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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Who is this Granny popular enough to merit six places on the Top 10?

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.



Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


They don't pretend Spot is anything other than a cat.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


All I know about Heroes is that it was a mean-spirited show where the writers fell in love with the serial killer who extracts people's brains, to the point where he keeps coming back from the dead and even turns good for a while. Anyone female or non-white where pretty much hosed.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Are those actual frame-rate drops I'm seeing?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


An easier comic to market would be something new that's stand-alone, or limited. It has a beginning, middle, and end. Watchmen got so much praise all-round because it's easier to digest than other superhero comics as it lasts a deliberate 12 issues and requires no pre-existing knowledge (Mention those prequels and I will kill you). Pluto is one of the best mangas ever and it finished at a brief eight volumes and all you need to know is Astro Boy is in it, except he keeps his clothes and he doesn't have a machine gun in his arse.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


It's good McDonalds didn't air that similiar ad where the kid's father killed himself because they discontinued the McCruncher.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Comedy is Tragedy plus Time.

"Congratulations to Madeline McCann, Hide-and Seek Champion for ten years running."

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Oh God, I wish it was Goatse I was seeing and not that tragedy.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.



As an Irish person the only way this could be more offensive is if it was almond-flavored.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


They taste like poo poo, that's why.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Dove makes its bi-annual marketing cock-up:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/08/dove-apologises-for-ad-showing-black-woman-turning-into-white-one

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


They must have no conception of taste if they think the buff black dude is less appealing than a chinese guy with a bowl-cut.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


By now the NRA should just celebrate the next school-shooter because he expressed his right to bear arms.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Whitlam posted:

... infamous Dallas Buyers Club saga.

?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


No Pressure, a short-film directed by Richard Curtis meant to promote global-warming mitigation. :nws: as it depicts men, women, children, and Gillian Anderson violently exploding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOmLcSeU2UY

Inspector Gesicht has a new favorite as of 12:39 on Jan 9, 2018

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Better a good dog than a dead dog.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Memento posted:

That kid at the end of that episode of Rick and Morty wished for it.



...for a friend.

A day later an "intern" and not Ted Cruz gave a like to a mother-daughter porno on Ted Cruz's twitter page.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Len posted:

Fiancees sister didn't know she had to spit out toothpaste and apparently swallowed it well into her teens

I would like to meet this sister.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I am pleasantly relieved that John Cleese is just a boring old coot and not a sex-monster.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Would the Oxford comma have solved that sentence? Not to give those pricks at Oxford any credit.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


RandomPauI posted:

This reminds me of a UK play about how hard it is to raise an autistic child. The autistic child is played by a puppet, the only puppet in the play. The playwrights justification was that autistic people are like animal souls born into human bodies and that no one cares enough about the caretaker.

If Sally Hawkins can act as a mute then there's no reason you can't get a human-being to play an autistic kid instead of the creepy puppet from Lift-off.

Inspector Gesicht has a new favorite as of 11:50 on Apr 7, 2019

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


For the record, this is the puppet standing in for an autistic kid in the UK play.



As always Sesame Street did a better job at this when they introduced a muppet kid called Julia who is on the spectrum. Since most of the cast are muppets she isn't singled out physically in a negative manner like the above example

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


To gush further about Sesame Street's depiction of autism, when the Julia character appeared in a parade-float she was wearing noise-cancelling headphones.



How is it that any one program that's been going so long remain so woke/aware?

Inspector Gesicht has a new favorite as of 17:39 on Apr 7, 2019

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Elmo is still terrible though.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Even classic movies have a moment in the editing-room where they realised "oh poo poo we forgot to film this crucial part".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj-r7ARXfSs

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I remember Filip Miciun got kicked off IGN for plagiarising a review of Dead Cells. The sad thing is the reviewer he stole from is a pretty lousy critic. All his videos are only five minutes long and full of sponsored bullshit.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Its important to know that Gotti was financed by his family, so it was inevitable that E from Entourage's magnum-opus would lionize this dude who was no different from any other low-life.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Is this not the Onion thread?

There's this audio log in Metal Gear where this old man praises the hamburger he's served and appreciates the added preserves in it, because the old man himself is riddled with a bacteria hive-mind. I think he had a point.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


It was a Philly who killed that hitch-hiking robot. They're all trash.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


You have to pay in-game currency to switch your weapons.

VVV: It's taken me ages to figure out what your shtick is. It's the naked apologist.

Inspector Gesicht has a new favorite as of 18:47 on Mar 3, 2020

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


oldpainless posted:

Remember in the one bond movie where the French dude dies and the camera immediately cuts to bond tossing his corpse in a dumpster? Same.

More like oldsameness.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


There was a failed Modesty Blaise pilot where the title character is played by horrifically skinny woman.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


This racist is hilarious.

101. CryEngine (Software development tool) – Traitor

Isn't CryEngine run by Germans?

111. DeviantArt (Furry breeding ground) – Traitor

When was it not full of Furries?

125. Dreamworks (Second-rate Pixar) – Traitor

Later...

303. Pixar – Traitor

Also Mad Max and The Phantom Pain were great games that came out on the same day. Don't use them as your wallpaper, :argh:

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Twitch pulls Black Lives Matter video criticised for being overwhelmingly white

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Given how poo poo the development of Yandere Sim is going it stands to reason the clones and imitators will be finished first, and surpass the inspiration.

See also the people still giving Chris Roberts money to fund a busted boring-space sim Star Citizen, when the polished boring space-sim Elite Dangerous has everything the former game advertised and released years ago.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.



I'm a dollar-menu kind of guy.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


This was made before Covid right?

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Oh no, I've been on the internet too long because I know what that word means.

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Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I'm so dense, I thought Little Green Bag was about a handbag accessory the narrator was particularly proud of.

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