there's a regional english language in which Anything to get the taste of olive garden out of your mouth.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Here's the youtube of their promotional video to make up for it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6ngM0LHxuU It's like they totally misread those rapey mra videos of creeps forcing themselves on women. Like, the product was pretty neat but man that ad is really bad
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bradzilla posted:I associate TP with your posts Oh poo poo! Get at him zedprime.
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Karma Monkey posted:Maybe advertisers have always done this and I'm just now noticing, but anyway, it seems like a lot of companies are doing this thing we're they make a mini documentary or social experiment to see what people will say and we're supposed to be surprised and/or inspired and/or moved to tears by the outcome. That's cool I guess, but I always wonder if they're entirely scripted or they just go through X number of participants to get the reactions they want. Take this one, for example. I really have trouble believing it. I just feel like it would be the kids naming pop stars and celebs and the parents saying "I just want my kids to put down the video games for 5 minutes and eat at the dinner table." So loving terrible, you know they're fake. It's scripted to high hell and kids can't act for poo poo. Put piano and cello music in the background and have middle aged white women cry for some real dumb reason Another example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUHQnZUDh3I&t=150s
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Lagomorphic posted:The key word in that "blog" is Canada. We're on of the markets where they've spent a bunch of money renovating and launching trying to go more upscale. They've been running TV ads trying to play it up as a great place for young people to work as well (which is sort of true even if it's mostly because we've got decent minimum wage laws). I love how comments are disabled.
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jojoinnit posted:Those chevy ads with the "real people not actors" who sound like they're repeating lines back to someone offscreen. Yeah, I think that's one of the things that gets me a bit. Like, its very clear they're actors.
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What sad person wants another megaman game? It's a product of the past and needs to go away, same with sonic. That poo poo aint cool and good anymore.
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BattleMaster posted:Is it spironolactone? AKA the blood pressure medication also used to suppress testosterone in some MTF transitions? When he bought the sex in the city box set and wine coolers?
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JnnyThndrs posted:Yeah, glue is great for sone things, but I don't use it for anything that even has the slightest chance of having to come apart again. Some of those construction adhesives are brutal. 
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Decrepus posted:Cancel this stupid thing you dumb gently caress box.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:gently caress radio.
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hyperhazard posted:It just makes me think of that painful Chevy press release. Another reason to loving hate chevy.
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My keyboard is better than all your keyboards combined.
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Choco1980 posted:Yes, but how does it handle goop? It's washable so I'd imagine pretty well.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Least you know a bitch ain't one. Nice
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Hirayuki posted:Drooly vagina?
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Waffleman_ posted:Jesus gently caress, this company is going to go out of loving business, isn't it? Good
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Mu Zeta posted:I looked at my Kaiser doctor's profile and he listed "Racing my Ferrari" as his favorite hobby How'd he get his hands on your Ferrari?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Wouldn't you be able to tell he's not drunk by speaking with him? Dude could be suave as gently caress when drinking.
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purple death ray posted:What about Big Pun Get over it, he's dead.
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MrYenko posted:He also lists "Carribean." While still highlighting Haiti, Cuba, and the Dominican Republic.
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Len posted:I wish my fiancee would understand Papa John's is bad. It's her favorite chain pizza 
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evobatman posted:A low cost haircut chain thought this would be a good idea for a commercial. Would he not have dicked down because of a pimple?
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jojoinnit posted:That's really gross guys You've never had your pimples popped by your SO?
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Sunswipe posted:Oh she got some bangs alright. Nice
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Picnic Princess posted:Get with the times old man. No one complains about food pics anymore. All we care about now is being queer, eating rear end, and wishing we were all dead. Nobody want's to see the grinch eat rear end, but they do wish he was dead.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The biggest problem is that we've trained customers to be lovely. If a customer is nasty enough usually customer service will give them something free or a big discount to get them to shut up and go away. Want to pay less for your cell phone? Just scream at the guy at the customer support line until they give you a discount. People have learned that businesses, big ones especially, reward lovely, abusive behavior. Conversely if you're nice and decent then there are companies that will deliberately try to rip you off. Which is why I loving love working customer service for a government entity, I don't have to worry about keeping someone happy just because we need their money and I certainly don't have to really care if they ask for a supervisor. I give them the information they need and that's it, I can be as nice and as terse as I want it loving rules. I'm nice no matter what but I don't have to have some middle manager asking me why I'm not smiling all the time.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Quiznos just became my favorite restaurant. I heard their lobster sub is to die for.
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Screaming Idiot posted:You just became my favorite poster. You just made me the happiest man on the planet.
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Sunswipe posted:Has Nike gone out of business yet? All those people destroying their own clothes should have destroyed Nike by now, somehow. Apparently ever since their last ad campaign they've been breaking sales records like crazy.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:That is some excellent marketing because I really want udon now. Yes, even the number 4. I'll give you the number 4 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh sure, I have no issues with the actual intended use for a lot of that stuff. It's just that the manufacturers could hardly advertise it in a more laughably stupid manner if they tried. I'm putting a produce mallet on my wedding registry
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PT Cruiser? More like PT loser.
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The Bloop posted:I used to drive a Subaru. It was a very good car. I'm not a lesbian, being a guy, but I do like chicks and comfortable shoes Your such a lesbian.
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Dewgy posted:My friend’s mom had one of these when I was growing up. Yeah it’s an ugly friggin’ car but god drat was that thing comfy. Yeah well your friends mom was a pt loser
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Gwyneth ain't all there in the head.
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